Chapter One – Shopping and Shouting Chapter Two – Prawn Ring Chapter Three – Jam and the Maiden The gloom in the supermarket was broken only by light of the emergency exit signs. The… more →
Captain Pigheart ~ Swashbuckling Pirate Storieswrote 3 weeks ago: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!Captain Haddock vs Captain Birdseye Avast ye, slubberdegullion landlubbers! I … more →
wrote 1 month ago: This year is the 50th anniversary of Doctor who and what else could be done to celebrate in packagin … more →
wrote 1 month ago: My little brain was ticking over yesterday and I thought to myself ‘I wonder why cruise lines don’t … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Up and down the land right now there are millions of people either recovering from their office part … more →
wrote 8 months ago: There are other forms of entertainment around currently, so my husband and I set off for Heartbreak … more →
wrote 9 months ago: “I want to be a Yellowjacket!”… “Nanu Nanu!”… “this time n … more →
wrote 11 months ago: Figure 1 from United States patent #1,773,079 issued to Clarence Birdseye for the production of quic … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Captain John Terry (Chelsea) vs. Captain Birdseye (potato waffles) I can’t even imagine where … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I usually leave this to the preserve of The Fallen Angel, but recently I had cause to stray right pa … more →
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wrote 1 year ago: Chapter One – Shopping and Shouting Chapter Two – Prawn Ring Dave. It was Dave. The head was D … more →
wrote 1 year ago: For no reason whatsoever, occasionally thoughts will enter your head about TV shows and their casts … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Okay, so this is not going to be a mind-blowing, ultra-informative, change the world type of blog po … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Salty sex Old Rope is allergic to fish and therefore unable to watch this motion picture. I have a d … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Captain Birdseye “said Captain Birdseye, “Covered in my special blend of crispy golden c … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Every now and again I contact organisations and companies with questions. I was always taught that l … more →
wrote 3 years ago: “I’ve had ‘em all,” purrs sexy Stacy Sligo (above), author of There’s … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Back in the summer I* was lucky enough to win a competition in the The News (Portsmouth’s dail … more →
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