So, is Kanye West playing the magic negro? This picture makes me think Kanye is getting his Michael Clark Duncan Green Mile on … “I tried bawse.” Is this rap’s response to all of these movies recently with the white character saving the negro? Apparently this was shot by David Lachappelle for Lady Gaga’s The Fame Monster Deluxe Edition album artwork. Folks had been sending me the pic for the last two days. I finally sent it out for a caption on twitter. Enjoy the results …

@urbanledjen: Tiger..one of yo white bitches tried to escape!!

@BaNkHeAd81: I’m thru… Now u other niggaz can finish lmmfao!

@TheInfamousMDC: Is That Kunta Or Kanye … I Cant Tell The Difference

@soundsavvy: “God, I know you can destroy the world, and I’mma let you finish, but this here… this is the greatest sacrifice of ALL TIME”

@Reptile214: This could have been you Taylor.

@jAZZ_O: Save me nigga, save me!

@thaLadyBlogga: “I’m glad she has a penis. Holding a naked woman would have made me sick!!!”

@bmore_bril: It’s dark and Hell is hot!

@PimpBillClinton: There’s a light skinned person act like Kanye West, there’s a dark skin person act like Kanye West..

@pegaita: “New Age Mandingo Warrior”

@detroitredjaz: It’s Dark and Hell is HOT!!!

@Abs_ThePoet: Kanye : “Give Us free”

@detroitredjaz: Imma runaway slave!! But I stole Massa’s daughter before I left the plantation!!

@VRich: Seriously…why is Kanye holding naked white chics? Is that legal?

@MissMeandI: It’s Captain King-Save-a-ho-Kang’ye and his Westsidechick ho

@cheated52: I’ma keep on holding you Lady Gaga .. but my airbrushed abs are the best ever .. they make me look oh so sexy i’m just sayin’ (*/kanye shrugs\*)

@riaListicprose: And when they get On, they leave yo ass for a White Girl!

@ocsupreme: Lady Gaga is helpless as Kanye thinks twice about throwing her into the fire for being much more well endowed than he is.

@Moeknowledge: “It was a battle but I got what I wanted. Yet another successful black Friday.”

@Kormega: “Before we sacrifice her to the volcano god, I would like to perform a special cleansing ritual in private.”

@PutaMala215: Taylor, I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish…but Lady Gaga is the hottest naked white chick alive

@iGo2Far: The jungle AND a volcano!? Niggas will do anything for some white p*ssy.

@ADHDJade: “Now, suh! You put that whip away! You told me tah go owt der’ and pick duh white stuff! I did what you said suh! I did!”

@MsLoveLiLi: I’m happy for you and Giselle, Lebron but I look like the biggest monkey dominating a white woman- EVER!

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It’s Friday already! Time for some silliness. I love this picture because I think this is how life works for cats and dogs.

Looking forward to seeing how you caption this!

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And now for something completely different… Need more animal cuteness? Take a look at “the sweetest pets ever“!

“Cause I ba-ba-ba-ba-ball no testicles” … Then what are you grabbing, Nicki? I caught the Robin Thicke and Nicki Minaj pic from @TheSP_Iam. The pic is from the December 15 release party for Robin Thicke. Nicki is making one of those cartoon character faces (No CGI). These are the best pics to send out for captions. Check out captions that some of my followers on twitter came up with. Enjoy!

@kemblepdx: It’s a penis!

@Drea141: Nicki: “HELP!!! It burns- It burns!”

@JosephBananas: Lil Kim Jr.:”adada barbie lalala Lil Wayne gadda *screams* XBOX!” Robin Thicke: “the fuck did Jay get me into?”

@JustBeeinc: You told Harpo to beat me.

@Moeknowledge: Robin Thicke “Sex Therapy” has cured me and it can you too. But don’t just take me word for it ask my Lil Barbie. – Nikki

@UrLadyHeroin: Can’t let them see that! It’s fake too!!!

@Juicyfruit4u: OMG! I wanna scratch sooooo bad!

@telli3: Nicki: “Omg!!! It fell off!!!!”

@neisha429: I’m burning like a forest fire damn that Lil Wayne

@DivaKattGurl: Nicki: “Oooh shit my crotch is on fiyah!!! Damn flare ups!! FML”

@Kormega: He’s gonna put that where?!

@Reptile214: Robin: I’m going back to white women.

