charlie-sheen-ashton-kutcher &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://en.wordpress.com/tag/charlie-sheen-ashton-kutcher/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "charlie-sheen-ashton-kutcher" Sun, 19 May 2013 01:02:05 +0000 http://en.wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Pull Out My Teeth I Won't Notice]]> http://july2061.com/2012/04/06/pull-out-my-teeth-i-wont-notice/ Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:58:06 +0000 july2061 http://july2061.com/2012/04/06/pull-out-my-teeth-i-wont-notice/ The first time I watched, I wondered when the world ended, why I didn’t see it, how I missed the coming, the chosen ascending and my own descension, then picking a place in a dark crowd and waiting out the endless, the unending.

But now I get it. That’s why the faceless I meet bare teeth at me, and I see past nostrils to bone and knowledge sits in skulls in clear view so I know who I want in a pub quiz with me.

I think about the clues first, what I missed but shouldn’t have, and if Big Brother’s purgatory, talent shows, singing shows, seat spinning celebrities are the end times bubbling, the apocalypse coming, hell swallowing people whole. And this is, or will be, fucking Ashton Kutcher.

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]]> <![CDATA[Will Ashton Kutcher Return To Two And A Half Men?!]]> http://cbswqal.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/will-ashton-kutcher-return-to-two-and-a-half-men/ Tue, 13 Mar 2012 14:47:23 +0000 timmay104 http://cbswqal.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/will-ashton-kutcher-return-to-two-and-a-half-men/ [pullquote quote="I'm adoring the time i'm having..." credit="Ashton Kutcher"]Is it fair to say that Ashton Kutcher has had an up and down year?  He is, however, the man that “saved” Two and a Half Men.  So, will he be back?!

IF the show gets renewed, he WILL return next season.  Ashton says “I’m adoring the time I’m having. I haven’t heard from the powers that be yet.“

Here is the full story!

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