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A Poem about Bums

New Poem…

Bums bums bums. Am meant to be booking trains for tour and editing a new poetry collection but instead I’m thinking about bums. So thought I’d share. 685 more words

Poetry Gigs

First time

A bum, a woman bum
Alone, on the platform, at night
Not far yet from her life before
Next day, 3 bums with her
All males 41 more words

Paris

11-23-2014 Things I Once Hated!

Four years ago in a galaxy far far away on my first blog I posted a list of 100 Things I Hate.  At the time I challenged myself to compile that list in under ten minutes to make it as spontaneous as possible. 640 more words

Possibly Humorous

Who is this Jack Schitt????

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? And No, he’s not Adolph”s brother
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ 231 more words

Family

Offbeat: How Do Bums Break The Internet?

Bums. Surely they’re not that fabulous… are they?

It seems all over the media, people have become fascinated with Kim Kardashian’s larger than large bum since the release of her ‘Paper Mag’ photoshoot. 586 more words

Offbeat

Butt is the new black

Put yo ass out

Or you won’t get any cash out

But if you’re the new cat

Put some of that back

We don’t wanna see… 205 more words

Poetry