@HottestMessEver: “Oh shit!! It popped out”

@PutaMala215: YOOOOO please don’t stick that mic stand up my twat any more….GOT DAMN

@jellydear: “I believe I can fly!!!!”

@Abs_ThePoet: “Colgate Paid Me w/ Whitening Gel”- Nicki Minaj

@BarkBiteBlog: While onstage w/ Robin Thicke, Nicki Minaj spots hamburglar Missy Elliot in crowd and instinctively protects her all-beef patties.

@PimpBillClinton: Robin: Okay Nicky, show me where @pimpbillclinton touched you.

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Harpo, who dis man? I caught this “family” photo of Kimora Lee Simmons and her husband Djimon Honsou with the kids. Who’s kids? Russ’ kids! (well, at least two out of the three). Apparently Djimon must’ve been heading to an ugly sweater Christmas party after the picture was over, because DAMN that sweater is ugly. Not even Bill Cosby would rock that joint. The girls sitting up in this picture like, “you ain’t my daddy!” lol! The whole while Djimon is itching to get out of that plaid shirt (I know I would’ve been). Well, I sent this picture out for caption. As always, enjoy!.

@jacobm23: Kimora thinking: “I hope that sumbitch Russell Simmons sees this”

@tamnificent: Why they got djimon in the bill Cosby sweater? *sad face*

@ThaGeNeCySt: Why Did I Get Married

@SinnamonS: “Damn Im stuck with the female tiger”

@SoloDoloRoRo: One o’ these things is not like the other.

@Drea141: “Djimon.. YOU ARE The FATHER!!!”

@IUsed2LoveHer: Djimon: “GIVE US FREE!”

@Reptile214: Give me free from this ugly ass sweater.

@JewelGiroux: She looks fabulous while the rest of us look like we stepped out an LL Bean fcking catalog

@reketa: Dude looking like “Yeah I got yo family” now what nucca.

@BaNkHeAd81: So that’s what finding a raw pink diamond gets ya… A photo op with kimora lee simmons #BloodDiamond

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It’s Friday and this week has been such great fun on Zebra Sounds. Thank you guys!

I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea what to do with this picture. I’m hoping you’ll know.

Caption this!

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And now for something completely different… I haven’t done one of these in a while. I can’t resist this one which my friend sent to me tonight. Watch this little boy play, and especially watch his facial expressions. He’s both talented and adorable, and he made my night!

One thing is for certain about Lady Gaga, she doesn’t give a shit and does her own thing. From bird nest masks to your grandmomma’s good laced table cloth, she dresses the way she wants and it’s always talked about. That’s smart and cheap publicity. If she couldn’t sing, that would be one thing but the girl (or whatever) has a voice. Lady Gaga met Queen Elizabeth II Monday night in London looking like a red latex condom or life size twizzler (you choose, lol). I wonder if the Queen has a “Poker Face”. Anyway, I sent this picture out for captions on twitter. Folks definitely kept it entertaining as usual. Enjoy.

@neisha429: Please bend over fair Queen while I spank your bottom and call me Mistress Gaga

@mickey_bish: Queen Elizabeth “Splendid job in new moon!”

@Mish2Mish: Gaga to the Queen: “You ordered a bloody Mary?”

@ocsupreme: In the spirit of the holidays, Lady Gaga thought it would be nice to dress up as a candy cane for the Queen.

@JD_SivadInk: Looks like that entire ensemble is made out of fruit roll ups

@iGo2Far: The nun in the back corner: “This has to be a fckin joke”

@reketa: That little boy is looking at her like ” What the fck is that shit”

@therealamaru: “I’m sorry, where’s the bathroom?”

@SmrtNBuetiful: “Yes your Magesty, that is very nice. Allow me to show you how we tuck our penis in the States.”

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Friday? Really? I can’t believe how fast this week went.

Love the faces on these little ringtailed lemurs. I just need you to tell me what’s on their minds. Caption this!

New posts were in short supply last week with the extended holiday — there were a lot of Thanksgiving dinners to attend — but now things are back to normal.  So let’s kick this week off with a caption contest, as is our custom.

This week’s photo is quite unusual.  I really have no idea what’s going on here, except that a guy is standing in the middle of the road with his pants down and his shirt off.   There are a lot of other people around, but at a distance.  Since I have no context whatsoever for this picture, we’ll just have to make it up.  That’s where you come in.  Explain what could be going on here, whether realistically or not.  Just make it funny, and keep it clean.

