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Don’t let a grumpy Santa spoil your holidays!

Wishing You Christmas CHEER!

Lots of new doings going on over here in Wonderland,

I’ll be back to fill you in after the New Year.

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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

Click on …

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✰ INDEX ✰

for more Ridiculous Crap

Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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]]> http://oceansidetrees.com/2009/10/30/express-yourself/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:20:17 +0000 I•N•The•Sky http://oceansidetrees.com/2009/10/30/express-yourself/

What’s this CRAP all about?

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!

My neighbors wanted some … CRAZY DRAMA …  well, OK … I jumped right in, EXPRESSED MYSELF, me, myself and I!  Not only is it some CRAZY DRAMA … it’s pretty SPICY, too!

ALL credit for the content of this juicy story goes to Hooty Queen for all her HOT and SPICY doings, otherwise my blog wouldn’t exist. She’s gets top billing as the REAL …

RED HOT MAMA

of the Cul-de-sac

Warning! … Studies being done suggest a strong link to viewing

Egg On Your Face

and may be the leading cause of a new pandemic …

Barfus Ralphus

(please, limit your viewing of this toxic photo)

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DEDICATION

This whole big, blogging, blob of blab is dedicated to my neighbors, and is my true expressions of my true impressions … meaning, that I’ve  expressed myself … my rage, my forgiveness, and now my research, into the MYSTERY OF THE CUL-DE-SAC CLOWNS, and what has MOTIVATED this MOB of MORONS .

My rage about all the ridiculous crap they’ve done and said, has pushed me into SEVERE SILLINESS!

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My Motto in Life…

𝄞 ♫ ♪ ♪

Express Yourself!

What ever you do … UHHHHHHMMMMMM… do it good.

♪ ♪

What ever you do … UHHHHHHMMMMMM… do it good.

♪ ♪

All right…

It’s not what you look like, when you’re doin´ what you’re doin´.
It’s what you’re doin´ when you’re doin´ what you look like you’re doin´!

Express Yourself!

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(great song, by … Charles Wright & the Watts 103 rd Street Rhythm Band)

If there’s one thing in life, I do regularly, it’s … EXPRESS MYSELF! It’s a very liberating feeling, and I have an endless supply of  expressions to express, and possibly, an endless supply of SELVES to do the expressing! I figure, maybe, Yaki (my therapist cat), will diagnose me with another few selves, since I’m really getting into this split-personality thing, the more the merrier!  It’s just, so much FUN, and it is so convenient to have me, myself, and as many more selves as I can muster up.  Ya’ll come, share in the creativity …

It’s just A Big Party!

Maybe, soon, I’ll get  A ROYAL INVITE , by the Queen to…

Boogie Down with the Clowns!

Well, that idea just got nixed by my selves, yep … just pinched myself, and, that snapped me right back into reality …

ARE YOU CRAZY?

These people are LIARS!

My selves surely watch out for me…

they informed me that…

we only party with people whose

pants are not on fire …

and, in fact, if they have NO PANTS on, but,

would be on fire, if they did …

we don’t party with them, either.

… Picky … Very, Very … Picky …

who we party with, aren’t we?

SPIRIT MESSAGES …

There has been GROSS NAKEDNESS (see…Naked Neighbors…PEEPER’S PARADISE), in my face, over here in Wonderland, and Yaki said that was a message, coming from the spirit world, calling my attention to OVEREXPOSE ALL THEIR CRAP, just as they’ve OVEREXPOSED themselves to me (looks as if Hooty exposed herself to the WHOLE UNIVERSE!)

All very subtle, mystic connections, would never have figured all this out by myself, but, Yaki is such a big help, explaining all about the spirits.

Never thought all that hateful stuff these neighbors did and said to us would have me laughing everyday! I was very upset by those jerks!  Just goes to show you that a person can take charge of situations in their lives, themselves, when they can’t get any help from anyone else.

Another motto of mine is …

JUST DO IT!

And … I DO!

So, this blog is … THE TRUTH OF THEIR TRASH, expressed by … MY BAD, SILLY SELVES … my new personalities, that bloomed, due to all the fresh fertilizer, heaped upon my head, by my neighbors.

The stinking, BS  they’ve tried to smear my family with, is all over them, now!

Yaki’s such an excellent, therapist, plus, she’s a VOODOO QUEEN,  Mystic Cat of Wonderland. Since diagnosing me with split-personality disorder, explained that all this has happened because, I’m just a person who was put into …                      

A QUANDARY …  MIRED IN A QUAG …  BY THE QUASI QUEEN.

That  just didn’t work for me, and I deviated from my normal self! Well, now, I guess all my new selves are…

DEVIANTS, and I’ve learned to enjoy them, anyway, just filling my head with Devilish Delights, and much, needed laughter.

There is lots of drama in this TALE OF TRASH, totally childish and severely silly, but true.

However, those lies they said to us, and the threats they made saying they’d ruin my son’s business, WERE NOT FUNNY, AT ALL … and I’m just hoping that I’ll get to hear them have to explain what they said to us. That should be VERY INTERESTING!

OOPS …  just EXPRESSING a little bit of RAGE … here …  but it won’t last long!

Terrible Temper

So happy I can EXPRESS MYSELF!

Hooty Witch and her dimwit Ex-husband will not be getting away with what they said. As you can all see, what was said, made a HUGE IMPRESSION ON ME, and no, I won’t be letting go of it, even though I’ve forgiven them (they never apologized, but I forgave them anyway).  You can’t,  just, unring the bell, and this is a bell that should’ve never been rung, but since it was, we’re not going to pretend that it wasn’t, because it was EVIL!

We all need to call EVIL out for what it is, and that is my mission with these people.

Neighbors just don’t say the things they’ve said, act like they have acted, then lie to the police. Neighbors don’t order other neighbors off of their street, and scream out orders for  you to …

MOVE!

That great quote by Abraham Lincoln,  ’You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.‘ , a perfect saying, that is very true. I’m offering that thought to the spirit world about those people across the street who said those awful things to us. I know what the truth is, they know what the truth is, and best of all … ALL THOSE SPIRITS KNOW THE TRUTH, including, Chango, the VENGEFUL, Justice Spirit of the Sky!

Some others don’t, know the truth, but I’m very patient, and very determined, so for the time being … let’s just pretend … SHE”S A SAINT … but …

SHE AIN’T …

and, let’s pretend that I’m INSANE … because …

Those are the

♕ QUEEN ‘S WISHES ♕…

and I’m going to make sure she gets what she asked for!

You know that …

WE CAN BE … IF WE ACT … AS IF!

OK,  just needed to vent for a moment, thank you, everyone, so, I’ll get back to my SILLY SELVES, now.

We couldn’t let all this get away without expressing ourselves. What could one do with all this RIDICULOUS RUBBISH? You could smother or be crushed under the shear weight of, so much, trifling trash, or transform it into something lighter than air, that’s used for a better purpose, such as a teaching tool, a virtual helium balloon, floating all over the universe, just filled with helpful messages for everyone, just ridiculous enough to provoke thought, at least, some laughter, or maybe, even anger.

Lots of rage was written, but it’s dwindled away with my silly therapy. Still, within the silly, as you just read, there lurks some steam, but for the most part, my fury is gone, since my literary sempiternal hiss is graven into history, and, that has made me feel much better.

There is only one REAL QUEEN on this cul-de-sac, and ♕ Yaki, my cat, gets the crown! She’s very mad, and she practices her Voodoo, daily, and is dumping all their conjured crap, right back at them. WOW, now, that’s some very … STINKY STUFF … ALL OVER THEM … also, some … VERY KINKY STUFF (Oh, Yeah, MAMA) …  they’re just a … SOILED MESS!

Since the Mob of 7 are playing  childish games to get rid of us,  I’ve always heard, to

… FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE …

so that’s exactly what I’ve done, here, I’ve dropped a virtual, nuclear bomb, plus, all those flames from our burning, VOODOO candles, have brought those spirits right over here to see about what’s going on. Lots of  drumming (hambone) , chants, and now …

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Good, Good, Good … Good, Vibrations!

(Great song by the Beach Boys)

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♫ TA DA ♫…

I’ve added a new Yamaha Electric Keyboard.  I’m practicing music I played as a child, a little Beethoven and Bach can soothe the soul, and I’m completely enjoying myself. This new instrument allows me to add other instruments and come out sounding like a whole orchestra playing. It records, harmonizes, and it even has drums. I have so many things to learn about my new, fantastic keyboard, it’s just amazing. Looks like LOTS OF NEW, GOOD VIBRATIONS to counteract all the BAD VIBRATIONS these stupid neighbors have been dishing out.

The little birds are flying in close to my window to check out the music; a few days ago the hawks were zooming overhead!

Of course I must  be mindful of playing too early or too late, as there is a time and decibel limit. It would be so nice to play Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata at midnight, but I do respect the law.

Big Jack Ass caused a little, noisy morning the other day, someone called the police (not me), because he was clanking and banging on his WHALE of a piece of crap, van, at 6 AM!  It was missing for a couple of days, and I was thinking that, now, maybe he carted it off to be fixed, but, NOOOOOOOO, it came back home, again, leaking  …  but wait … it’s disappeared again, but wait … it’s here again. I’ll be watching for the BIG DRIP!

Well, when he does clank and bang again,what better way to drown out all his noise than with a concert of melodies from my fantastic, new, music machine …

SSSOOOOOOO RELAXING!

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☏ ☏ ☏ CALLING ALL SPIRITS ☏ ☏ ☏

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Their team … putting out all that bad, bad, negative energy … on this little cul-de-sac, and …

CHAOS, has come … their very own … earned … CHAOS!

Lots of people don’t understand the spirit world, but everyone understands ants … leave a trail of food out, and chances are you’ll have a ant brigade, trouping. The neighbors put out their EVIL, I’ve advertised their EVIL to the UNIVERSE, just to make sure it didn’t get missed (never let a bunch of EVIL go to waste).

The Spirits are swarming to the summit. Some are benevolent and some are malevolent, and, with just the right focus … VOODOO … Yaki (my cat), and I have sent out the invites to this ongoing, cul-de-sac, soirée, and …

IT’S A PARTEEE

every evening …

well, actually, all day, everyday!

I’m in the middle of a…

SEVERELY, SILLY SITUATION!

I laugh a lot!

What  made this neighborhood mob think they could CONTROL ME?

It’s all here, for all of you …

CONNOISSEURS … OF THE CRAZY!

When these neighbors started with their hateful things, very quickly …  I reached my limit, the breaking point, the last straw, my witt’s end, and that little switch came on in my head and here is this whole, HUGE, BLABBING BLOG, CARTOONS, RAUNCHY REPORTING, POEMS …  ALL, JUST, PLAIN RIDICULOUS . Well, I think I was just PUSHED OVER THE EDGE, my new selves manifested, and they just kick into action, keeping me safe from all the evil being hurled at my family, here in Wonderland.

Possibly, this blog could be, one of THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS YOU’ll EVER READ!

Oh,

thank you,

thank you,

so very, very much.

I’m so very proud,

and,

am so pleased …

to accept this …

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✰ PRESTIGIOUS AWARD ✰

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for my COLLECTION of  …

CRAZY.

I’ve striven to surpass my neighbors’ SLEAZE AND SLIME (whew… it’s a very hard job, don’t think I’ll ever be able to catch up), just so that I can turn ALL their …

STINKY CRAP … INTO COMEDY!

Laughter is the best medicine!

I do feel so much better, now!

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!

HE,HE,HE,HE,HE,HE !

Now, I’m The Concert Contessa … see … I can give myself a royal title, too! I come from a very long line of musicians, and I’m thinking of writing a STAGE SHOW or RIDICULOUS OPERA…

about …

‘ THE BOOGIE DOWN CLOWNS ‘.

