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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?

By Smaktakula Much Like A Tramp-Stamp Which Reads “WHORE,” This Is A Great Example Of Truth In Advertising. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read… more →

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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon? — 34 comments

Smaktakula wrote 2 weeks ago: By Smaktakula Much Like A Tramp-Stamp Which Reads “WHORE,” This Is A Great Example Of Tr … more →

Tags: Crime, Culture, Headlines, History, Religion, Sport, Stupidity, ADHD, Angelina Jolie

Somehow--Some Way--We Will Go On — 18 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 month ago: By Smaktakula “Now Who Will Tell Me What To Think Of The Movies I Watch?” The world has … more →

Tags: News, Culture, Entertainment, Literature, Africa, Celebrity Deaths, celebrity death watch, Reality Television, Famous for Nothing

Headlines: When Pigs Float — 43 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 month ago: By Smaktakula Ha! Tell Me About It. There’s A “Steve” Story About This Very Thing! … more →

Tags: Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Music, News, Barack Obama, Marijuana

Palm Sunday Papal Headlines — 14 comments

Smaktakula wrote 2 months ago: By Smaktakula At Last! A Return To Blood Sacrifice! In which we remark upon the headlines of article … more →

Tags: Culture, Culture, Headlines, History, News, Religion, Africa, Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal, childish sexual innuendo

Headlines 12.10.12 — 24 comments

Smaktakula wrote 5 months ago: By Smaktakula Once A Staple In Grocery Store Check-Out Aisles Across The Nation, The Weekly World Ne … more →

Tags: Science, Stupidity, History, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, Baseball, United Nations, Pornography

The Zeitgeist Has Forsaken Tardsie — 39 comments

Smaktakula wrote 5 months ago: By Tardsie Apparently This Space-Waster Is A Recent American Idol Winner. We’re None The Riche … more →

Tags: Culture, Entertainment, True-Ass Tales, pauly shore, pop culture, fugees, American Idol, Max Headroom, shania twain

Headlines 10.02.12 — 35 comments

Smaktakula wrote 7 months ago: By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid … more →

Tags: Cinema, Culture, History, News, Politics, Religion, Stupidity, Junior, ADHD

Bald Can Be Beautiful — 33 comments

Smaktakula wrote 8 months ago: By Smaktakula The world fell in love with singer Kellie Pickler when she shaved her head to highligh … more →

Tags: Culture, Entertainment, miss you Mom, crazy people, Cancer, Britney Spears, breast cancer, kellie pickler

Headlines: The Real Secret Of Our Success — 25 comments

Smaktakula wrote 8 months ago: By Smaktakula He’ll Go Halfsies With You On Gas. But For Your Own Sanity, Avoid The Topic Of N … more →

Tags: Culture, News, Politics, Adolf Hitler, American Airlines, Anaheim Angels, Barack Obama, Boston Red Sox, breastuses

Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It — 27 comments

Smaktakula wrote 9 months ago: By Smaktakula Obama’s Regular Polling Of Swing-State Female Voters Indicates Their Growing Exc … more →

Tags: News, Culture, México, racism, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Republicans, childish sexual innuendo, GOP

Headlines 07.13.12 — 47 comments

Smaktakula wrote 10 months ago: By Smaktakula We’re Just A Little Surprised That Hallmark Hasn’t Figured Out A Way To Ca … more →

Tags: News, History, Culture, France, México, Iran, united kingdom, Germany, Headlines

Ernest Borgnine: Wasn't Dead Before, Is Now — 9 comments

Smaktakula wrote 10 months ago: By Smaktakula Ernest Borgnine: Really Great In That Movie Or Movies That He Did. Yeah, he just now d … more →

Tags: News, Entertainment, Celebrity Deaths, Abe Vigoda is not dead, Abe Vigoda, ernest borgnine

Heroin Overdose Claims The Life Of Beloved Actor — 18 comments

Smaktakula wrote 10 months ago: By Smaktakula Andy Griffith is dead at 86. A Hard-Partying Lifestyle And A Love For Vice Took You Fr … more →

Tags: News, Culture, Entertainment, celebrity death watch, Outright Lies, Andy Griffith, Celebrities who died too young

Headlines 06.20.12 — 10 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Relax, Nobody’s Dead. They’re Talking About “Any Sensation Whatsoeve … more →

Tags: Politics, Music, News, Entertainment, drugs, Fat People, childish sexual innuendo, Florida, Afghanistan

Pitiable Novelty Rapper Not Dead After All — 19 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Let’s Give Him This: There Aren’t Too Many Things Which Can Collectively H … more →

Tags: Music, Culture, Entertainment, Douchebaggery, untalented stars, celebrity death watch, Queen, Where Are They Now?, why God why?

Sad Thoughts: Remunerative Inequality — 25 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Bummer: The wayward strumpets on MTV’s Teen Mom get paid a lot more than you do. … more →

Tags: Stupidity, Culture, white trash, Reality Television, Bad Decisions, Alcohol, celebriskanks, Poor impulse control, why am I so stupid

Time Has Made A Liar Of MC Hammer — 11 comments

Smaktakula wrote 11 months ago: By Smaktakula Ultimately, The Effort To Hide His Illegitimacy Proved Too Much For Hammer. After assu … more →

Tags: Music, Culture, Entertainment, Where Are They Now?, stars of yesteryear, MC Hammer, hammer time, Too Legit To Quit, self-deception

Who Is Killing Off The Former Stars Of 'Full House?' — 6 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula Remember To Save At Least One Bullet For Kimmy Gibbler. No one yet. You need a job? … more →

Tags: Entertainment, stupidity, Former Child Stars, celebrity death watch, Where Are They Now?, Full House, TV Makes You Stupid

What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death? — 27 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 year ago: By Smaktakula Smaktakula Is Not A Believer. One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection … more →

Tags: History, Culture, Entertainment, Sarah Palin, Muammar al-Gaddafi, untalented stars, Al Gore, rick santorum, Eddie Murphy


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