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checks and balances

We have a pretty good system of checks and balances. But sometimes the system that determines where most of the checks go gets out of balance.

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no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

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losing oneself

One guy finally found a hobby he could lose himself in. Now he doesn’t know who he is.

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striking a fancy

It’s harder to strike some people’s fancy because of their footwork.

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covering tracks

Some guys are good at covering their tracks.  Keep their wives from finding out how much they lose at the tracks.

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mythology

Being unable to appreciate mythology is my Achilles heel.

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story and tale

If it’s a cock-and-bull story, it’s probably also an old husband’s tale.

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