They asked at the store if I found everything I was looking for. Everything but my bearings.
1 day, 15 hours
It’s not nice to make faces at people. But sometimes it’s the only way to get the egg off.
1 day, 17 hours
Being the center of the universe is okay. Being DEAD center, not so good.
1 day, 21 hours
Trash talk often pins the rap on something.
2 days, 12 hours
A professional opinion doesn’t always hold water. Unless it’s a urologist’s.
2 days, 16 hours
Nothing worse than wanting to do something nine ways from Sunday and the next day you lose count.
2 days, 22 hours
When you’re accused of hiding things, it’s not good for your agenda to be holed up somewhere.
3 days, 11 hours