Top 10 reasons why humans should never, EVER give catnip to their felines:
10. First, we get the munchies in very un-pretty ways, and completely lose our ability to monitor consumption. 224 more words
Let’s be honest, Poison Ivy’s transformation and her rather horrifying new power aren’t the main attraction in this tale. You’re all waiting for “The Last Bimbo Hurrah.” Wait no more, you’ll tag along with Bruce Wayne, the Billionaire Playboy Fop on a date with the Jetset Twins from Norway at the most hedonistic happening/interactive theatre piece in Gotham memory: Queen of the Night. 18 more words
My human is going away ‘on business’.
I know what this means — a shortage of fresh food and water; lack of proper supervision (i.e., no treats); and, depending on duration of said trip, a cat-sitter (not a popular term in the cat community, by the way) or, worse, transfer by cage and/or vehicle to a loathsome detention camp. 535 more words