At the moment, I’m writing the ♪ OPUS DOPUS ♪ , for the opening number.

Who knows what will come of all my creative energy. I just know that I’ve got a lot of practicing to do …  practice, practice and practice some more (my compulsive personalities, certainly, come in very handy) until I can remember all my antique music repertoire, and, with all the new stuff … I’m going to be very busy!

I will give everyone this very good advice, as it could come in handy, someday (maybe, today) …

CULTIVATE YOUR CREATIVITY

During needy times, instead of depending on and using others to make me happy, well, I can put a big smile across my own face; sure don’t need to confiscate any of my neighbors’ husbands, or take any meds that tune out my emotions. I can just shake up some serotonin with some of MY SILLY, and I’m a very happy cookie! (see……Brain Chemistry and Cookies)

MMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHH…

Yummy!

If Hooty would learn to be creative … oh, we can’t count conjuring up crap, or thinking up new ways to display her hootchie, or servicing others, or even shopping (spending all that money … wonder if she has any?) … bet she would be much happier if she could just do something, anything … whittle a stick, create with paper and crayons, write a blog … JUST DO IT … EXPRESS YOURSELF!  There are so many ways to express yourself, besides conjuring up crap to get your neighbors to move. Looks like the only thing she has created, is …

A BIG MESS…

what, with, Big Jack Ass’s nice wife, missing, since he got all used up by the Hooty Queen; I believe, there was nothing left for her, as he got ALL UP in the Queen’s CONJURED CRAP and just couldn’t manage to use his brain because, looks to me like, it got disabled by …

THE MAGIC BOOTY CRACK.

I really don’t think that Hooty can take survey of her cul-de-sac creation here and take any pride in it, at all. I redid it, my way, since she included me and mine (OH, WOW… was that ever a … VERY BIG MISTAKE). I just couldn’t stand her creation, especially since it was EXPRESSING LIES about my family. There was NO FACT CHECKING that went on within their little, tight knit , NEIGHBORHOOD, NINNIES NEWS GROUP.  I certainly will not let someone create CRAP about us, and spread it around, like it’s the truth!

Hooty and Big Jack Ass had a little chat session, just a couple of days ago, he was over at her house. Sure hope they’re not conjuring up new crap! They both looked VERY GRIM; those people should look at themselves in the mirror and practice smiling; you know it would be a shame if their ☹ frowny faces ☹ get stuck.

Just listen to me, suggesting that Hooty should look at herself in a mirror, well, maybe not, that is not a good idea, since I do believe she’s OD’d  on that little mirror of hers, already. I’m not a doctor, so don’t let me go giving any advice to a narcissist, although, it might be useful therapy for Big Jack Ass.

You cannot use nasty as your creative medium, and not expect to have a stench all over yourself.

Theoretically Speaking…

You all know, by now, that I theorize a lot, to try and figure out what has created this big mess over here in Wonderland, and for sure, Tree Lady, Hooty~Booty Witch … THE QUEEN of the Cul-de-Sac, is the main culprit, aided by her HotHead daughter, DUFUS EX and the rest of the idiots.

HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM…

I’m just wondering if Hooty, as a child, played in the toilet. Maybe she caught a reflection of herself and that’s when she just, FELL IN LOVE! You know, that would certainly explain a lot, and that theory ties all this up into a neat package, to explain … how NASTY she is, her fetish for creating CRAP, and her …

NARCISSISTIC,  LOVE AFFAIR!

There’s just something really special about …

looking at yourself

in a …

pool of cool

… HOPEFULLY …

CLEAR WATER!

Just like anything, you can become addicted, overdoing it, and pretty soon, that addiction, just takes you over, body, mind and soul. By the time you’ve spent too much time with your head in the toilet, your perspective becomes REALLY STINKY, and  you become DESENSITIZED, and can ACT REALLY CRAPPY; then people will begin to talk behind your back … because of your NASTY DISPOSITION … and society has a label, for the likes of you …

‘A LITTLE SH/T HEAD’

Then you grow up and transform into …

‘A BIG SH/T HEAD!’

Eventually, you’ll become, an …

‘OLD SH/T HEAD!’

(Hooty is in the third stage)

And, when …  I’m optimistic, but it could be

…  if  …

you reach the PEARLY GATES, You’ll have …

‘SOME SPLAININ TO DO’ ,

you…

‘BIG, OLD SH/T HEAD’!

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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

Click on …

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✰ INDEX ✰

for more Ridiculous Crap

Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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]]> http://oceansidetrees.com/2009/08/29/a-whale-of-a-tale/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:01:33 +0000 I•N•The•Sky http://oceansidetrees.com/2009/08/29/a-whale-of-a-tale/

The spirits are sending us an important message, and it is a sad reality of things to come, if we don’t change our ways.

Looks like another synchronistic happening over here … whales… lots of whales. In addition, we have an ocean for them to swim in, all, right here, in front of my home. That would be a lovely image, wouldn’t it? Unfortunately, these whales are swimming in an ocean of oil, by the BIG DRIP, Big Jack Ass, my neighbor and his offensive ride.

This is an unfortunate situation because I have reached my limit with trying to get Oceanside Code Enforcement to handle A REAL PROBLEM, again, caused by that model, Oceanside citizen, Big Jack Ass.

I’ve complained to Dave Manley, Head of Code Enforcement, several times, and he informed me that it was, only … TECHNICALLY, a code violation, that this guy can let his van leak for 15 years, in front of my home, steadily … oil and transmission fluid … on the city street, near the storm drain.

The City of Oceanside paid to resurface our street, which was much needed, since no repairs  were made the first fourteen years I lived here, and it was in ill repair, with THE BIG DRIP neighbor fouling the atmosphere with his oil and transmission leaks.

Was so very happy our street was tidy and safe (well, almost safe, except, for the fruits and nuts), after the resurfacing, and I believed that, perhaps, code enforcement   might have just mentioned to Big Jack Ass that he should get his leaky vehicles fixed. Or better yet, I was giving him the benefit of the doubt, I thought Big Jack Ass might see that he’d previously made a big mess, other’s might not like to look at, and not to mention the wee, little, problem that it is against the laws of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT …TO LEAK … tranny fluid, oil, antifreeze, or any toxic substance on the city street; but, oh, maybe, Wonderland is not part of the US Federal Government, not subject to Environmental Protection Agency laws.

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I’m sure Dave Manley, HEAD OF CODE ENFORCEMENT, here in Oceanside, CA … well, I’m real sure that he knows what the laws are concerning this problem. When he says it’s …  ’ONLY, TECHNICALLY, A VIOLATION’, I guess … that’s it, whatever that’s supposed to mean.

My city government is in charge over here in Wonderland, and I’ve been duly reprimanded about calling in code violations on my nice neighbors, because we live in Wonderland, and we’re having a ‘SQUABBLE’, with these neighbors, so, the city thinks, and they just do not deal with that, I was told.

I hope my efforts will show someone, somewhere, that what this guy is doing is WRONG (NOT A SQUABBLE), and that he is, indeed, breaking a FEDERAL LAW, which, by the way, should be an OCEANSIDE LAW!  And, he IS polluting our city, right next to my house where me and my family, have to be contaminated by his commercial wood, storage van, expressing itself in front of my house with its disgusting … dripping, dripping, dripping.

Wonder if you need a permit to store your commercial products on the city street. HMMMMM … that sounds like it could be a do-able deal for a new law if it isn’t already one. Could get some storage fees, for the city, to help keep our city clean.

You know that being exposed to oil and toxic chemicals causes cancer. I want to request that someone come and clean up this toxic mess, over here, or better yet, make him responsible to clean up his own mess!

Okay, Okay, so… I’m FINALLY, getting the message…

I’m left to deduce that, since I’m still alive and I’ve called several times, left messages for Dave Manley on his line, but never received a call back, that he must mean, he won’t be returning my calls, until after I’m dead.

Gosh, trying to understand our city government is awfully complicated and confusing!

When they resurfaced the cul-de-sac, in February 26,  and  THE BIG DRIP was dripping within the first few days, steady, so my first call, this time, was around the 1st week in March. Never got a call back, and a river of oil has been flowing over here, on our newly refreshed street, ever since. Left another message or two, but guess Code Enforcement is just too busy for this…

SQUABBLER!

Hope our oceans and all those creatures can wait until our city wakes up! This particular policy , to overlook my complaint because they think I’m a SQUABBLER, is not a good one, because … it allows City of Oceanside to overlook an important problem … POLLUTING OUR WATERS!

There is BIG PROOF, right here, on my street, in front of my house, that this BIG POLLUTING PALOOKA  cares only about himself, not City of Oceanside, not the whales or our Pacific Ocean, and certainly, not any of the neighbors!

SAVE  THE  WHALES …

Don’t believe I’ve been too hasty or bothersome, but, rather patient about this whole distasteful foulness, over here, in Wonderland. But I’m being ignored, again, and I’ve come to realize that lots of folks out there, do care about stuff like this, even if our city government doesn’t. And, I’ll just bet that others might really care if they think about innocent animals being harmed by his pollution.

It’s hard for people to empathize with other people, these days, but hurt an animal, with human uncaring or evil and you’ll rally the troups, every time!

Since I’ve now, planted all this into the Planetary Orbital Plane, the Spirits will make sure that something’s done about this mess. I’m already seeing things happening over here, and of course, Yaki, is keeping me informed on the MYSTIC STUFF.

Maybe the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) will tune into my blog. And, maybe, the EPA can send out a Special Agent, G-Man, TERMINATOR, to check out the pollution on this cul-de-sac, and one who’s had special, tactical training on how to handle a BIG BABY, JACK ASS, APE, BOOGIE MAN, CLOWN, and …

BIG DRIP…

who is crazy enough to come unglued at any moment.

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You know, that guy threatened me … did I mention that?

NEIGHBORHOOD SQUABBLE!

So, now, that I’ve finally gotten Dave Manley’s point (I’m a slow learner), that he’ll return my call … when, and, ONLY … WHEN, I DIE … and, someone in my family can call and tell him my complaint, but wait … does that mean … they’d need to die … before someone else calls in the complaint, to Dave Manley,  that … they died, etc.,etc.,etc.?

Looks like before this greasy, dripping, mess would ever be, even, considered a problem on this Wonderland, cul-de-sac, especially, if called in by a squabbler..

EVERYONE, WILL HAVE DIED…

PROBLEM SOLVED !

That’s a smart, fiscally responsible, government plan!

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OH NO!

Wow, is this going to be what our new government proposed, healthcare system will be like?

It’s called bureaucracy, and from what I know of that, we elect the government officials, they hire the government employees to do designated jobs and those employees get to make their own policies!

A good example would be … ‘AVOID SQUABBLES’ … and that one policy trims that Code-Enforcement workload, right down. They can just TOTALLY IGNORE those who don’t fit in with their policies.

Just think, if government takes over healthcare, all those government employees will impose their own policies to trim their workloads, because you know that all those overworked, government, health employees …

WILL GET SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE SICK AND TIRED,

and their policies, I’m sure, will reflect that!

They won’t even be paid enough by our government to put up with …

ALL, THOSE MANY…

SICK AND TIRED…

SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE!

This all sounds mighty depressing, but never fear … put your name on that waiting list, take your place at the end of that line, and the doctor will prescribe you a prescription for … PROZAC, ZOLOFT, WELBUTRIN, etc., or perhaps, a little FREE COUNSELING, to help you decide if you’d prefer some strychnine, cyanide, thallium, etc., or, maybe, a long piece of rope …

You’re all … fixed up, now!

Excuse me, for going off on that wee, tangent, there …

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SOUNDS LIKE A PARTEE !

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I  just don’t understand!

