Ever wish the bill you get from the doctor would be as clean as the bill of health you get from him?
6 hours, 15 minutes
For better or worse, he’s in the pink…and super-macho.
6 hours, 26 minutes
Wiping the smile off your face should be frowned upon.
6 hours, 31 minutes
They were afraid rigor mortis had set in. But the person had just been watching realty TV and got bored stiff.
2 days, 4 hours
I didn’t follow through with my weight-reducing diet. So, when I get a gut feeling, it’s heavy going.
2 days, 5 hours
The pilot of our airliner took time off to tell us we wouldn’t take off on time.
5 days, 7 hours
From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.
6 days, 7 hours