The Samurai Web Testing Framework is a live linux environment that has been pre-configured to function as a web pen-testing environment. The CD contains the best of the open source and free tools that focus on testing and attacking websites. In developing this environment, we have based our tool selection on the tools we use in our security practice. We have included the tools used in all four steps of a web pen-test.

Starting with reconnaissance, we have included tools such as the Fierce domain scanner and Maltego. For mapping, we have included tools such WebScarab and ratproxy. We then chose tools for discovery. These would include w3af and burp. For exploitation, the final stage, we included BeEF, AJAXShell and much more. This CD also includes a pre-configured wiki, set up to be the central information store during your pen-test.

The Samurai Web Testing Framework is a LiveCD focused on web application testing. We have collected the top testing tools and pre-installed them to build the perfect environment for testing applications.

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Presentazione fumetto,
GIOVEDI’ 15 OTTOBRE 2009, ore 21.00:

BURP!
Deliri grafico intestinali
Incontro con Luca Vanzella e i disegnatori della rivista.

BURP! nasce come tappa finale di un percorso durato un anno all’interno dei laboratorio di musica e fumetto SOTTOSUONO LAB al TPO.
L’intento iniziale era quello di discutere sulle forme contemporanee di produzione e distribuzione delle riviste a fumetti mantenendo la forma di laboratorio aperto a nuove contaminazioni e sperimentazioni. Dopo aver presentato il primo numero a giugno BURP! torna con un numero 2 rinnovato nel formato e nel numero di pagine.

Sul web: delirigraficointestinali.blogspot.com

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Per ogni ulteriore dettaglio:
MODO infoshop – Interno 4 Bologna
Via Mascarella, 24/b e 26/a
40126 Bologna
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As the lucky guy I am I got between an old man and an indian man who seemed to be cool… Until he started to burp, quite loud and without covering his mouth while burping. After a couple of burps the dude at the aisle decided to change seat so I took his seat… Thank god:)

At least the indian dude could not burp me in the face anymore.

BURP! deliri grafico intestinali, n.2

presentazione

GIOVEDI’ 15 ottobre

ore 21

Libreria Modo INFOSHOP

via mascarella 24/b

Al suo interno potete trovare “Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan”. Ultimo arrembante sforzo di Brochendors brothers + Sociocomix (innovativa casa di produzione mitopoietica).

“Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan”: definito da molti come un passo in avanti nello studio della tecnica spettrofotometrica, in realtà è semplicemente un fumetto. Arguta esibizione di parole e immagini, a rendere un mondo interiore tormentato, la storia in questione non fa niente di tutto ciò. Accrocchio divertito, storia inconfutabile dell’occupazione di Bartleby in via Capo di lucca, a Bologna, il 25 marzo 2009, una storia che  parla di quel posto eccedente ed eccessivo dal nome di un piccolo scrivano. Ne parla poi con le sue stesse parole. Qualsiasi cosa voglia dire.

Burp! , alla cui redazione va un sentito “Grazie!”, si può trovare a Bologna, presso la libreria MODO INFOSHOP (via  Mascarella 24/b) e la libreria Trame ( via Goito 3/c).

Hey!

We are nearing 600 hits now!!!

Only a couple more, and again tell your friends about us.

Now for the Top 5 Weirdest World Records

#5

Loudest Burp

Paul Hunn of the UK has a burp of 104.9 decibels!

#4

Largest Collection of Traffic Cones

David Morgan has a collection of 137 traffic cones, thats 2/3 of all the designs ever made

#3

Heaviest car balanced on head

John Evans balanced a 159.6 kg Mini on his head for 33 seconds. He is a professional head balancer

#2

Most live rattlesnakes held in mouth

Jackie Bibby held an amazing 10 rattlesnakes in his mouth by their tails

#1

Largest Disco Ball

This disco ball is 7.35 meters in diameter and actually is used in a dance club. 

Those are some weird records,

-Storm

Let’s face it. Everyone’s going to experience varying degrees of embarrassment in their lifetime. No amount of careful planning or extreme level of avoidance is going to get you through life unscathed by failure, feelings of shame, or unusual amounts of humiliation. If your parents didn’t teach you this at a very early age, then you will have farther to fall, but take comfort in the fact that most of your friends will probably have a good laugh at your expense. It’s your basic win-win situation, with the exception being that it’s much harder to find the “win” as you’re falling than it is for your friends to fist-pump while shaming you with a Sharpie.

You don't have to be the ass in a demotivational poster, but chances are you will.

There are some things, however, that I find shouldn’t need step-by-step instructions or hours of intense research from such renowned resources as Texts From Last Night or ehow.com. Take, for example, women and general gynecological decorum. It should go without saying, or explaining in written form, that when at the gynecologist’s office pretend you’re Roman. No, not dressed in a feather-plumed helmet and ready to conquer lots of countries. But basically, assess your environment and look for cues as to what to do next. Maybe come prepared with a list of questions, but by no means should a gal use this as an opportunity to show off her flexibility, her witty sense of humor, or lack of inhibitions. Perhaps a detailed list IS in order.

1. You don’t have to be laid back, feet up in the stirrups before the doctor even comes in the room. You are not at home or in the corner of a random bar at 3:00 a.m.

2. No matter where your ass is on the exam table, you’re going to be told to scoot down. And scoot down some more. And then maybe one more little scootch. Try not to let air escape from either of your orifices. This is your BIGGEST no-queef/no-fart moment of the year. If you fail in this moment, you will ruin your carefully constructed atmosphere of pretending your girl parts aren’t hanging out in the breeze. Burping is probably okay and even though it’s a little lowbrow, you’re doctor will be mentally thanking you.