Just thinking about this situation, makes my head rotate off it’s hinges; something seems WRONG with this picture, here in Wonderland, but, I was told by David Manley … REPORT LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS ONLY ! That was just a very strange thing to tell someone,  and I’m really puzzled over my place in this town as a citizen. Do other citizens out there get treated like this by the City of Oceanside?

Answer phones are the best invention! And if your policy is that you only need to return calls to …

NON-SQUABBLERS…

and, violation calls are accepted from…

DEAD PEOPLE ONLY …

that gives those government employees extra time to take care of those real violations, at their leisure, that they don’t have policies against, and gives them some kick-back time, to boot!

That one little, policy, made by code-enforcement to AVOID SQUABBLES, I’ll bet, saves the city a ton of money and time. Smart Thinking, but it sucks when you’re the one the government policy excludes.

It would SUCK to be a WHALE …

trying to stay alive in SLUDGE…

because, NO ONE ELSE CARED TO CALL … except for me …

THE IGNORED SQUABBLER!

Doesn’t seem right that I’m lumped into this squabbler’s group, by the government, when in fact, I’ve never squabbled, only very quietly and privately have written the truth and done my art to express the facts and to vent my anger for therapeutic purposes. These neighbors are the ONLY SQUABBLERS, making threats, and, screaming out crap, making up lies about my family, and spreading them around the neighborhood!

Pollution

What if everyone decides to excrete biohazards on Oceanside’s streets, we could have a dangerous, serious mess.

SPIRIT INTERVENTION

The spirits are sending a message about the whales and the rest of our treasured, sea life, that, before long, if citizens keep up the attitude that their oil and toxic substances don’t pollute, and Oceanside doesn’t … GIVE A HOOT …  and it’s only … TECHNICALLY … a code violation, to crap up the earth, wonder what will happen? I don’t believe it to be a good thing, that a technicality about a violation, stops the city from doing the right thing, whatever that is, and Oceanside, just doesn’t give a hoot if a citizen pollutes!

I could understand if Big Jack Ass just accidentally sprang a a little leak, couldn’t help it, but 15 years, later, is a mighty, long leak!

Those marine animals will have a SLUDGED-UP, MURKY HOME, just like me, with all the greasy oil invading them …

all thanks, to the…

BIG  JACK  ASS  AND  HIS  ILK!

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Before they resurfaced my street, this is what it looked like.

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2 days after the resurfacing.

I was so very happy that I had a neat, unpolluted street, but it surely didn’t last very long!

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1 month after resurfacing…

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Then came the whales

and

SYNCRONICITY…

That big, ugly, whale van next door has been dripping whales!

First, there was Moby Baby, with the big lips …

then, a bigger one …

And, now, this huge, greasy whale, the latest, rather, abstract, with tail in the air,

and , the star of ‘The Big Drip’, the Whale documentary selection below…

These photos of drips from his van, have no artwork or retouching, on them. Anyone looking at these images of oil drips will, surely, see whales, with, not much of a stretch of your imagination! Ugly, aren’t they? Well, all except for Moby Baby; I grew especially fond of that cute, little, whale drip.

If you do have trouble seeing the last whale, just squint your eyes while looking, to shut out the peripheral lighting, and the image of a whale will be clearer.

Aren’t those spirits creative, giving us this artistic message? Showing us, with these images, what will become of our beautiful whales and the rest of the ocean’s creatures, if oil fouls their home …

GREASY, GRIMY, DEAD  AND DECOMPOSING WHALES,

STINKING UP THE EARTH …

WHAT A SHAME!

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They could be frolicking in the clean, clear, blue, Pacific with their calves by their sides. But due to uncaring people who pollute, and those who let them get away with it … they, are …

ALL …

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SHAME ON YOU,

You, Big Jack Ass!

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SHAME ON YOU,

CITY OF OCEANSIDE!

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We have the technology to clean up oil spills in the ocean, if that were to occur, on offshore drilling rigs or tankers, but we don’t clean up the oil and toxics that find their way to the oceans via the storm drainage ditches. All those polluters need to STOP IT or BE MADE TO STOP their …

POLLUTING!

We must be willing to speak up about keeping our earth clean?

So, are you asking yourself, what is she talking about … synchronicity?

The fact that Big Jack Ass’s van, hood ornament is …

A  W H A L E !

This is just, too, weird! You’ve got to admit this leans in the direction of ’strange doin’s on this cul-de-sac’ …

WHEN  A WHALE  VAN, LEAKS WHALES

that is definitely, synchronicity!

The Spirits are telling us something … is anyone listening?

You’ll find below, a not so artistically, edited, documentary movie I created… ‘ The Big Drip’ … about the perils of living next door to …

A BIG, EARTH FOULING,

OCEAN POLLUTING,  JACK ASS,

who has a drippy, van, used for storing his commercial,

supply of wood on our little, limited, parking space, cul-de-sac !

(That would be, in addition to his other ugly, wood truck and El Camino)

He’s ruined our nice street with his biohazards, again, and is polluting our ocean!

Update: 9.15.09

The Big Jack Ass is spreading wood dust around to try to absorb the  grease, and it’s looking like

now, we have ‘ Oilyman’ …

I know it’s abstract, but squint your eyes and you’ll see Oilyman’s profile, with mouth open,  just waiting to …

EAT …

BIG JACK ASS

Whale Documentary

“The Big Drip”

To be fair, guess I do need to give credit to the city for their graven warning; when they recently, cleaned out our drainage ditch, they glued this sign to the curb…

Believe they’re trying to give a very, gentle warning to the Big Jack Ass, maybe he’ll see this little reminder, and get the hint, not to pollute our ocean!

I understand that code-enforcement doesn’t like to confront him since he IS such a …

BIG BOOGIE MAN

Sorry, I’m being such a BIG PAIN … but …

IT IS … WHAT IT IS !

(That, of course, will depend upon what the meaning of the word IS … IS!)

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For another example of this little street’s synchronicity, if you dare to peek … see… Egg on her face … MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE (A VERY NASTY, TRASHY, DISPLAY… A LEADING CAUSE OF MIND ROT).

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Notice …

Medical, Spiritual and Political Warning…

If you have already peeked previously at this mind-polluting, page, please permanently, prohibit your peepers from peeking.

You are allowed 2 peeks per person, after which you are placed on a permanent, PERVERT LIST, and, it is presented, promptly, to THE PENTAGON, then …

YOU’RE PERMANENTLY PROHIBITED FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE POLITICAL PROCESS …

BEWARE!

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and,  for more facts about this fascinating subject of synchronicity…

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Ok, so, maybe I was asking too much for you to see Oilyman in the raw image, so, I’ve  done a few lines on it, to guide your eyes to see what I see. I tend to look at things in an abstract way.

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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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Oooooohhhhhhh, Nnnnnnooooooo!

A couple of days ago, I passed by The Queen of the Cul-de-sac, we were in our cars, and I smiled at her as she was turning the corner. It looked like she might smile, back, but then, it quickly turned into a facial tic, and, ended up, a grimace.

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I started to notice, several years ago, whenever she saw my son (she just, hates him), how she would get, all, BENT OUT OF SHAPE … uncontrollable, body language , FOUL, BODY LANGUAGE. Now, I’m afraid to say … it’s spreading… she can’t control her face and it looks like … FACIAL FOULNESS, has a hold of her, now. Hhhmmmm … this thing is progressing, rapidly. I just never realized, that maybe, her active ass, might signify a medical problem, with all that twitching.

After we passed each other (she just, hates me),  MY BAD SELF… made a comment … ‘wow, what a twitchy, witch’!  Anyway our conversation continued until we got home and spoke to our cat, Yaki. She’s getting her PHD, in Body Language, so after discussing our neighbor, Dr. Yaki, diagnosed her with…

Witch Twitch !

an ancient malady.

It’s caused by overheating … hot head, hot mouth, lots of HOT STUFF !  Once you get the  HOT THING, going on, it’s a slippery slope, and you turn into a WITCH, and, after enough, witchy things, are done …

the twitching begins …

WITCH TWITCH !

You know, I’m glad to return the favor, and get her a free diagnosis, because a couple of years ago, Doctor Queen, diagnosed me, for free … as a PSYCHO;  let all our neighbors know. And, a couple of our neighbors, her Handy Men, have yelled out her free diagnosis at me, in a nasty way …

‘YOU’RE A PSYCHO’!

That wasn’t very nice, and I don’t even know those guys!

Gosh, my Bad Self  has just suggested that I not be so naive, and that, maybe, Doctor Queen, made up that bogus diagnosis; she has no credentials, not a real doctor, not a real QUEEN, she’s just …

FULL OF FAKE !

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You think she would really try to sway neighborhood opinion of me, so that she could get help, to make us move?

Would someone really do all that? Would the QUEEN really … Quid Pro Quo her body  … for HANDY MEN, favors?  Using those old, deflated, antique, rusty, PEEKY PARTS, or better known as HOOTY~BOOTY.  Yaki chimed in and said  …

‘WELL … THAT’S  WHAT A WITCH DOES!

DDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!’

I sure feel dumb, that I didn’t recognize all this sooner, but having such a smart and talented cat is great, she really sharpens me!

Scope Out This Silly Scene…

It’s a good thing to look at things from different angles, instead of the same old, stuck in a rut, thinking …trekking along that same path, never venturing to see where another road leads. That’s why I’m looking at our neighborhood problems from all the angles, like a cat, in action, going after something.  They creep all around their target, looking for the perfect angle, getting low, or high, maybe changing positions, several times, using, stealth and strategy to accomplish.

Yaki, is a great teacher!

At least that diagnosis of Witch Twitch, is a genuine one, coming, from a soon to be, PHD (Body Language), VOODOO QUEEN (A REAL QUEEN, I might add), Mystic Cat of Wonderland, and a wonderful therapist. Quite a few credentials, so unlike the NO CREDENTIALS, NOSY, NINNY, NUT, across the street, dishing her diagnosis, for these duds to diss me.

Well, you’ll know for sure, things are strange, when a WITCHY WAITRESS moves in, and declares herself the TOP CHICKEN, in charge of Wonderland . That would include my ocean view, and she’s the one who’s in charge of parking, over here, and she won’t allow my family or friends any parking passes on our street. Is that FAIR?

She is out of order on the ‘Pecking Order’!

She and her clown crew have picked the wrong person to peck on (see …The Pecking Order).

I’m just a swamp puppy, taking it easy, in the California sun, got pecked on, by the self-proclaimed …TOP CHICKEN and her PECKER PEEPS … woke up … grumpy and hungry.

That’s okay, I’ll just cut those lemons, I’ve been given, squeeze them into lemonade … and have me a chicken sandwich!

A very good thing to remember … don’t ever mess with stuff that might have a sharp edge!

‘could, paint a picture’

I was so furious over how the neighbors were acting to my family, so … hhhmmmmmm, so, what could I do with all that FURY , let’s see … let’s see … could paint a picture … yes, that’s a GREAT IDEA! Would take my mind off the hurt and anger, I was feeling!

What can I paint?  Let’s see … the beautiful, blue, Pacific Ocean?

Where?  Where?  Oh … you mean those little, bits of blue, peeking from behind those Queen Palm fronds.

When I look out at the magnificent, Pacific Ocean, I see those dull, green, palms waving in front of my face, like a red cloth in front of the bull … but wait,  now I’m seeing … a woman, but wait … again … what’s that thing … let’s see … let’s see … why, I see … yes … yes …  it’s a butt crack … YUCK  …and, that would be, an …

OLD BUTT CRACK …

wagging around, enticing, casting a magic spell, sending out her special …

BOOGIE BEAM … to the BOZOS.

