We have a pretty good system of checks and balances. But sometimes the system that determines where most of the checks go gets out of balance.
16 hours, 11 minutes
When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.
2 days, 13 hours
One guy finally found a hobby he could lose himself in. Now he doesn’t know who he is.
3 days, 16 hours
It’s harder to strike some people’s fancy because of their footwork.
4 days, 15 hours
Some guys are good at covering their tracks. Keep their wives from finding out how much they lose at the tracks.
Being unable to appreciate mythology is my Achilles heel.
1 week, 2 days
If it’s a cock-and-bull story, it’s probably also an old husband’s tale.
1 week, 4 days