Dumnezeu plateste drepturi de autor lui Gigi Becali pentru biblie.
Doar punctele de la “i” au voie sa stea deasupra lui Gigi Becali.
Gigi Becali a luat examenele inainte sa se le dea.
Ca euro-parlamentar, Gigi Becali va anula Legea Gravitatiei.
Gigi Becali a invins soarele intr-un concurs de stralucire.
Gigi Becali are puterea financiara necesara de a-l plati pe Chuck Norris sa-si dea o palma .
Gigi Becali poate filma HD cu Nokia 3310.
Gigi Becali poate sa deseneze un triunghi cu 4 laturi. (poate si Chuck Norris dar Gigi o face fara sa-si dea seama)
De ce in calendarul lui Gigi Becali se trece direct de la 31 martie la 2 aprilie? Nimeni nu face misto de Gigi Becali!
Toate companiile de asigurari se bat sa-i faca o asigurare de viata lui Gigi Becali… pentru ca el e nemuritor.
Lumea a fost facuta in urma unui proiect finantat de Gigi Becali.
Gigi Becali poate sa apara la mai multe emisiuni in acelasi timp. In direct.
Gigi Becali a fost de 3 ori pe Luna, odata cu oile la pascut, odata cu Steaua in deplasare, si odata cu Radoi cand era mic.
Initial erau 8 minuni in lume dar Gigi Becali declarase ca prefera sa ramana modest.
Gigi Becali a indeplinit trei dorinte pestisorului de aur.
Isus Hristos s-a nascut in 1958 inainte de G.B.
Capacitatea discului de la un calculator se masoara in Gb (GigiBecali).

Gigi Becali nu face flotari, le cumpara gata facute.
Gigi Becali nu danseaza, asa merge el.
Gigi Becali nu o sa ajunga in Rai pentru ca a fost deja acolo si nu i-a placut.
Gigi Becali nu se spala pe dinti… dinti lui spala periuta de dinti.
Gigi Becali a ajuns la perfectiunea de a construi doua puncte necoliniare.
Adresa de mail a lui Gigi Becali este Yahoo@GigiBecali.

La scoala, profesorul trebuia sa ridice mana pentru a vorbi cu Gigi Becali.

Daca tu ai 5 dolari si Gigi Becali are tot 5 dolari, Gigi Becali are mai multi dolari decat tine.
Gigi Becali este capabil sa lase un mesaj inainte de bipul sonor.
Elvetienii nu sunt neutri, doar asteapta sa vada de ce parte se va pune Gigi Becali.
Gigi Becali si-a pierdut virginitatea inaintea tatalui sau.
Exista patru stari ale materiei: gazos, lichid, solid si Gigi Becali.
Gigi Becali sta cu viteza luminii.
Gigi Becali nu are vise noaptea. Dar isi permite sa isi cumpere.
Gigi Becali are nevoie doar de doua taste pentru a utiliza un calculator. 0 si 1.
Gigi Becali a castigat deja o partida de sah, cu un careu de asi.
Gigi Becali are o casa de vacanta pe Soare.

Good Morning everyone,

Good Morning everyone (On the Moon)

This is a post I’ve been meaning to write for ages but just never got around to doing so.  Even now, I’m not sure if the wonderfully diversion ridden internet will allow me to finish without being sidetracked down a gallery of amazing pictures or some far off corner of wikipedia. 

Positive thinking is a big thing for both Voyno and I.  The fact of the matter is that the mind is a powerful ally indeed and can make our daily lives so much better.  It takes lots of effort to do this, but if you can be positive during the day then you are on the right path. Having a positive outlook on life is the Key to a relaxed atmosphere and good vibes. 

As a quick skill to practice you can try this once a day first thing in the morning:
-As soon as you turn your brain on and it slowly fires up away from the sleep fog you need only to think one positive thought.  Most people wake up and think “Uh it’s Tuesday and I have work/school”  Sure that’s true but with that as your beginning thought of the day, let’s face it, that will be the plan and mood for the entire day. 

So instead, when you wake up tomorrow morning think of one good/great thing that will happen that day.  It can be so simple or a major event:
- “Yes! I’m going to have waffles this morning instead of cereal.”  Or “Yes! I’m going to do so much work today that I’ll be set for the weekend when it comes.”  I’ll post some more ideas in the future of living a positive thinking kind of life. 

But for now.  Have a great day and succeed at all the things you might try.  I’m going to have waffles.

“Get the dignitaries and robots to the bullet trains.”

Peace,Love&GoodVibes
SnowDove,ArmsUp

Old Frank Oz puppet Yoda was so much better than new CG Yoda.

dude today sucked,

Im telling you guys ive had the worst days lately. my supervisor was being a complete ass today, so i kicked it in high gear worked harder and faster then anyone and I showed that guy who’s the BOSS!!!!!! ME SON!!!!!

random: Im doing less and less homework as the school year progresses. this is not good.

leme tell you something, people are awful drivers. I mean freaking horrible… I don’t really have anything to elaborate on this subject so just trust me okay, and remember from the line above (Im the boss)

some food for though… I need more readers, right now i feel like i just write here to help myself. You see i think its very beneficial because I just explode on to the keyboard then on to the Internet and no one reads it… HOW ON EARTH DO I GET MORE VIEWERS????? you tell me, I know there is at least one of you out there that can leave me a comment below and tell me (ex) hey aaron, i like your stuff yadda yadda yadda do this to get more people to view your amazing blog. that’s all i really ask for. 

or 

does anyone really care? holler at me if you care about my stuff you know? you know you know? am i rambling YES~~~

tomorrow is Maddy’s birthday and i still don’t know what to get her. in fact the only reason i can post the facts about me not having a gift already is because NO ONE WILL READ THIS>> EVER!!!!!

I love my friends…. friends are like the family you choose for yourself. > i read that some where and thought it was a sweet thingy

My friend steve is leaving tomorrow to be a Marine…. who is comparable to Chuck Noris. im gonna miss him so much.

well goodnight its late and yea “its like you know? you know?”

Aaron Walton (adubs191@gmail.com)

C’est sur le site Chuck Norris Facts que l’on peut lire cette affirmation définitive :

“Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris.”

Ce qui est une raison suffisante pour croire en la survie de l’espèce humaine.

Il y en a d’autres, que je vous laisse découvrir in situ .

Une petite dernière, dédicacée à Ray dactrice :

“Chuck Norris peut diviser par zéro.”

 (Merci à Bruno pour l’info)