I’m so glad that I was able to seize that vision of my lovely neighbor, with her hiny~shining, you know, I might have totally missed that art, had I been painting a picture of the ocean.

As you’ve all probably noticed, the HINY~SHINING is a central theme of this whole situation, therefore, lots of …

FLASHY …  ASS ART. 

One door closes and another one opens. I’ve totally gotten over my view of that water, and have a new, passion, now…

FOCUS ON THE FAMILY …

THAT MORON, MELON-HEAD, CUL-DE-SAC, CLOWN CREW.

An endless supply of silly is surging through my senses, just waiting to surface!

Gosh, I just love being an artist because I can always create, whatever emotion, whatever I see, think, or want to conjure. It is my job to express my feelings, creating art, in a thoughtful way, conveying a message, to everyone … anywhere. People all over this world, are reacting to this ridiculous rant and raunchy renderings!

My purpose is to educate the masses about EVIL NEIGHBORS, WITCHES, and CLOWNS; a public service, definitely needed, to raise awareness and to navigate through those …

TRICKY, TRASHY, ELEMENTS of  SOCIETY.

I AM A…

PROVACATEUR…

WOW, now, that’s some powerful stuff, to know that, I, as an artist, am a, provocateur …

LOVE IT!

What a great thing to be … PROVACATEUR … provoking thought all over this universe! Even though it is negative, it’s all their negative, not mine. My addition to this mix, is the silly art, and as much learning material as I can put together to shine the spotlight on their EVIL.

Art is the very best vehicle for sending a message . You can see an image and interpret what it means to you, in an instant, at just, a glance;  It pulls you in … now, you look deeper. Try to understand what the artist thought and felt; notice the detail, the technique, the emotion, and intensity. Colors capture, and, saturate your mind. Now, there could be movement, attracting your attention, maybe with a few cryptic messages, to lead you. ?? THINKING ??  Do you get the message, the emotion?

Cryptic communications from the cartoons,

conjure up the crazy characters

of these cul-de-sac, clowns.

Thought provoking!

I’ve never liked clowns.

Why should you want to think about a WITCH AND CLOWNS? Well, because it’s good to learn about bad acting people, who would take things from you … they are all out there, everywhere,  just waiting to use , and harm you.

This is a  …

TIMELESS, TALE OF TRASH.

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BEWARE of tha BOOGIE !

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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

Click on …

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✰ INDEX ✰

for more Ridiculous Crap

Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

My new, catchy song, can be ,very loosely, sung, to the tune of  The Candy Man Can … from the 1971 film … Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

THE HANDY MAN CAN

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Who can remodel a kitchen, never pay a fee,

Doesn’t get a permit, ’cause he likes to be a cheat ,

The Handy Man  … ohhhhh, yes … the Handy Man can …

‘Cause the Queen shines her hiny, and turns his brain to mush,

OOOhhhhh … Yes … she can!

Who can make a big threat, to chase the neighbors off,

Try to scare a granny into getting out of town, the Big Jack Ass … can,

Ooohhhh … Yes … another Handy Man …

Who wants, so bad, to make her world go ’round …

‘Cause the Queen shines her hiny, and turns his brain to mush,

OOOhhhhh … Yes … she can!

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The Queen, over there, has enlisted her ex-husband and these moron men neighbors, all around us, to fight for her cause, to get us to move.

I’ve been doing some thinking, and I see what the problem is … The Queen just, absolutely … LOVES TO USE THOSE HANDY MEN … BIG, OLD, EXTRA LARGE, BEEFY GUYS …  to take care of HER MANY, QUEENLY NEEDS, of which, she deemed necessary to get her Handy Men to try to TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY, in her EVIL WAY!

Okay, so, at some time, she must have heard about how… LARGE MAN HANDS and  LARGE FEET …  signifies a HIDDEN, MANLY ASSET …

HER PERFECT HANDY MAN …

AAAHHHMMMM … AAAHHHMMMM … let’s not go there, I’m blushing a fuschia color, and my face is not matching my shirt!

Whenever I go into my deep, thinking state, about all this trashy, QUEEN SLEAZE, I feel, uuugggghhhhhhh, ssssoooooo slimy, because I try to, actually, think SLEAZY, like the Queen, herself. Not a pleasant job, it STINKS, but, all, part of my scientific research into my unneighborly situation.

My theory about all her bad choices of  Handy Men … she has a severe, perceptual problem, must’ve come from her childhood!  In her perpetually, ENTITLED, needy, state (beggars are usually not choosy, but this one’s a QUEEN), she is perceiving …  OVERSIZED … which must be that Grandiose personality problem she suffers from, you know, when her stuff always seems bigger and better, MORE, QUEENLY.

She really, really likes a group of LARGE, HANDY MEN, with all those big assets, and valuable Handy Man, attention, bestowed on her.  But, what she was not astute enough to recognize, she has chosen, from the very limited choices, here, in Wonderland, and has UNWITTINGLY, acquired …

A WHOLE CREW OF CUL-DE-SAC CLOWNS!

Who knew there would be this many clowns on one little cul-de-sac?

Perhaps, she’s learned, by now (you know, she’s done lots of research), that every man who has big feet and hands doesn’t necessarily have those, ‘LARGE LOUIE’, hidden assets, but might have, hard to find … ‘LITTLE LOUIE’, with ‘LITTLE LOUIE’ brains, that are equally difficult to find, if not impossible.

Big problem for the Queen, over here in Wonderland, I really hate to be the one who tells her that …

B I G  C L O W N  F E E T

A R E  N O T  R E A L !

Anyway, the Queen, can’t see reality, her choices have been extremely limited with this CREW on our little, cul-de-sac, and she should have given some kind of an IQ test to these jokers, before she enlisted their help with her EVIL plan. Better yet … she should’ve taken an IQ test before she started her conjuring, before involving her Handy Men in her evil against us. She might have saved everyone lots of grief and time, but then, we wouldn’t have all this silliness stamped into the Cosmos for everyone to enjoy.

She’s been looking at herself in that little mirror, way too long!

I’m real sure, that all this, wasn’t quite what she had planned, but now, her UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES are shining all over her. She took HER EVIL SCHEME, added …

the 4 STREET STUDS, and her 2 daughters … the STUPID SISTERS …

S U C H   A   S H O W !

When someone unleashes a mob of morons on me, I will use all my magic powers … Cartoon Karma for everyone involved and … THAT VOODOO, WE DO, SO WELL!

CLOWNS 101

When you unabashedly, ADVERTISE YOUR ASS … BIG CHANCE … YOU WILL CAPTURE CLOWN ATTENTION!

She should go back to school, Clown College, at least, long enough, to learn how to identify clowns so the next time she wants to conjure up some CRAP, maybe her next Handy Man, she’ll pick one who has a brain in his head, instead of confetti.

• First lesson she needs to learn … how to recognize those … OVERSIZED, CLOWN SHOES!
• Second lesson … big orange or red gloves … most likely, always, belong to A CLOWN (with the exception of hunters)!
• Third lesson … Cover up that ASS (CLOWN BAIT)!

And, girls, just a word, here … about those LARGE MAN HANDS and LARGE MAN FEET … if you’re into measuring … your best bet …

M E A S U R E   H I S   I Q  !

Hope this post isn’t too, obtuse, and, that all could follow my obtrusive, observations of this obscene, scene … and, I do know EXACTLY what I’m talking about …

even, if you don’t!

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

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for more Ridiculous Crap

Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

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Mirror, mirror in my hand

Who’s the fairest in Wonderland?

Me, me, me, it’s me, of course,

I see me, and no one else!

My mirror is a wee bit small, but limited space means…

I TAKE IT ALL.

Who dares me to think they even matter?

I can dish out breakfast, lunch and dinner,

Serve up CRAP on a silver platter,

And, bring you a big, cold, glass of sweet, iced tea…

I’m REALLY, REALLY  SPECIAL,

as can be.

With all my shining attributes, a talented, chatty, waitress…

I’ve crowned myself , THE QUEEN, over here, and expect all others to notice.

If they don’t, they will pay … for, I can make up juicy lies,

Spread them around, to …

ALL MY GUYS,

Fire them up, make them mad, have them acting mighty BAD!

With the insight of Copernicus, I have placed ME …

Squarely … at the center of this UNIVERSE.

Little mirror in my hand,

Show me the Queen of Wonderland …

Oh, look … It’s me … it’s me…

THE ONLY ONE THAT I CAN SEE!

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Yaki, was digging and digging in her cat box, covering up this poem she wrote, during one of her MYSTIC VOODOO, candle-burning sessions. It seems, she says, that she remotely viewed the Queen over there in her boudoir, admiring herself, and Yaki crafted this poem from the Queen’s very, narrow view of reality …

looking at herself in her little mirror.

I asked Yaki, ‘what are you doing, little kitty, in your cat box, digging and covering that poem’? She gave me a slant-eyed, hisssssss and told me that she was disgusted with the CRAP this witch has put out, and because she thinks she’s soooooo very special!

Yaki told me that SHE is the ONLY QUEEN on this cul-de-sac, and that anyone thinking different is delusional, and she’s conjuring a new special spell, just for that VERY SPECIAL LADY.

Yaki says this waitress needs a REALITY CHECK!

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

Click on …

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✰ INDEX ✰

for more Ridiculous Crap

Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

Having this split personality disorder that my VOODOO QUEEN, therapist cat, Yaki, has diagnosed me with, has it’s definite advantages … I always have MY SELF handy to have an intelligent, meaningful conversation, anytime, night or day.

I just need to give MY BAD SELF a good talking to …

I say …  BAD SELF… what the hell is wrong with you, why would you be drawing these ridiculous cartoons of the neighbors, and writing all the stupid things they’ve done ,and you’ve told most of what’s been said, with the exception of those hideous lies, why not just stop it?  This is some super trashy crap and is beneath us.

Self, says… well, I’ll just be honest, here … I’ve gotten … low, low down …

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Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad-

Come On

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad-

You Know It

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad-

Come On, You Know

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

And The Whole World Has To

Answer Right Now

Just To Tell You Once Again,

W h o ‘ s  B a d  .  .  .

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OOPS … did MY BAD SELF say that, or was that the late, great, incredibly talented, Michael Jackson?  Well I don’t know, I’m only sure of one thing …

I’m Bad, Really, Really Bad !

I say, self, well, why is it that you are SO BAD?

Self says, I didn’t want to be SO BAD, but, this new personality has bloomed because … a group of F*****G, idiot, lying, neighbors … really PISSED ME OFF.  They did, and said enough crappy stuff that MY BAD SELF has manifested itself, and now I have another mouth to feed…

Oh, well, MY BAD SELF, does enjoy eating, and is a gourmet cook, so we’re hitting it off, famously. And that BAD SELF is just so absolutely SILLY, I love it … we have giggle attacks, all during the day,  just going off on trippy tangents, and that is an essential component for my creativity.

SILLY is the yeast that makes my dough rise.

I … have many other things to do, and … MY BAD SELF … could be compliant, but has veered off on this path with these foolish neighbors, and, who am I to try and control MY BAD SELF? That’s okay, because, life is a journey, and you never know where your path will lead you, and I’m here, on this cul-de-sac, enjoying every minute of my special trip … morons and all!

I’m an artist and I paint and sculpt … even though the neighbors have yelled at me to ‘get a job, get a life’, they don’t know who I am, or what I do, because I don’t fraternize with these folks, have my own friends, do my own thing. Anyway, is it really any of my neighbor’s business, what I do at my home?  That’s exactly where this growing entity began, them all chitchatting about what they think is going on at my house … pretty nasty stuff, according to those … IN THE KNOW!  And spreading it to others(would that be SLANDER?), when in reality, they haven’t got a clue about, what I do, because I’m …

THE MYSTERY LADY!

and I might add …

I am very busy doing my thing, everyday, and didn’t need any of the crap that was put on my family, however, I’ve managed to squeeze in with happy art, my therapeutic, angry art, daily sessions with my therapist cat, Yaki, and, everyday …

THAT VOODOO, THAT WE DO, SO WELL …

and my fury dissipates …

ART IS MY ANSWER .

