Happy new year/decade, y’all! Seeing as it’s now January 5th, we should obviously file this under my inimitable sense of blog timeliness, but can you blame me? You’d be taking your… more →
Nobody Puts Baby in a Hornerwrote 9 hours ago: Happy new year/decade, y’all! Seeing as it’s now January 5th, we should obviously file … more →
wrote 1 month ago: There’s a part of me that loves that this video is an actual news story that aired on televisi … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Super come-up last week! Had some time to kill so I hit up the Goodwill in Loz Feliz. They have an … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Have you seen the print ads for this fall’s Melrose Place remake? They’re straight-forw … more →
wrote 4 months ago: I hate to drop the class bomb on you so unexpectedly, but this woman’s outfit is killing me wi … more →
wrote 4 months ago: This is quite possibly the biggest news item of the day (Screw you, Michael Vick). Jessica Simpson … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Recessions, y’all. They’re the worst. The economy’s a bailout black hole, unempl … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Remember yesterday’s nightmare? How could you forget it? It’s sadly burnt itself into … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Here is how you take an opportunity to bring in new customers and flush it down the toilet. You took … more →
wrote 5 months ago: If years of watching trash television and camp sensibility have taught me one thing about catfights, … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Really, for no fathomable reason whatsoever, I’ve loved Hilary Duff ever since the summer I wo … more →
wrote 6 months ago: I say let these two fight it out, Lance Burri agrees, as he should. let them wrestle in whipped crea … more →
wrote 6 months ago: I can wrap my head around a lot of things. Like this Barbie, for example: Black Canary is a DC supe … more →
wrote 6 months ago: With apologies to Thomas Sowell: *While driving to work one day this week, I was behind a guy who de … more →
wrote 7 months ago: In this corner, representing the US, we have Michelle in a white long coat over (has to be) sleevele … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Were you one of the many who helped contribute to the $28.5 million opening weekend box office for O … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Never mind that I’ve got a heightened case of the Fridays given that, after a seemingly interm … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Well, if the content of this clip allows us in any way to preemptively make a call on it, I’m … more →
wrote 8 months ago: A recent case has been covered by the views in which a woman is accused of raping and murdering a fe … more →