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Just Logic
A little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this: What Makes 100%? W… more →
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Just Logic
turtlemom3 wrote 1 week ago: A little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh O … more →
S O M E T I M E S -
turtlemom3 wrote 1 week ago: Sometimes Sometimes… when you cry…. no one sees your tears. Sometimes… when you ar … more →
Differences Between Liberals and Conservatives
turtlemom3 wrote 1 month ago: From the Boortz Blast: No, I didn’t write this. I wish I did. Because it’s the painful t … more →
A Vet Visit
turtlemom3 wrote 2 months ago: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the ve … more →
Swine Flu ADVICE - latest info from Dept. of Health
turtlemom3 wrote 2 months ago: THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! If you wake up looking like this don’t go to work! Swine Flu Oh My!! … more →
To All Seniors, Impending Seniors, Those Who Know Seniors
turtlemom3 wrote 6 months ago: This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you wh … more →
My 1 Day Employment
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: So – after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted l … more →
The Veterinarian's Wife
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian c … more →
Eating Vidalia Onions
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: The Vidalia onion is truly versatile as well as tasty. There must be at least 50 ways to eat one: Di … more →
What to Do With Hotel Soaps
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests … more →
Creative Puns for Educated Minds
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from … more →
Lexophiles - AKA Punsters!
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a … more →
To Those of You Born 1930 - 1970
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turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s & 70’s! … more →
Remember To Lock Your Doors!
turtlemom3 wrote 7 months ago: A very weird thing has happened. A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she … more →
Nancy Pelosi is a Saint!
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s aide visited the A … more →
Lizard Birth
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush bur … more →
Life - Explained
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bar … more →
Conversion
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: Roger a Swede from Clearwater County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was b … more →
Three Ladies in a Sauna
turtlemom3 wrote 8 months ago: THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS … more →