Here is my beautiful ' Judge of Character', Shih Tzu ... Suki

These are a few of my newest paintings

and a life-size,  bronze sculpture of a Maltese,

created by …

ME, MYSELF, and I!

(All paintings and angry art are available in canvas-stretched, giclees for your wall)

HOT LIPS, HOOTY WITCH

MY BAD SELF … is the artist, rendering all these ridiculous cartoons in this blog …  a product of anger, but nevertheless, a product  of creative accomplishment. I’d rather zap my anger with MY ART than to zap my passion with Prozac …

Better to CREATE than to VEGETATE

Sometimes anger has to be put someplace, because it starts to multiply, and, if it’s bad enough, will fill you up inside, and cause illness … physical and mental, and can even cause death.

I know that doctors like to dish out those SSRI drugs to just anyone with any type of problem ( I believe they get perks for writing all those scripts). From what I’ve noticed, when you take those drugs, you cease to be yourself. I like myself,  just as I am … me, myself and I, even, MY BAD SELF !

So great that my talents and friends are getting me through this crappy mess that my neighbors created, but since I don’t like what they’ve done here, I’ve recreated it all, and as nasty as it is, believe me, it used to be REALLY FOUL, and was dumped all over my family. But, now, it has been redistributed to the rightful owners, by MY CREATIVE BAD SELF, and my very talented VOODOO QUEEN, Mystic Cat of Wonderland, Yaki!

I’m much more  meticulous with details than MY BAD SELF, because those computer cartoons are just quickies, and MY BAD SELF realizes that those are for theraputic purposes, only.

I spend all of my GOOD TIME, as a nice person, creating nice art and there is far more of that than all my ridiculous angry art. I sure don’t want everyone to think that I just fritter away my life doing loony art , now, that would be …        

See, I do lots of other stuff besides acting like a silly child, playing games with the nutty neighbors! I do my best to create something new, every day.

Here is a nice, tasty, loaf of seven grain bread,

made by … MY BAD SELF, today  …

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There is a moral to this tale … and that would be …

DON’T F * * *

WITH AN ARTIST!

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List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…

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Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!

Thank you DADDY, I love you!

…FROM MAD TO GLAD … CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY….

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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

The other morning, about 3:00 AM my son was awakened by a very loud thud on the house, near his room. He checked to see if I had heard it.

When I went outside that next morning, there was this big rock by my front door, and I contended that it must have been thrown by the Big Jack Ass, because it came from  his direction, over his fence.

Big Jack Ass arrived home later in the morning, and I went out and told him that throwing rocks at our house is not acceptable behavior. I’m very sure his mother and his wife have told him that assaulting other people’s property is not proper, but mothers and wives (she’s MIA) can’t always control children. Well, this guy is inappropriate about lots of stuff, so, guess he never learned those basics, about how to behave.

I won’t waste valuable police time since nothing was damaged, that I’ve noticed, but here it is for the Universe to see, another aggressive attack on us.

The onset of back problems.

Yaki tells me Big Jack Ass is having medical problems, because when he cut his tree limbs that were hanging over in our yard, lifting those heavy limbs, strained his spine.

He could have asked my son for help and the job could have been very simple; he would’ve been glad to have helped him by guiding the limb over the fence, or to cut the limb, let it fall into our yard, and then he could’ve come in, picked it up, pitched it over into his yard, fairly easy.

He’s the BIG JACK ASS who decided, and so proudly proclaimed to me, that  he and his wife would ‘no longer be neighborly’ to us! While trying to hurt me with his words, not being neighborly has hurt him, instead; he chose his own ill fate.

I watched him cut those limbs, and saw the mistakes he was making; he could’ve tied the limb he was cutting near both ends, center positioning the rope, and it could’ve just pulled it over into his yard with very little effort, but, he had 1 rope tied near the end where he cut, and he left himself with no leverage and a giant strain on his back, trying to pull the big, dangling, unruly limb over our fence. Took him a long time and lots of precarious strains and positions to hoist that big limb into his yard.

This guy seems to be really good at doing drastic things …

LEAVING HIMSELF NO LEVERAGE

If we’d been on speaking terms, there could have been a better plan and perhaps he wouldn’t be having these self-inflicted problems.

But, who am I to interfere with Karma!

My son has never said one nasty word, nary a fighting word, at any time, to him, not even on the several occasions he was cursed and challenged by, THE BULLY, Big Jack Ass. I’m glad that my son has acted like a gentleman during this most ridiculous situation.

Big Jack Ass is so stirred up over whatever the Witch has told him, and because of her dreamed-up DRAMA, he’s participated and instigated his own doom, ending up in his very bad situation.

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

I’d be sooooo interested to hear how he’s explained all the crap that’s going on here in this cul-de-sac, to his nice wife.

Yaki tells me she’s not happy with the unneighborly scene. Bet she got her ears filled with some lurid gossip about us, but I know this lady is too smart to be caught up in this trashy mess, and perhaps she’s figuring out all that’s been happening over here in Wonderland, while she was hard at work. Her husband, Big Jack Ass, was teaming up with the Hooty Witch for EVIL PURPOSES. He’s putting in extra effort for his ♕ QUEENIE’s ♕ needs, to make us MOVE.

Guess the nice wife’s seen it all before; I’m sure she’s very privy to all his other ALTERCATIONS and GOD only knows how many others this lunatic has touched with his BAD BOY BULLYING, HARASSMENT and GOSSIP.

He used to tell me all about blow-ups or fights he’s had with different neighbors, and the last one he told me about, before we stopped speaking, is the daughter, across the street, who’s living in her dad’s house, while he’s living out of state. I’ve never met the daughter, didn’t even know the dad had moved until the Big Jack Ass filled me in on the gossip about them.

Her dad has always been very nice to us, but, Big Jack Ass was in the street talking his head off, when he was visiting, recently, so, call me paranoid, but I’ll just bet he’s heard their lovely gossip about us. However, doubt he heard the juicy, gossip, Big Jack Ass was chit-chatting about his daughter, to me, and how he hates her, and doesn’t like her living there. Various and sundry other crappy gossip, and, that she wasn’t properly caring for her dad’s dog!

Big Jack Ass sure knew what to say about her to stir me up against a neighbor that I’ve never even met, since I’m an ♥ animal lover ♥ … I always talked to the Big Jack Ass about that beautiful dog. I know that dad would be so disgusted with this Big Jack Ass, gossiping to me about his daughter.

I’m 100% certain that NOTHING this SLANDERING LIAR says is true! I never heard anything going on, over at that neighbor’s house,  and I would see that dog in their yard and it was always friendly and healthy looking!

UUUGGGHHH  OOOOOOHHHHHH!

Whenever you hear someone racking up crap about others, behind their backs, STOP AND THINK … what type of person would do that … particularly, illegal, harmful accusations, spread around to others, not giving any chance for the person to defend themselves … that is SLANDER, and that would be the crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person’s reputation. A very evil thing to do!

When our neighbors, and there have been several of them, who’ve grimaced at us, aren’t friendly, and Big Jack Ass, is there, in the street talking to them, I’d have to say, that he is slandering us … his MODUS OPERANDI!

Now, you might say, what’s the difference in what I’m doing …  telling all this junk … well, this blog is the truth, it’s here, graven in the galaxy, not behind anyone’s back, and I’m not the least bit bashful about telling all about it!  This story is about their quest to destroy us,  and anyone who’d like to legally stop me from writing the truth about what they’ve been up to … come on,  it’s all here; I won’t lie or deny anything I’ve written, it’s done and it is true!  Everyone gets to hear from my very own fingers exactly what I have to say, and I’ll just be real pleased, for anyone to challenge me about all this crap. I’ve taken copious notes.

This big huge blog is my testimony, all 48, ridiculous, ranting posts, 6 pages, silly cartoons, poems, about what has been said, and done over here in Wonderland for the last couple of years, with …

MY OWN RIDICULOUS SLANT…

TO THEIR VERY RIDICULOUS SLIME!

Now, I don’t know everything, but I’m very patient and will tell this tale, as this whole, STUPID, SORDID, SILLY STORY unfolds all around me. I am your trusty, cul-de-sac reporter, coming to you …

FROM THE LAND OF FRUITS AND NUTS!

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Big Jack Ass has had nasty stuff to say about every household, on all sides

of him, on this cul-de- sac, with one exception, The Queen’s Castle!

It seems that Big Jack Ass would be so very happy

if everyone on this little cul-de-sac would just disappear … except for …

HE & HOOTY

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Sometimes a person needs to…

⌚ time out ⌚

☺take a break ☺ get away ✈ have fun ☺ enjoy yourself ☺

! THINK !

✂ c u t  ✂ o u t ✂ t h e ✂ c r a p ✂

☝☝☝☝ point yourself in the right direction ☝☝☝☝

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Looks like Big Jack Ass’s  nice wife is taking a break, and who could blame that lady for needing to escape the foul atmosphere created by the Hooty Witch, stirring up this whole, cul-de-sac, including, and now, mainly, her very easily manipulated, childish, helpful Harry, husband.

Bet that nice wife’s had her fill of this ongoing, sordid situation, who could blame her; I can imagine how she must feel. Very sorry to have to unload the truth about all this mess in such a ridiculous, public way. I even tried to send her a letter, but the Big Jack Ass rejected my registered letter.

I would like to publicly apologize to her because I’ve deemed it necessary to write this blog in order to survive the slander, harassment and threats by her husband or to live with the threats our other neighbors made to us … that they would slander us, and ruin our business! You know, they made me a believer, when they said those lies directly to my son and me, and, neighbors that I don’t even know, have shown  us their disapproval and disrespect. Those neighbors know us …  ONLY … from what these gossips have told them, the ones who want us to move.

Pretty easy, little, stupid, sleazy plan to figure out.

I’d be very happy to discuss this unneighborly situation with any of my neighbors, the nice ones or the smelly ones, tainted by the stench of their slander, with the exception of the Big Jack Ass, since he’s proven to me that he’d like to do us physical harm. He comes on this property, he gets arrested!

Sorry… So Sorry…

So that’s the name of that tune …

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Hope the Witch is pleased with her creation, with the many problems for others, stirring up idiots in order to have her way; she has spread beyond the boundaries of just hurting us, causing much pain for others, not deserving of all the crap this Witch has stirred up with all her lies, drama, and irresponsible…

USE OF OTHERS!

“CAN I BORROW?  DO YOU MIND IF I USE?  DO YOU HAVE EXTRA?  CAN I HAVE?  CAN YOU HELP?”

The Witch is very used to BORROWING stuff, everyone … OWES … the Narcissistic QUEEN, but I do think it’s really out of bounds for her to BORROW THE NEIGHBOR’S HUSBAND, and WHIP him up, into a frenzy, in her cauldron of crap. But, you know, people, who use others, TAKERS, whatever or whomever they can score for themselves, is fair game. Makes not a bit of difference how many others they step on or hurt to get what they need.

Wonder if the Witch ever gave one thought about a NICE WIFE who might enjoy peace in her home with her husband, without interference and daily drama, after she comes in from a hard day at work.

Of course, Big Jack Ass should be ashamed of himself for trying to pick a fight with us, being that he appointed himself as the Distressed Damsel’s Helpful Harry, Knight in Shining Armour.

Most wives wouldn’t be appreciating all that SPECIAL ATTENTION to the DETAILS of ANOTHER WOMAN’S LIFE!  Especially if it means she gets automatically enlisted, by her husband, into the middle of  …

THE OTHER WOMAN’S  CONJURED CRAP!