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

I don’t even know what to say about this one. I’ll leave it up to you!

Caption this!

You share it, we get to clown it. That’s basically how I feel about things folks put on the internet. Chris Brown tweeted this image the other night, in what I assume was an effort to distract attention from his “cornball” tweet. You know the tweet that went out while Jay-Z was giving his acceptance speech at the AMAs, then was deleted and followed up with something about “are we in high school” blah, blah, blah. I guess the question is, Chris, are you in high school sniffing sneakers? I’ve heard of glue and spray paint but now we get high on Jordans? To each his own I suppose. Sent the pic out for a caption. As usual, folks went in. Enjoy!

@J_Live3TP: “Ok son you got it. I admit it. You were playing harder than I was.”

@PimpBillClinton: Air Jordan bongs coming Spring 2010!

@CopperSoul: Putting our feet in our mouth … without the new kicks? Psh.

@Moeknowledge: “You’re right, the addition of potpourri effectively extinguish the odor my foot fungus creates”

@roborobb: The endangered “air Jordan bird” in it’s natural habitat.

@Mr_BootyLuver: Nike offered a $100,000 prize in their find that famous foot competition.

@ocsupreme: New Scratch & Sniff Jordan Soles coming soon. “You may not be able to play like him. But you can finally know what it smells like to win Like Mike.”

@Lo_Oking: “I’m not sure that we’re doing this ‘footjob’ thing right.”

@ThaTrail: “If Jay don’t wanna be a cornball, he should do shit like this!

@lisafordblog: Ran out of cups for the Grey Goose!

@shizzBOSTON: Swine Flu got you scared? Avoid sickness and stay fly with the Stay Clear Air Jordan Respirator Mask

@ihuntmidgets: Heard of reebok pumps? Now theres NIKE Asthma Pumps. #SuckOnThat

@Weirdoo0: Foot fetishes gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY wrong!!

@PopInColor: “Smell that? That’s Rihanna’s sales, they stink!”

@GravitateToMe: “Where’s the smell coming from? Wait hold up! Lil Mama!?! Bitch Nobody Called You! I said New York!!!

@TheTweeterMama: “We LOVE the stanky feet smell! Umm!”

@jcpoppe: “Fetish? What fetish?”

@inkedSolace: “Yes, finally got the smell of dried blood out!”

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I caught this pic of Drake and Nicki Minaj, Young Money’s finest [LOL]. Nicki Minaj may or may not be doing the Zoolander face right now. It also looks like Drake has been watching America’s Next Top Model, because I swear he might be smiling with his eyes right now. Wait… that’s just his eyebrows. My bad. Anyway, I had to send this pic out for a caption. As always, my followers on twitter went in! Enjoy …

@CopperSoul: “My entire body is as rubbery as your leg, Drake, no one cares anymore.”

@bigDEElight: It’s Ross from friends & the Anteater! Hooray!

@Reptile214: Who blew Wayne first?

@ashnash: Barbie & Ken 2009 Edition

@Drea141: Drizzy: “She da fuckin best”

@t3pps: She did the twig and Drake did the berries.

@Drea141: Nicki: “After this photo- imma spit dis nut out”

@SoloDoloRoRo: Beauty and the beast…. Or Barbie and Ken (genitals not included) …

@Justmiaiam: “Drake needs to stop eating asparagus! I’m gonna taste that all night”

@denisewheatley: Add one more member and they’d be Phony Phony Phony © Martin

@OCSupreme: Hey, look!  It’s Borebie and Kunt!

@LuvvieIG: Deacon Lumiere & First Lady Minaj (who we heard was sleeping w/ the Qwa Director, Brother Rufus)

@Chyuuch: I got one: “I hope they know I only brought this Bitch cuz Wayne & Baby made me” LMAO

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Happy Friday!

So, I have no idea right now how to caption it, but I LOVE this picture. (Thank you, Terre!) I think it’s hilarious. The only way it could be more so is to have a perfect caption. That’s where you come in. Have fun boys and girls! Caption this!

Who is taller, Jermaine Dupri or Gary Coleman? Based on this picture, I’ve got my money on Gary being taller! Honestly, how tall is Jermaine? Is he legally considered a “little person”? No shots, just wondering [lol].

