Somehow we’ll have to introduce Richard Dreyfus’s character from Close Encounters to Randy from Christmas Story. Imagine the mashup of mashed potato mayhem. Sadly, this squashed spud meeting of the minds likely will never take place. 256 more words
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I’ve had “Shrimp on the brain” lately. There is a reason and I’m working on that post but for now, I hope you’ll enjoy this one. 349 more words
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not,” Mark Twain once wrote, predating the concerns of a generation of 5:2 dieters by a good century.
I was worried about finding a topic to write about today but this little bit of wit from me kind of inshpiahed me. It got me to think about that expression, see, she jokingly said I was hitting on her aunt and I kind of ran with the joke but I thought about it and…yeah, saying, “Hit on someone,” is a pretty fucked up expression. 353 more words
I know I was supposed to write about cookies, but this topic…butter spread is crucial to any dinner table during the holidays. I got hooked on it when it first came out, a little canola oil in the butter and my guests could bread their homemade bread with ease. 420 more words