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Love my girls

Lunch Conversation with my girlfriends. We will call one L and the other V.

V: *impressive burp*
Me: very sexy
L: I know right. It’s a mating call. 96 more words


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The Importance of Being Burped

When did this noisy and slightly embarrassing (for us adults) bodily function creep up and start to occupy my mind in such large quantities I do not know, but it has and it does. 340 more words

The Basics

A loud obnoxious burp escapes Bennett’s mouth at the dinner table.

Me: Do ya think you could close your mouth?… What do you say?

Bennett: I’m sorry…….

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Funny Crap My Kid Says

Medyo Fat Girl: Ramen Burger

I have been craving for this for about a month now.
I was disappointed though. The noodels cum bun were kinda sloppy for my taste. 33 more words