If there’s eternity, why try to kill time?
7 hours, 42 minutes
The only reason some people only have one foot in the grave is that it’s not fully up to code.
20 hours, 9 minutes
You’re the first two know when the teller speaks with forked tongue.
20 hours, 31 minutes
Some who are offered a full ride haven’t been road tested.
1 day, 9 hours
The only thing that’s clear about disputed territory is that the coast never is.
1 day, 10 hours
What a shame: Some hacker steals your identity just as you’re getting your 15 minutes of fame.
1 day, 20 hours
One person might want to start making up for lost time as much as the next person, but needs a rain check.
2 days, 20 hours