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What My Kids Hear When I Say "Go to Bed"

Bedtime in our household is the most stressful time of day for my wife and I. The kids are fed, bathed and tired, but they always find an extra gear to shift into to make life difficult for us. 617 more words

My dog needs a new nickname

I have two. Two dogs. Raeya and Nero. Nero’s nickname is Butthole. You know, it kinda suits him. He’s a great dog, but a butthole. … 76 more words

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My dog needs a nickname

I have two. Two dogs. Raeya and Nero. Nero’s nickname is Butthole. You know, it kinda suits him. He’s a great dog, but a butthole. … 76 more words

Personal

The Consolation Rim Job

While my wife has waxed poetic about the “consolation blowjob,” it’s a rim job that truly makes the best parting gift.

The year was two-thousand something and I was dating the voluptuous Ms. 704 more words

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