Seriously for a moment, a large amount of the tweets that I got back from this picture were, “is that a dude.” Those comments made me second guess and look again at this picture a few times and honestly, I don’t know. I hope it’s just a female stripper that has a toned body, ala Tina Turner or Angela Bassett as Tina Turner. Or like homegirl @edubb323 said, “it’s either a dude or Sheree.” Point well taken!

Hey, maybe it’s a male stripper (allegedly) and Jermaine Dupri is saying pause (allegedly) as he makes it rain or sprankle (allegedly). I don’t know. Anyone have the pic from the other angle so we can find out? Well, until someone sends me that picture … enjoy the captions to this one …

@Abs_ThePoet: “I wonder if they’d do something strange for some change”

@Reptile214: If you’re under 4′9″ can it really be considered “Rain”?

@naijacandy: Is he paying the stripper in blue to duck down so he can climb her to get to the one in black? #justasking

@rodimusprime: Janet’s Alimony Money?

@kanyeBreast: President of the Lollipop Guild

@ocsupreme: “Baby, who you know with money taller than them?!”

@ocsupreme: “This what you call big face $20s. I know.”

@TheTweeterMama: *cues Drakes..”I GOT MONEY TO BLOW!Ow!Ow!Ow!*

@SoloDoloRoRo: JD got that midget ass

@Roshiii: Is that a male stripper?! An excerpt frm “Jermaine Dupri: Confessions of a Certified Midget” Pg 202 “I <3 Male Strippers”

@neisha429: Oh shit look at Bow Wow since he signed to Cash Money. Jermaine Dupri “Who’s your daddy now?” *throwing money in air*

@reese_101: The IRS will contact him about owing back taxes in 3…2…1…

@dimplessince88: Her arm is bigger then JD’s body

@CopperSoul: JD – while I do this, could you sing “Escapade” for me? No, no…anytime, anyplace? Please?

@Dajanaydaddy: Shes still taller than him, sitting down.

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Happy Friday! My friend sent me a bunch of amazing photographs from National Geographic. (Thank you Peggi!) This is one of them. I told her the shots are all beautiful (or in this case totally cool) and infinitely captionable. Please prove me right!

Caption this!

(WordPress doesn’t think captionable is a word, but I am so showing it who’s boss around here.)

I don’t normally use regular folks in “caption this” but every now and again, you just have to. @beHalf hit me with this pic on twitter and it’s waaaaaaay too funny to pass up. I mean, this dude has an Al Sharpton (a #181 if you’re trying to get it at your local barbershop or hair salon) with a tshirt tucked into a belt-less pair of jean pants. Where the hell they do that at?! For a moment I’ll ignore the Superman logo and the stretched out collar on his tshirt. And I’m not even going to get into the other thinks happening in this picture, namely that wall paper and wood trim. Where did he take this picture at, his grandma’s crib? Anyway, I sent the joint out on twitter for captions … folks DID NOT hold back. Please enjoy.

@misszindzi: “Uh Oh”, I see Lumidee has hit upon some hard times.

@missacamacho: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nope! It’s SUPERDOUCHE!”

@EvilOne215: Is that a Members Only jacket and “Mom” jeans…

@ReadBeanpie: “My boy was right. Photoshop does take 10 ponds off.”

@TenaciousTAO: *sings* like a virgin,touched 4 the very 1st time

@beHALF: This n*gga collar has been used and abused.

@Abs_ThePoet: Hopped up out the bed with a S on my chest! -so what if it’s photoshopped on lol.

@reptile214: Get your Pen & Pixel starter kit.

@detroitredjaz: This ninja looks like Bone Thugs broke ass over eating ass cousin.

@bigDEElight: “Blame eMachines & PaintShopPro”

@JAlexanderH: Sooo… how do you somehow make a Poster for a No Limit album look WORSE? Bingo…

@iAmOshun: “No need to supaman hoes when i got two hands”

@JoNada: That shit makes Shaq’s version of Superman in that movie Steel look good.

@denisewheatley: Bless big boy’s hawt. Lookin like that he ain’t gon supa soak NO hoe!

@KelliNikole: “And to the left in the coral t-shirt is the offspring of Mack 10 and Katt William’s shag.”

@mylesbianBFF: Is this a photoshopped pic of Big Pun before he gained weight?

@JoNada: Is that the cover for The-Dream’s new album or something?

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Delicate Flower commented earlier on her blog, that we seem to have it in for Gee Dubya.

Just to underline the point, have a go at this one…..

Image found here….

Here’s Gee Dubya making an arse of himself…..