Prayer: I believe in life after love.
Today I wake up feeling slightly anxious and excited about the day ahead. Though I’ve tried to keep it out of my mind, the fact that I’m seeing France in 12 hours is playing on me. 1,643 more words
It took me six attempts to spell a version of “knowledgeable” close enough for auto-correct to help me out.
The irony does sting a little.
Good afternoon, Mr. Elliot,
It was brought to my attention that you would like to renew both your straight and gay cards this year? Now while that is certainly all fine and good, may I recommend merely renewing your gay card, where you will be upgraded to the Gold Level? 398 more words