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Shit My Kids Say, Part 3

So me and the Jules are in Walmart earlier and this is our conversation:

Juli: “Mommy….”
Me: “Yes, sweet, lovely child of my heart?”
Juli: “I…i….” 70 more words

Shit My Kids Say, Part 2

Juli: (looking at me and laughing)
Me: “what’s so funny?”
Juli: “my body just felt like laughing at your face”

Thank you, cornchild.

Shit Said to Our Children

Stuff Travis Moses and I have said to our children in the last week (many of these in the past hour):

Shut up and sit down. 170 more words

Shit my kids say, Part 1

Juli “when do cops sleep, Mommy?”
Me “well the ones that work in the day sleep at night, and the ones that work at night sleep during the day” 12 more words

Crayons and Pens... She Will Find Them

Like me, I’m sure you have found strange personality quirks in your children. I’ve already documented my youngest son’s obsession with DVDs – not watching them, but playing with the actual disks. 331 more words

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