I believe Big Jack Ass has gotten caught up in the EVIL INTIMATE DETAILS of this cul-de-sac’s …

VERY NEEDY AND DEMANDING DRAMA QUEEN!

Him helping the ♕Queen♕ with her evil was like stepping into quicksand…

SHE SUCKED HIM IN,  AND NOW HE IS SUNK!

All this drama is very hard on everyone , and was particularly , super hard, on me, until I created my art to make myself laugh, my silly poems and this absolutely, ridiculous blog. Was so very pleased to figure out how to cope with all of her CRAP, since no authorities cared or can’t quite figure out what’s up, and the mob all thought they’d get away with doing all their little evil to us.

The Witch was ALL POWERFUL, could gather her MEN FRIENDS  and family to back her up, against us… THE MOB… and she did, but who amongst them, had a BRAIN in their head ??????

She is an idiot for trying to pull her crap, and I’ll bet her HOT HEAD, Coffee Date, daughter, helped to conjure this mess because her plan was far, too stupid, to be thought up by one moron, this plot was…

DOUBLE DUMB!

DOUBLE DUMB!

Yaki tells me the Witch has trouble sleeping, thinking about all her trashy crap. I wondered why she’s been looking so frazzled these days, too bad.  And, when I go into the yard, I’ve noticed that she’s spending more time in her bedroom, during the day.

YIKES … MERCY, ME …

This morning, when I was out in the yard, she was …

ASS-CHEWING

someone on the phone so loud that I thought she might explode. She needs to pipe down over there, polluting my delicate ears with her FLAPPING, FLAMING, HYSTERICAL,  HISSY-FIT!

She  disturbed my train of thought while I was chanting to the spirits about her evil.

WOW!  Got a mighty big temper and loud mouth for such a…

HELPLESS, PITIFUL, WILTING NARCISSUS.

She should keep a clean white sock or wash cloth handy to stuff into her mouth when her tongue starts to flame. Cut off that oxygen, and the blaze goes out, but she should always gargle with tepid water after an incident. And, of course, if she or anyone else gets a burn, go to the emergency room. Rarely, transference of heat to the listener may occur through the phone, and it is advised to be checked out by an ENT doctor, should that occur. Severe psychological damage may occur to the recipient of a fiery tirade that exeeds 1200° Fahrenheit.

Calm Down , have a chocolate chip cookie, and that will make things much better!

Let me speculate, here … bet she was hissing at the Coffee Date, her MELON HEAD daughter, when things got to …

B L A Z I N G…

out of control!

I know she would NEVER, EVER, treat her little Peep Show Princess like that!

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Wonder if the

♕ Queen ♕

melted her telly!

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CAUSE & EFFECT

Stuff you do to others can easily have unforeseen consequences.

This Queen’s hubris has really amazed me!

Each cause has more than one effect, and these effects will create unforeseen results.

Unintended side effects can be more significant than any of the intended effects.

Add, just a little of Yaki’s Voodoo and effects can be …

MANIPULATED AND MAGNIFIED.

The Law of Unintended Consequences

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The little Peep Show Princess made an ugly face at me, a week or so ago; guess I’d better work harder on this blog so she gives me all the respect that I deserve. She likes to make sure that I’m working, or she’ll scream out at me to ‘Get A Job, Get A Life’!

I have some other cartoons of her, and notice, there are very few I’ve published, of her and her dim sister. Wonder if she wants to have a more prominent place in this blog, although, I’ve really tried to leave out the peripheral idiots, the two daughters, witches in training, for the most part, but if the ‘PEEP’ wants to shine, I could write more about her and her sister, I can work them in and tell all that I know.

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MISTER MENACE …

Anyway, if this guy can menace a grandmother, he has a real problem.

That type of BULLY personality develops in childhood, stemming from FEAR, INADEQUACY, PARANOIA, and ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR.

You don’t, just one day, decide to threaten people, that is a pattern that has achieved results. I’m really sure Big Jack Ass has done plenty of successful bullying, in his time, and is surely surprised to have hit a snag over here.

When a person bullies, they are an inadequate mess inside when the only way they know how to resolve a problem is with a threat; they know no other way to make someone give them what they want, and they WANT, WHAT THEY WANT … RIGHT NOW! That would be considered infantile behavior.

I see him as a BIG BABY with HOT PINK ISSUES !

A threatener reduces themselves to much less than what they’ve puffed themselves up to be, when they make their threats. A bird will puff out their feathers to make themselves look bigger, real scary … ONLY AIR … then … poof … they’re all deflated … just a little, bitty birdy, after all!

I’m sure, the quiet, little, nobody else will hear me …’People get SHOT over stuff like this’ … threat, that he made to me, is probably the most publicized event in his whole life. More people have read about that, I’ll bet, than anything else he’s done. And because, he made such a big threat, now what ?

He’s got his thinking cap on ...

well, I’ll just, I’ll just, throw rocks at your house, and, and, and, squirt a whole bunch of water, and it’ll just, wash your house down the canyon, and then … I’ll just, let my planter look ugly, and I’ll just, I’ll just, put up black plastic, so you can’t see, I’ll make scary, ugly faces, and I’ll, I’ll just, run at you, and talk very bad about you, yeah, I’ll show you, that’s what I’ll do, so there!

There is a pattern here, and it sure looks, to me, to be what this…

?? GROWN MAN ??

has been thinking, plotting, and doing, and is the perfect example of passive-aggressive  and aggressive attacks (running at me and throwing rocks). All of his ridiculous antics are filed under the heading …

BABY STUFF.

So now what, MISTER, what’s your next act? Maybe next, he’ll be ‘running with scissors’ at me, could be a very dangerous situation; he could fall and cut himself, although, I don’t think he’s going to be doing too much running, in the shape he’s in.

The BIG JACK ASS is trying extra hard to gain those points with the Shiny~Hiny Witch, so whatever he can do to scare me, there must be some GRAND PRIZE just waiting for him!  Yuuuccccckkkkk … now there’s a trashy thought …

STOPPIT !

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THAT GUTTER!

In my opinion, this one’s a rather STRANGE BIRD, and seems to have lots of anger attached to our house and whomever lives here, because his mountain view was blocked by our house being built, and a foot of his property taken from him, when the previous owners supposedly moved the survey stake, he says.

City of Oceanside has culpability, if what he says is true, that a foot of his land is missing, and now, we’re receiving his crappy attitude and actions.

He’s dishing out his punishment to us, and all the stuff Hooty Queen filled his head up with, is stoking his fury. The Queen did an excellent job stirring him up, I’ll give her due credit for that.

Everyday in the cul-de-sac … chitty-chatty gossip, and look at all these results.

All he needed were the lies the Witch conjured about us, and he’s very eager , giving him the green light to jump into scrapping with us. He’s a…

BABY, ON A MISSION , to make us move!

He’s an idiot for believing her trashy lies, but, he does have a vested interest in believing her, since he needs to vent all the pent up anger towards our home’s previous owners. And I believe he’s been mesmerized, with the Queen’s Hiny~Shining, which is a BIG factor here. So, in his warped, mesmerized,  baby mind, he transfered it all, onto us and is…

READY TO RUMBLE!

Still can’t believe the depth to which this dummy will stoop, letting his anger out at us, trying to get us to move.

He’s thinks he’s reclaiming the property he says is his, because he measured with his little tape measure, very accurately, I’m sure.  He’s concluded that part of our driveway, our retaining wall and fence, now belong to him. Never mind that our property line is set in stone and any problems he has should be addressed by the City of Oceanside.

He won’t be reclaiming any of the land that my son paid for when he bought our home. That Big Jack Ass needs to take appropriate action with the appropriate … ‘responsible for his loss’ … parties.

The fact that this Big Jack Ass is … JUST, INAPPROPRIATE … has a lot to do with this whole situation, so guess I’m asking for way, too much, for him to do anything in an appropriate way.

He's missing his mountian view!

Hurry, Hurry, Big Jack Ass…

The ♕Queen♕ Has A Problem!

Big Jack Ass didn’t even have time to park and get out of his truck, a couple of days ago, in the afternoon, before the Hooty~Booty WITCH was doing the … HOOTY HUSTLE, across the cul-de-sac to go to his house for a very important meeting. I could tell she had something very, very special on her mind because she was scanning the terrain, looking all around, like a paranoid and desperate …

DRAMA QUEEN!

Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm!

DRASTIC DRAMA ON THIS CUL-DE-SAC!

Flashback  …

about 2 months ago …

Several days before I had posted  THE EX FACTOR, about me having the photo in the lavender lace panties, I was out with my dogs and my neighbor came out of her house and moved her daughter’s car. I was near enough so I didn’t need to scream out and very politely, and as ladylike, as could be, told her that … “It seems, I have a NAKED photo, looks just like you, off the internet,  in lavender lace panties, and it is pretty nasty looking. I could give you a copy.” Probably an indelicate, way to have put it (my bad), but, in comparison to those slanderous lies she so trashily screamed out at me, not bad … at all!

She rushed on into her house and about 20 minutes later, the police were at my door, asking about what was going on, my neighbor had called. I had a conversation with the nice officers, and they seemed surprised when I told them the photo came from the Internet. I tried to coherently explain bits and pieces of our ongoing, ridiculous problem. Anyway … bottom line, I told them that I’d never do that again, I promise! I do mean that, and maybe I did make a mistake telling her about that NASTY PHOTO, but it seemed the right thing to do, at the moment, rather than …BOOM… it just blowing up in her face  … if she read my blog and there it was (Yaki says she reads it).  See … no good deed goes unpunished, should’ve not said a word!

I was actually hoping to have dialogue. And, I was wanting to give her a chance to put some clarity on the incident that ignited me,  the lies, she and her ex-husband screamed out at us, the ones that lit this NUCLEAR BOMB … about those criminal acts they accused my son and me of doing! Then her ordering us to MOVE with her…

GREAT MORAL AUTHORITY!

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Getting Along

Understanding is the key to getting along. Neighbors need to get along, don’t they? I do think that Tree Lady didn’t want to get along and this woman’s plan was … to drop a lying bomb on my son and me … no discussion, no understanding … BOOM. Her plan … we would feel all the bombs the neighbors would drop … because of the HATE she generated with her lies and she certainly knew how to acquire the help of the ogling moron men who just love her g-string, gardening, hiny~shiny.

When you shine your hooty~booty around, it makes for an intimate connection, when the  neighbors are VERY FAMILIAR with your private body parts. AAAAhhhhhhhhhmmmm … wouldn’t you think she’d be smart enough to know that?

This woman was so  proud of herself, yelling at me, giving me orders to move. Her plan didn’t include that, what if, I don’t care what the neighbors think, don’t care how many little, dislike bombs they drop. I have an arsenal of nukes of my own, and instead of making me move, she’s only FIRED UP the spirits and my creative mind.

We would MOVE, because we’d be so upset that these choice neighbors on this cul-de-sac, don’t like us … WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Wrong again, lady …

YOU… are an idiot!

I politely, wanted to give her a FREE COPY of an image ! This lady just needs a Personal Police Department to take care of …

the MANY PERSONAL NEEDS  of ♕ HER HIGHNESS ♕ .

As soon as the police left, TREE LADY went out into her yard to water those FAMOUS TREES. She sent out her distress beam and two of the MORON, MOB MEN NEIGHBORS came out into the cul-de-sac,

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES …

to listen to her WHINE … but wait, she definitely wasn’t shining that day … HAD IT ALL COVERED UP!  DARNIT! I’d just love to capture a photo of that, but, haven’t seen it in while, and it may, now, be reserved for PRIVATE SHOWINGS, only…

but, never fear my trusty cartoon is always here for everyone to see…

But, she did manage to do her magic and stir them up, anyway! Guess just the mere thought of the HOOTY~BOOTY, upset, was enough to get them all riled up with me.

