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Street Fighter IV, and the new generation of wimpy gamers2 comments

irqportz wrote 8 months ago: Ever since a kid I’ve enjoyed the street fighter series, starting with Street fighter I.  I la … more →

Tags: 1960s feminist, Aging gracefully, Celeb Gossip, chuck norris, Crappy gamers, I know who the last cylon is, I was a street brawler, Mad Max v Mr. Rogers, nuclear contraceptive

Tia Tequila - who?3 comments

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: I hadn’t heard the name until seeing the “A Shot at love” reality show on some low … more →

Tags: 19 year old hotpants, 1960s feminist, Aging gracefully, Cee-Lo, Child Stars, Connie Chung, cougar, Jessica Simpson, Metrosexual

Nancy Grace upstaged by Dutch reporter named Vries1 comment

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: In an amazing twist of events on the drab, overplayed, and severely unnecessary Holloway coverage … more →

Tags: dingle commentary, Media retardation, fecal stained water slide, Nancy Grace, Media hysteria, Grape Seed cum extract, 5h1t c@nn3d, Britney Spears Meltdown

Would you let foreign nationals access your hard drive?

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: Well if you take your computer to Best Buy for software work anytime soon, that is probably what you … more →

Tags: Angelina Jolie, feces, Kevin Federline, Who is my babies daddy, WoW gold farmer, wheelchair portable toilet stain, fecal stained water slide, Will Ferrell, airport security

What our Readers Want III8 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: This is the ongoing post that answers the question, “What do our readers want and how can we h … more →

Tags: AOL, hacks, Call Center, male enhancement pills, apocalypse, Pee stain, crotch rot, Bladder control, feces

What our readers want II

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Today we discuss the sequel to our classic: What our readers want. You see, we repond to our readers … more →

Tags: AOL, Angelina Jolie, Call Center, Pee stain, crotch rot, Bladder control, feces, swiming pools, water-proof diapers

Showtime Celebrity Love Rotisserie1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago:   Looks like Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are splitting up.  Friends close to the couple say i … more →

Tags: funkonomics, nigh endings, Botox bimbo, Crazy, Trailer Park, High Shamans of Ho-ocity, Crack addiction, Ronco, Ron Popeil

America Activates its Missile Defense System

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Kim Jong Il has pushed his country forward to testing their nuclear arsenal.  A long range Taepodong … more →

Tags: chuck norris, apocalypse, Pee stain, crotch rot, funkonomics, Bladder control, Male skirts, nigh endings, Crazy

Pop Tarts and the Art of War5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Well today I went to go toast my pop tarts…. I push the handle down and nothing…  Ok, so … more →

Tags: chuck norris, Muay Thai, apocalypse, Kenny Loggins, ninja stealthing techniques, Pee stain, He-Man, Weird stretching, painful rituals


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