3. It’s perfectly natural for some women’s nipples to be erect during the breast exam. But if they look like two uninterested silver dollars, DO NOT pinch them in an attempt to look perky. More than likely, you’ll probably spend this time avoiding your doctor’s eye contact and humming the Sesame Street theme song in your head. Don’t forget to say “monthly” when asked how often you perform a breast exam. Synchronize that word and this moment in your mind and make a silent vow to start performing monthly breast exams. You may think that having a steady partner or just being a ho on a regular basis means this job is done, thereby giving you permission to check it off your list, but you are wrong.

4. When the physical exam is over and the doctor hands you some tissues, avoid taking this as an opportunity to be cute and saying something like, “That’ll be $75!” That’s just going to make you sound cheap. And probably a little disrespectful.

Nice ‘stache. Did you print your medical degree off the Internets?

5. One thing that always seems to come up: questions about your sexual activity. This may include a question like, “Do you have anal sex?” IT’S A LEGITIMATE, HEALTH-RELATED QUESTION! It’s not going to be posed to you like, “Do you ever put the p in your a and then back in your v?” You cannot text in your answer. You should just be honest despite the fact that the nurse is going to call you a skank whore the minute you leave.

I think that’s a pretty comprehensive list and definitely feel like I’m doing my part for the betterment of a younger generation of women….and gynecologists. I am going to add this skill to my resume. You’re WELCOME.

The 7Safe penetration testing training course,  CSTP Ethical Hacking : Hands-On 2  courseware has been revised for the next course on October 1st 2009. 

Certified Security Testing Professional

Further SQL injection examples and countermeasures have been added, as well as a Burp suite excercise, plus there’s more on interpreting email headers, Cross site request forgergy (CSRF) attacks  and Autopwn in Metasploit using a dynamic browser exploit (drive-by attack)

Scientists have an odd way of coming up with peculiar names for groups of things. A group of baboons is called a “flange” for example, a group a politicians is called a “conspiracy,” and cow farts and burps are called “enteric emissions.” These are all things I tend to avoid, but believe it or not other people spend a lot of time studying them.

A headline from DairyReporter.com this summer stated “Burps and pack waste inform dairy giants’ eco-plans.” The article reports that “Stonyfield Farm has been able to reduce the enteric emissions from the cows by as much as 18 per cent, an average of 12 per cent,” claims Nancy Hirshberg, vice president of the company’s natural resources division.” “If every US dairy were to adopt this approach, in less than one year, the amount of greenhouse gas emissions we could reduce would be the equivalent of taking more than half a million cars off the road!” They seem quite excited about the potential of these numbers. Using their own figures above, if just 12 per cent of US dairy cow farts and burps are the equivalent of a half million cars, then total US dairy cow farts and burps are the equivalent of 4,166,667 cars.

Just the burps and farts alone are the equivalent of the pollution of more than four million cars? This sounds more like the politicians than the dairy cows honestly, and I questioned the figures. Then the reality sunk in: dairy farms are not rolling green pastures with a few cows standing in the sun. Erase that outdated image from your head. The modern dairy farm is more like a cow milk factory. There is no farmer; there is a collection of factory bosses. The workers in this factory are thousands and thousands of cows, crammed up to assembly lines. They don’t get paid, work in poor conditions, and are often abused and killed by the factory bosses.

Eliminating the air pollution equivalent of half a million cars sounds like a great idea. In fact, so great, why stop at half a million? If the dairy industry is truly concerned about the environment they need to do more than talk the talk; they need to walk the walk too. I want to see them do this with a 100% commitment. To you and I this sounds reasonable. To the dairy industry these are fighting words.

Unfortunately, marketing dairy products as anything approaching environmentally-friendly is analogous to those cigarette industry advertisements that featured doctors back in the 1950s. I would suggest that instead of the plan detailed in the article we should close all the dairies. We would not only achieve the enteric emissions output equivalent of taking more than 4 million cars off the road, we would also improve America’s water and air quality, improve and save the lives of millions of animals, and have a measurably positive impact on the health of millions of American humans. This is compassionate to humans, to other animals, and to the world around us. Everyone wins, including the farmers, who can use the same land to plant crops such as soy and rice that we also make milks from. Crops with zero emissions. Crops with multiple uses.

For years now, chocolate soy milk has sold better in America than chocolate cow’s milk. People are waking up to the fact that humans are the only species that drinks the milk of different species. It’s not natural; our systems are not equipped to handle it properly, and that’s why so many of us develop “lactose intolerance” at some point in our lives. The marketing of cow’s milk leads us to believe that it is a healthy drink but in fact scientific studies not funded by the dairy industry have found just the opposite to be true: consumption of cow’s milk dairy products may contribute to an increased likelihood of conditions such as osteoporosis, diabetes, coronary artery disease, obesity, cancers, and other health concerns.

Human milk is rich and meant for baby humans. Cow’s milk is rich and meant for baby cows. It’s simple really. There’s a good reason we get fat and sick from consuming cow milk ourselves, but it’s taken us a long time to make the connection. Now that we have, I’m considering new names for groups of cow’s milk dairy products. Some I have on the drawing board:

- a pustule of cow milk
- an infection of cow milk butters or margarines
- a syndrome of cow milk yogurts
- a rash of cow milk cheeses
- an ulcer of custard
- a growth of ice cream
- a horror of cow milk dairies

Let me know what you think.

I’d eat this little fella…..with onions and banana sauce of course!!!!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!!!!