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Who is this Jack Schitt????

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? And No, he’s not Adolph”s brother
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ 231 more words

Family

Offbeat: How Do Bums Break The Internet?

Bums. Surely they’re not that fabulous… are they?

It seems all over the media, people have become fascinated with Kim Kardashian’s larger than large bum since the release of her ‘Paper Mag’ photoshoot. 586 more words

Offbeat

Butt is the new black

Put yo ass out

Or you won’t get any cash out

But if you’re the new cat

Put some of that back

We don’t wanna see… 205 more words

Poetry

Bums, bottoms and bootys

How weird is our society’s obsession with bums?!

Just think about it. It is a bottom, no matter who it belongs to, its function is sitting and pooing. 280 more words

Blog

Back in Skel Country

Circumstances have smiled upon me and I found myself with new and more gainful employment. I made the move from journalism to “the dark side” of public relations. 1,174 more words

Notes From A Polite New Yorker