Some friends came by and I went into my driveway and BIG JACK ASS gave me … IF LOOKS COULD KILL … VERY TERSE AND EVIL … “MENACING” LOOK!

I was thinking… when the police were talking to me … they mentioned Snoopy Cam, several times, and why do I need such a high tech camera? Why wouldn’t you get the best camera you can get; is there an Oceanside law that says you can only have cheap cameras?   HHHHMMMMMMMMMMM … later, I thought that, just maybe, just maybe… I’m speculating here … but, perhaps this DRAMATIC neighbor lady told the police that my MAGIC  SNOOPY CAM captured a naked photo of her. she’s telling those men neighbor’s something that’s stirring them up, for sure. Can’t imagine what, unless, I’ll just bet that she conjured up some lie to get those guys rattled, and I’m sure what she told the police WAS NOT what I said to her. There was no way, what I said, or the way I said it, warranted calling the police.

Well, I’ll have to give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe, she didn’t hear exactly what I said, so maybe I’m being too hard on the poor woman. Maybe she thought I said that I took a photo of her in her lavender  lace panties, and I wanted to give her a copy. Could’ve been the case, so it’s not fair to call her a liar about that, although, she’s sure has earned the LIAR title for her tirade of trash she spewed at us. She earned herself a place in history in my expressive Art Collection of Wonderland, for lying, with the HOT PANTS ON FIRE, animation below. (Click on and check out …Art of Wonderland …  for the rest of the collection).

Commotion on the cul-de-sac with angry men neighbors … could tell by their bodys’ language. This is all about the pitiful Queen and that photo! I assure you that the photo I have, is …

POSED FOR THE CAMERA …

found on the internet …

in a PORNO COLLECTION…

Naughty … Naughty … Naughty .

I didn’t do it!

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I will spare your eyes, unless you just really feel the need to look at this most distasteful display …

Well, go ahead, Click Here … enter at your own risk… might poison your mind!

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Egg On Your Face

Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you, and, if you do feel the need to barf, please try not to ruin your keyboard.

Use eye drops 3 times a day for 3 days to DE-SLEAZE your eyeballs.

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SNOOPY, the MAGIC CAMERA …

Snoopy Cam and I had nothing to do with taking the lewd photo!  MYSTIC YAKI … MY VOODOO QUEEN CAT and Chiku, my African Grey Parrot, did a chant that brought it MAGICALLY TO ME !

My Snoopy Cam does not have the capabilities of photographing inside her windows; anyone knowing about camera lenses would know that, by looking. If I had wanted to take photos through this woman’s windows, I’ve had lots of opportunities, and I have a camera that would do the trick (not SNOOPY CAM), could’ve gotten some GREAT shots of her PEEP SHOW daughter, NAKED, on so many occasions, but I never would do that,  as it would be invading someone’s privacy. I know about that since Peep Show captured me with her video camera in my bedroom, one of the few times I called the police. You’d think she would know that you can’t invade someone’s privacy, but then, I remember whose DNA she has, so it’s not really her fault.

Now, I don’t know if any of the men neighbors might have gotten a hot shot of the HOT, little princess, but that would be NONE OF MY BUSINESS … unless it gets PUT OUT there, on the WWW, then it is everyone’s business. She had special, “peepshow blinds” on her bedroom window for several years and I can guarantee that others had access to her, almost, nightly nudity.

Snoopy Cam is SOOOOOO GOOD, but is NOT the MAGIC camera, and is probably getting blamed for lots of things Snoopy Cam shouldn’t be given credit for, as there’s an abundance of PARANOID PEEPS on this street, who like to be dramatic and they also like to conjure crap and lie.

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The ♕ QUEEN ♕ … she called in all the troops , even had the man who MURDERED HER DOG (she said), and who sifted through and took her intimate garbage, Mr. Crystal, into her house for a strategy session, after the police left my house.

She’s told me in the past that she doesn’t allow Mr. Crystal into her house, but maybe she’s desperate, and her rules have  changed.

Desperate people make desperate choices!

Big Jack Ass, after menacing me earlier that day, came out to load his truck, violently chunking wood. I started to call the police to report …

HOT NUTS

ON THE CUL-DE-SAC,

thanks to the ♕ QUEEN ♕ having shared her conjured story, that’s what this lady does … SHARES her concoctions, speculations, LIES, WHINES, and her famous, HOOTY~BOOTY,  with the GUYS! I’m really trying to understand and maybe she just can’t help being the chatty, air-head, center of the UNIVERSE, Narcissus, that she is.

Stirs up her cauldron of crap on a daily basis…

Lots of DRAMA,

and she loves that affirmation and attention that her minions give her during her NEEDY TIMES (that would be, EVERYDAY), but of course … what can you expect from a ♕ QUEEN ♕.  Her title is now including … Narcissistic , Drama Queen, as well as, Queen Flappinlipz!

Sorry for that flashback …

now, for the here and now…

HER Helpful Harry has turned into THE BIG APE, again!

TEMPER … TEMPER!

He’s using CA’s valuable water during drought conditions (see…CA Drought Alert … Raging Neighbor, BUSTED, Using Water Weapon), wastefully, trying to wash our land away.

Guess that photo of lavender lacy underwear has his adrenaline surging!

Wonder how he’s profited from all his doings he’s dished out on behalf of his♕QUEEN ♕, involving himself with her lies and slander against us?  Hhhhhmmmmmm … surely, he’s gotten something good out of this deal, something that makes him …VERY HAPPY!

There is so much drama on this little cul-de-sac!  Normally, I don’t do drama, but since I live on DRAMA DRIVE  … “when in France, do as the French”!

I’ve been studying  the psychology of our unneighborly situation and I do believe I’ve figured out Big Jack Ass’s problem … my theory …  it started in infancy … he must’ve had a “Pigs in a blanket”, baby blanket ( very ugly baby colors), with 4 hot pink squares, sending “hot pink messages” to his developing brain, causing him fitful sleep patterns, with pink pigs dancing in his head.

Not 1 blue square is on that entire pig blanket, and, that shade of grey left him with many self-doubts. No wonder the guy has problems.

Bet he started eating pork rinds at a very early age.

Please remember to closely monitor your baby’s first colors or you could totally warp his personality!  You certainly don’t want your adorable baby growing up to be a…

BIG JACK ASS !

I crack a smile every time I think of this ridiculous CRAP!

PeepShow is done!

Yaki says… the little PeepShow Princess has moved, surely, needing to escape the EVIL looming over her mother’s house, because of this very unneighborly mess! I’m sure she’s happy to move on from that fouled, nasty nest.

I do wish her the best and hope her health is good, now.

Big Jack Ass, when we were still speaking, gossiped all about her issues and finances (expensive meds). Isn’t it reassuring to know that your confidante neighbor chatters to those who might not have heard it from your own lips, keeping everyone informed and up to snuff about your personal, private lives.

Gossip is so very interesting, doesn’t even matter if it’s true, because it can provoke all the real responses, such as pity, sorrow, anger, hate, envy,  fear, happiness, love, or whatever human emotion, gossip can induce. Just think, if the gossip isn’t true, all that emotion was a waste, but, guess you can say it was sad, interesting, fun, or at least, stimulating to hear all about your neighbor’s supposed, private and personal lives. Makes for great entertainment and conversation, fiction or not!

Seems strange he would be telling me all their private details of their family problems, knowing how they felt about me. I would consider that betraying their trust. That’s just me, though, in the world of chit-chatters, everything is fair game. What does a gossip do? Why, they gossip, of course … they do what they do, because they’ve had lots of practice and are proud of themselves for “being … in the know”.

Gossiping is an addiction. It gives the gossiper a positive feeling to be the knowledgeable one, teaching the ones who are uninformed, a big boost to his fragile, “HOT PINK” ego.

You’d think the ♕ Queen ♕ would know what a gossip he is … but guess she NEVER THOUGHT! You know maybe I’ve stumbled onto something, here, perhaps her brains are just so sparse that she CAN’T THINK!

PeepShow’s cousin moved into her bedroom, Yaki says. I’ve heard plenty of gossip about him and his mother ( Mr. Remodel’s sister) from Queen Flappinlipz’s chatty lips, but won’t go into all that, now.

My Voodoo Queen, Yaki, Mystic Cat of Wonderland, chants into a mirror daily for reversing all the evil the neighbors have created. It’s not a conjured, evil curse, but only averts the evil they meant to harm others (me and my son), and returns it … times 3.  And, of course the more evil the person has in their heart, well, they can expect to suffer accordingly.

Very drastic, complicated, stuff for a very nasty situation … check out … Spells by Type and Mythos Tome

CURSES

Mr. Dufus Remodel got a new truck, and … his bumper got crunched the second day he had it!  And he got a parking ticket last week, thanks to him not remembering it was street sweeper day. And he sure is a Stinker, thanks to the Voodoo my kitty put on him for all the evil he said to us.

I know he’s thinking about how to escape this witch and her moldy dungeon.

He’s remorseful … wonder if he’ll ever be a man and apologize to me for the horrible things he said … he knows he was dead wrong, and he’s going to suffer a long time, unless he makes what wrong he did , right, to the best of his ablility.

REALLY NASTY STUFF!

I truly am sorry that I’ve been placed into the position to report this SLEAZY STORY, but I have forged ahead even thru the slimiest conditions.  Sometimes a DIRTY JOB has to be done, and you just roll up your sleeves and get busy because combating EVIL is an extra, nasty  job …

git urr done!

That’s how I’ve approached this crappy, mess. Stuff like this is really distasteful, on so many levels … gutter garbage, sleazy, low class, lying, conniving EVIL, TRASHY CRAP!

Decent folks just don’t act like this, but this whole situation is INDECENT AND RIDICULOUS, and, I’m the lone reporter, determined to tell the truth about their doings. They’re not getting away with their crap, and I’m glad about that. I’ve dived right into her muck to report it all.

My, used to be … unhappy condition, has been transformed into this happy therapy, learning project, that makes me laugh so much. Silliness has created forgiveness and now, the need for understanding; why and how, a group of people could be manipulated into mob action, created by a narcissistic trashy~flashy, witch.

Now, analysis of the problem, and what to do for the future to insure a jolly existence, here in Wonderland, amongst the WITCH and her IDIOTS.

Yaki is doing rituals everyday, giving extra duty to the cause, making sure that no evil goes unnoticed. We are burning through some Voodoo Candles, but wax is cheap. Wax is much, much cheaper than prozac, and there’s no side effects for me, well except candles glowing, and I do love candles, but, there are mucho effects for the evil neighbors.

Burning candles, Voodoo spell,

Evil wishes, I repel,

Chanting to the mirror’s depths …

Spirit Chango’s fury seeks,

Justice dealt  for evil deeds

And the many lies they tell.

Justice Spirit in the Sky…

Chango … Chango …

Give them HELL!

Busted ... Raging Water Hog

I’ve been wondering when my civic-minded, passive-aggressive neighbor, Big Jack Ass, would get fired-up and kick into his ‘get even’ mode.

The wrath of the raging flood waters is happening on the cul-de-sac. Big Jack Ass is steamed up over there, because of his devotion to his Queen, and he thinks he’s being very crafty, trying to do us harm.

He’s using valuable water, during drought conditions, leaving it running a river into our backyard. It’s his pattern, he’s been doing this for a while, and we’ve had to call the police, when his water was left running for several days, flooding our property.

He’s using his water weapon to try and wash us off into the canyon.

This is not a paranoid fear, but an evil reality, we already see the proof on our property. A structural engineer will be able to asses the damage. Also, their are records of his water use, and will show his excesses.

