The goat climbed the mountain claiming royalty He looked across the land at those he deemed inferior Began his speech demanding loyalty Slowly revealing his jet black interior Along came the moose who… more →
The Two Minutes Projectmbingo wrote 6 months ago: The goat climbed the mountain claiming royalty He looked across the land at those he deemed inferior … more →
mbingo wrote 6 months ago: CARERE VERBAL SMARTS CARERE CRACKS HEARTS CARERE DRINKS JUICES CARERE BREAKS TRUCES OOOOOO OOOOOO OO … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Restriction: Have four distinct characters, whose vocals overlap during the song. [ACT 1] (Benjamin … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Dalhousie stopped, and furrowed his brows in disbelief As he recognized the face “Certainly no … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Restriction: The words of the song must be in alphabetical order. (Hopefully I’m allowed, as a … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: I’ve had enough of these carpets They remind me of the Bartlows — oh that poor family! A … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Restriction: Rhyme every line with “wood”. Underneath the oak we stood Making all the se … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: It’s a shame, that woman was so pretty It’s a shame, it ended up this way When it gets t … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: He spent his days writing page after page And his nights re-enacting on the gilded stage People floc … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Seven in the morning, delirious Heard a knocking on the door, mysterious So I yelled “Come in! … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: I’d give anything to be a man who could feel your touch, oh Julianne How I wish that you would … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: I saw the many faces on her, in awe, forgetting grace and honor I smelled the apples of the garden, … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: (Thanks to Olga Nunes for her wonderful vocals!) Whose idea was yellow? My kitchen should be blue. T … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Mister Bingham, did you recently have an argument with your wife, in which you threatened that you w … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Paige waded through the crowd Waited through the wizardry and ceremony Then she learned she had wast … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: Yes, he did it, can we please get out of here? (How did Miller Lite become a leading beer?) Courtroo … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: When it happened I wasn’t fully aware of the gravity Of the circumstance, of the history, of t … more →
mbingo wrote 1 year ago: In every sentence there’s a stop Every “go” has a “slow down” There … more →