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SVH #17, Love Letters: Uh...You Wouldn't Know Him. He Goes to Another School

Jenn wrote 4 days ago: It says I may have already one a million dollars! Summary: SVH’s resident gossip, Caroline Pea … more →

Tags: Books, Alice Wakefield, Caroline Pearce, Regina Morrow, SVH

SVH #16, Rags to Riches: Motive? What Motive?

Jenn wrote 6 days ago: Roger proves that popped collars never looked good Summary: Roger moves in with the Patmans, his new … more →

Tags: Books, Hank Patman, Lila Fowler, Olivia Davidson, Regina Morrow, roger barrett patman, SVH

Sweet Valley High #3- Playing with Fire5 comments

girltalkread wrote 1 week ago: Yes I know, I know- I am back already. Well I am not really prepared to discuss more of my personal … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, Control?, robin wilson, teen witch

Prom Baby! - The full story1 comment

saucytemptress wrote 1 week ago: Full text of this year’s NaNo, “Prom Baby!” after the jump. If you are looking for … more →

Tags: Amy Sutton, broke-ass weave, Cara Walker, Date Rape, elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, Fiction, Hot Mess, Human Trafficking

Prom Baby! - Word count: 50,0003 comments

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: “Oh, that is it!” Elizabeth said angrily, tossing her newborn little boy over her shoulder and hopin … more →

Tags: elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, Hot Mess, jessica wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Collins, NaNoWriMo, OMG 666, religious visions

Prom Baby! - Word count: 47,447

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: Jessica felt a tight pain in her abdomen and looked down. It took her a minute to remember that she … more →

Tags: Amy Sutton, Date Rape, elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, jessica wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Collins, NaNoWriMo, so meta

Prom Baby! - Word count: 45,389

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: Enid grabbed a girl by her hair and threw a hard knee to her throat. Glancing behind her, she could … more →

Tags: broke-ass weave, elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, jessica wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Collins, NaNoWriMo, religious visions, so meta

Prom Baby! - Word count: 43,865

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: Suddenly, Jessica felt her head being yanked backward by some unseen force. The prom queen crown was … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, Lila Fowler, NaNoWriMo, Enid Rollins, Todd Wilkins, Amy Sutton, Hot Mess

Prom Baby! - Word count: 41,666

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: “Oh,” Lila said condescendingly. “Well, when you see Jessica, tell her to come find me, OK? I can … more →

Tags: Amy Sutton, elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, jessica wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Mr Collins, NaNoWriMo, supernerd

Prom Baby! - Word count: 37,533

saucytemptress wrote 2 weeks ago: Enid lay in wait under a clump of bushes on the very edge of Big Mesa High School’s parking lo … more →

Tags: elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, homemade shank, Human Trafficking, jessica wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Collins, NaNoWriMo, religious visions

Prom Baby! - Word count: 30,027

saucytemptress wrote 3 weeks ago: Jessica dropped to her knees in the sand, exhausted. She wasn’t badly hurt, but some of her cl … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, Lila Fowler, NaNoWriMo, Winston Egbert, Enid Rollins, Todd Wilkins, Hot Mess

Prom Baby! - Word count: 28,176

saucytemptress wrote 3 weeks ago: “I don’t care about what Lila read in Ingenue. I don’t care about Lila Fowler, period,” … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, Lila Fowler, NaNoWriMo, Winston Egbert, Todd Wilkins, broke-ass weave, Hot Mess

Prom Baby! - Word count: 24,134

saucytemptress wrote 3 weeks ago: “I know, I walked out of my house to go to school this morning, and I found Sally Larson lying dead … more →

Tags: Date Rape, elizabeth wakefield, Enid Rollins, jessica wakefield, NaNoWriMo

Prom Baby! - Word count: 22,205

saucytemptress wrote 3 weeks ago: “I heard there’s some shit going down at Big Mesa tonight,” Steven said, pulling out the chair … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, Lila Fowler, NaNoWriMo, Enid Rollins, Todd Wilkins, religious visions

Prom Baby! - Word count: 18,291

saucytemptress wrote 4 weeks ago: “OK, got it,” Amy said. “It’s a bit dusty. I don’t think we’ve ever had a teen pre … more →

Tags: Amy Sutton, elizabeth wakefield, jessica wakefield, NaNoWriMo, Sweet Valley, tight pants, Todd Wilkins, Wut

Prom Baby! - Word count: 12,711

saucytemptress wrote 1 month ago: * * *   Elizabeth awoke with a start. Her sleep had been fitful; she’d tossed and turned … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, NaNoWriMo, Todd Wilkins, religious visions

Prom Baby! - Word count: 6,660

saucytemptress wrote 1 month ago: “We still didn’t find out what boobs are for,” Jessica said thoughtfully, chewing on a french … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley, jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, Lila Fowler, NaNoWriMo, Winston Egbert, Enid Rollins, Mr Collins, Todd Wilkins

"Bruce Patman's Advice for Dating" 28 comments

ihatewheat wrote 1 month ago: Actual product sold at the fund raiser*. I find it interesting, since the last post about Lila … more →

Tags: Sweet Valley High, deception, Liz meddles, Roger Barrett, super edition, Super Star

Prom Baby! - Word count: 1,7213 comments

saucytemptress wrote 1 month ago: I’ve been inspired lately to write a sequel to Double Penetration, my 2007 NaNoWriMo parody of … more →

Tags: jessica wakefield, elizabeth wakefield, NaNoWriMo


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