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Wilt the Stilt may hold a spot in the Playboy Athlete Hall of Fame for Game with sheer number of female conquests, but according to NBC.com when it comes to an A-List Little Black Book of unparalleled quality,  you’d be hard pressed to find a more impressive resume than the one owned by Derek Sanderson Jeter of the New York Yankees.

It is really quite something to behold, see what we’re talking about after the jump…

Jessica Alba? Check.

Jessica Biel? Check.

Jordana Brewster? Sure.

Mariah Carey? Why not.

Lara Dutta? Jetes will handle it.

Joy Enriquez? Whatever.

Vida Guerra? This is just getting silly.

Scarlett Johanssen? Maybe. Yeah ok.

Minka Kelly? Yyyyup.

Adriana Lima? For good measure.

Vanessa Minnillo? Duh.

Cassia Riley? Gotta sneak a pornstar in there somewhere.

Gabrielle Union? Spice things up.

Did we leave someone off? If we’re playing the odds game we may even be leaving you off gentle reader. If you are in fact part of Jete’s conquests please do not apply for inclusion in this gallery unless you’ve been on reality TV, in the movies, or around a recording studio before.

In other political news, Sarah Palin win’s Bikini.com’s Most Wanted Bikini Model. Maybe it already happened:

More damaging shocking truths about Sarah Palin are leaking onto the Internets ahead of tonight’s debate! All this time, Sarah Palin has been leading a secret double life!

You’re also still on about Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley. I already covered that.

Lots of interest in the USS Intrepid, otherwise known as “Sarah Palin’s Recreational Cruiser”.

You’re also oddly interested in Kelly Pugnea. A retired basketball guy’s wife? Man, you sportsters are hard up.

So what’s the deal, people? Not much about her in the news. Was she on Howard Stern? That seems to be a common reason for morning Googloddities.

My Internetin’ peeps are also all up on the bailout pork in the latest senate bill. Can’t say I blame ya. Michelle Malkin talks bailout pork right here, and she’s always a good one to check out cuz she’s hot, and this is the Age of the Internets.

But she’s hardly the only one calling “Pork!” on the bailout bill. Snarkfood says the bailout bill is stuffed with pork. 222zenwizard says senate bill is loaded with bizarre pork. American Thinker notes that there’s bailout pork for Hollywood! You’re tax dollars at work, pipples. Hard at work.

House Peter’s, Jr., the Original Mr. Clean for Proctor and Gamble, dies at 92. You’re very interested in that this morning, and I bet none of you had any idea who House Peters was before this morning.

Sellout.woot? Some kind of sell you crap blog? Seriously? Okay, Internets. Whatever. You are apparently very easily amused.

Kindergarten Killer? Now, I like me some games and some off-color humorisms, but that’s just in bad taste, people. Very bad taste. But since you got very bad taste, of as of the time I’m posting this, you can still play that nasty game here.

The sad and ugly store of Brooke Bennett continues, and I don’t blame you for wanting to know about it. It’s a sad and ugly story.

In lighter news, Nikki Blonsky apparently kicked some America’s Top Model contestant in an airport. America’s celebrity culture is filled with some class acts, I tell you what.

Steve Fossett Found? Apparently, his plane wreckage has been discovered. If he faked his own death, he did a really good job of it, up to and possibly including killing himself for real. A very meta way to go about it, if so.

Dayne Arokium is apparently very interesting this morning. Apparently, he some sort of stewardess on Jet Blue, or was until he started doing sexy dances for the ladies.  For some reason, Google says these searches have something to do with Christina Applegate. Don’t know why, yet. But that’s okay, good enough reason to find a pic of her, anyhows.

Gotta go drain the baddabing-a-da-doo. Shout at ya later, Internetz.

That’s my wife and no other verity for all past this present.

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