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Movie to Watch: Confetti

Being a Brit, I have a very self-deprecating sense of humor. I am very cynical, skeptical, and tend to bond with cranky old men. 

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My arse with better light and not blurry as of today ..hideous

Well the other photo was pretty blurry so I was told better light would help so this morning a more light pic was taken ..it’s sharper and shows my old arse flaws and all.   54 more words

Holy crap ..poke my eyes out with a stick

Honestly just saw this ….Thank goodness my arse has muscles ..This can only be fixed by surgery …camel toe can be considered sexy ..but this shit could take 500 cc implants and still have loose skin ..damn 

A peculiar neighbourhood

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Booky Nights

OK OK - Well my arse is coming along although not nearly as FAST as I would like - I am getting Risque!!

OK darlings – in my British Accent, how the hell are we doing today?  I have not quite got the hang of belfies (selfie of the butt) or focusing the Camera.   149 more words

Talk about raining on my Parade.

So today I went to pick up my 10 year old from school.  His P.E. teacher comes running up to me and says, “I hear you are doing Crossfit, Good for you.”  I said, “Yes, why thank you.”  She said, “Can I give you some advice?”   Me, “Oh, of course.”  She said, “Wear as many bare armed clothes as you can now.   231 more words