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clean bills

Ever wish the bill you get from the doctor would be as clean as the bill of health you get from him?

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better or worse

For better or worse, he’s in the pink…and super-macho.

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smile wiping

Wiping the smile off your face should be frowned upon.

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rigor mortis

They were afraid rigor mortis had set in. But the person had just been watching realty TV and got bored stiff.

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gut feeling

I didn’t follow through with my weight-reducing diet. So, when I get a gut feeling, it’s heavy going.

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off time

The pilot of our airliner took time off to tell us we wouldn’t take off on time.

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air time

From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.

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