Now we are in the process of collecting the evidence, since I got my new video camera, Yanni, as in… ‘Yanni, on the spot’… always handy, quick and easy, ready to capture hi-definition images. Technology is super sophisticated, now …  I love it!

People living in CA near the coastline have sedimentary soil and when you live high atop a canyon, water can easily erode your land. We don’t have very much rain, so we don’t have that worry, however, there are other things to be concerned about … IDIOT, EVIL NEIGHBORS!

Watching and recording, I am your trusty, cul-de-sac reporter, coming from CA …

The Land of Fruits and Nuts.

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Cajun word_lagniappe

• Pronunced : lan-yap
• Definition:  lagniappe_something given as a bonus or extra gift.

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This is most definitely …

MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE!

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NASTY NEWS FLASH:

COVER YOUR EYES!

... O M G ! …

VERY DISTURBING …

NAKED NEIGHBOR NEWS …

Okay, I’m sitting here …

IN DISBELIEF …

at what I’m looking at …

ANOTHER NAKED NEIGHBOR?

IS THIS MY 4th NAKED NEIGHBOR ENCOUNTER,

right in my face, here in Wonderland?

(see..Naked Neighbors…PEEPER’S PARADISE )

Can’t count how many Peep Shows I’ve seen of that little Peep Show Princess, but …

OOOOOOOOHHHHH…

MAMA …

THIS IS A REAL SHOCKER!!!

I didn’t want to report this story, for a variety of reasons, and had just about decided it was just not appropriate … BUT …  had just come home from a day of fun, and there was Tree Lady out in her yard, watering her FAMOUS TREES, and her BIG FLAPPING MOUTH started barking at me, once again. Got the feeling this woman had been waiting for me to get home so she could say something. Yaki tells me she’s disturbed about the lace panty photo, but, oh well, she can be disturbed with her own FLASHY self.

She looked like a MANIAC, screaming crap at me, even though, she had just called the police a couple of weeks ago, to report me, for very nicely, telling her that I had this photo, asking if she wanted a free copy.  The police thought it best that we not talk to each other, but the “no talking to your neighbor rule” must only apply to me. Guess I could’ve called the police and reported her, but she is the Queen and we know that she lies, and surely would have told the police that she didn’t say what she said, and to be honest, I didn’t hear anything, except …

“YOUR SON … #%*@*%$#%^)$*#&^&#%”!

A  hateful, EVIL VIBE, to be sure, launched at me … and it headed right back to her house, INSTANTLY … that’s how Yaki’s VOODOO spell works. EVIL ENERGY is settling over her household. Yaki tells me she might be starting to understand what’s going on; she is having … TOO MUCH CHAOS, and SHE IS THE FUEL FOR IT ALL … DDDDDDDUUUUUUUHHHHHH! It would be about time she starts to take notice!

Her rules are that she can say whatever LIES she wants, spread them around, to try and embarrass and smear us, but if I say TRUTH about her, she wants to have me…

ARRESTED!

In America we do still have FREEDOM OF SPEACH! I do believe it’s OK to blog about what’s happening, as long as I’m truthful and not making up stuff to hurt people, especially since this whole raging blog is the truth about how she’s made up her lying, mess, trying to hurt us. The details of  what I’m reporting…

ARE ALL TRUE…

SORRY, but she created all this junk, not me, and I’ve not put out one bit of any effort to dig up any dirt on her, it just keeps piling in here … lagniappe … MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE !

What’s happening here in Wonderland is  synchronicity, and it is cosmic!

Promised myself that I would tell only the truth, reporting all the facts concerning these people, because of the EVIL they’ve tried to put on us, and because of the refusal to even discuss those vicious lies this woman has spread; I’m so glad she reaffirmed exactly who she is, for me,  so that , now, I won’t feel ONE  TWINGE of guilt for…

putting on display …

her displaying … her display.

I did have guilt over publishing something so awful, that under normal circumstances, I would never think of, as being my business, but, her still attacking me, once again, well, that hateful witch can just contemplate her words, actions, and images, because all this stuff … she owns it, and she’s the ONE, who put it all out there … used her DUMB BOOTY as a weapon to hurt my family!

I wonder if she’s sorry about all this, now? When she put her trash out to the universe, and included us … she’s going to get TOP BILLING … in this UNIVERSE … all thanks to me, and she certainly deserves it …

THE TRUTH WILL BE KNOWN!

This is part of a much bigger picture, the trashy way this woman has acted, and now this trashy image has come to me … her BAD KARMA… because the spirits wanted to give me tangible proof of what she’s about … perfect timing!

The main reason I’m tastefully (aaahhhmmm … aaahhhmmm, if that’s EVEN possible) republishing this photo from the Internet, albeit, NOT THE ENTIRE SORDID IMAGE…

BECAUSE THE SPIRITS …

SENT IT TO ME.

It’s my duty that this story be told, and it’s coming together in an unbelievable way.

You know that I’ve been reporting on how she shines her ASS since the very beginning of this blog, and now, this is the…

PERFECT EVIDENCE

There are countless lewd images on the internet, and this one just happened to be seen and handed to me …

MIGHTY MYSTICAL STUFF …

is happening over here in Wonderland!

I’ve been given this TOP SECRET INFORMATION, well, I don’t imagine it’s too top secret if it’s posted on the …

WORLD WIDE WEB …

a photo, IDENTICAL TO THE QUEEN, decked out in her lacy , lavender panties.

Hooty~ Booty … O M G !… this has gotten serious …

FORGET ABOUT … HOOTY~BOOTY …

THIS IS … 

FLASHY~TRASHY …

What are the chances that this image would be handed to me?

A GAZILLION TO ONE !

Another one of Yaki’s successful VOODOO SPELLS !

My Mystic Cat of Wonderland is amazing!

Chiku, my African Grey, a member of Yaki’s VOODOO staff, delivered this image to me, apologizing for the explicit nature of the photo. She said she did a special chant that Yaki taught her .

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Hooty~Booty … let me see…

All your stuff,

You’ll show…to me …

Flash it girl … and we’ll know…

Just how TRASHY… you can be.

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Chiku was just pecking away at her keyboard, late, into the night … chanting, Juba dancing, and …

burning candles …

and that photo, just …

MAGICALLY

appeared on her MacBook Pro.

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SERENDIPITY

(the occurrence and development of events

by chance in a happy or beneficial way)

……………

I wasn’t HAPPY to see this TRASHY image, but it certainly is BENEFICIAL to show the UNIVERSE that what I’ve been saying, all along, does have merit. I haven’t been just imagining this stuff, and here is the proof!

I quickly edited it , so you don’t have to look at the whole distasteful photo … sorry guys …  since it’s wwwwaaaayyyyyy too RISQU`E . You know, even with the stuff cropped and arted out, it is STILL TOOOOOOO NASTY …

I’M SORRY!

The little swatch of lacy panties was the only clothing involved, and it wasn’t covering what panties are designed to cover, she was making sure of that … it was …

TOO DISGUSTING!

I wouldn’t dare want to have such a TRASHY website, really showing this person shining her assets. A silly cartoon is one thing … but a…

RAUNCHY, REAL PHOTO …

is another thing … altogether, of…

HER  ALTOGETHER

……………

Ooh La La !

Sing along folks, to the tune of … “Queen’s … We Will Rock You”

𝄞 ♫ ♪ ♪

You’ve got egg on your face…

You big disgrace…

Shining your BOOTY

All over the place.

SHE WILL …

SHE WILL …

ROCK YOU !!

♫ ♪ ♪

Is this that same woman who barked out her trashy lies, threatening us? Now, just look what THE SPIRITS put in my lap …

Yaki’s DEVIL WIND …

has stirred up a cyclone …

that’s kicking up the trash!

All the EVIL ENERGY this woman conjured up is flying all over this cul-de-sac, looking for a place to land and Yaki has rerouted it right back over to her house, from whence it came.

This photo is HARD EVIDENCE and makes…

MY POINT

about her proclivity to…

FLASH HER ASS .

I am a very close observer … NOW, and these neighbors have only themselves to thank, for me…

cranking down my MICROSCOPE!

Yaki says … THE SPIRITS HAVE A HOLD OF HER EVIL … she gets triple consequences, and …

HER CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST!

Oh … Those bad, bad chickens!

This is really some…

Foul … Fowl !

Who would believe that this particular image, out of the many, many, many, images on the WWW … would be brought to …

MY ATTENTION !

IS THIS JUSTICE … OR WHAT?

I’m not gloating …

I’M JUST TOTALLY AMAZED!

This does feel like a DOUBLE SHOT OF JUSTICE … that this…

TREE LADY HAS NO FOLIAGE…

This is the very ammunition she has used to cause this MOB (see…Psychological Torture …THE MOB DOES NOT RULE) to harass, threaten, and slander with the purpose of trying to force us to relocate, so that those guys can …

KEEP HER FLASHY ASS HAPPY !

Maybe she’ll soon realize that she did not get away with her EVIL, and … THE SPIRITS AREN’T HAPPY WITH HER … I’ve made really sure of that. I invite their vibrations to this cul-de- sac, to cleanse it of evil, EVERYDAY. All the dirt is getting dumped exactly where it belongs, right on top of HER EVIL HEAP!

EVIL

is sticky and stinky , and it’s…

STUCK ALL OVER HER SMELLY SELF.

Perhaps she’ll become a GOOD NEIGHBOR … clean up her act, learn to be nice , and try to make amends for the hurt that she’s caused everyone. Maybe she’s going to realize that …

I am the neighbor she cultivated,

she’s now reaping what she sowed!

WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !

GET USED TO THAT FACT!

Deal with it!

Wonder if she would like to have an adult conversation about that stuff she said to my son and me? I’m reasonable, easy to get along with, and I’d just like some clarification about that EVIL she’s trying to put on my family. I’d like to ask her about her information concerning those crimes she accused us of doing. Anyone in this universe would demand to know why someone would say such horrible things about them! The lies she said are not easily disregarded, let me assure you, those lies have created and generated a whirlwind of psychic NUCLEAR energy from me, that all these people are feeling. I called and reported her lies about us, but she lied when the police asked her about what she’d said.

The only solution for me was to …

BURN IT BRIGHT … PUT IT IN LIGHTS !

These chips just keep falling on her head, and I don’t see it letting up anytime soon, as…

there’s more to come!

I’ve already forgiven her, but the SPIRITS are now addressing HER EVIL …

VOODOO IS ON HER ASS …

and as long as she keeps up her EVIL THOUGHTS and WISHES and all her minions harbor EVIL towards us … CONJURED by this WITCH … they ALL will suffer, just as long as THIS ENTITY LIVES!  She cannot pay enough money to undo this spell as it is …

directly, connected to

… HER EVIL …

THIS DARK ENTITY IS LOVING THIS WITCH!

I’m just hoping that she’ll remember all that she’s done to create this MONSTER and maybe she’s smart enough to never pull this kind of CRAP on anyone else.

She should take a close look at how her family has suffered and WILL suffer, all because the dark entity is feeding on HER EVIL! She should check out the neighbors’ problems, and take a bow for her part in their suffering.

The circle of EVIL …

what goes around, comes around

…  she fabricated it … looped us into it … other neighbors … and her family . This woman is a self-centered, Narcissist , and has stirred up every bit of this mess just so she can have her way. She should be absolutely ashamed of herself! Narcissism, the classic example!

Her EVIL has come right back on her, thanks to my very, sharp focus and YAKI, MY VOODOO QUEEN CAT, and her expertise in the VOODOO ARTS. The Witch didn’t realize that when she included … MOI (ME) … she gets much more than she bargained for!  I know lots of stuff that she has NO CLUE about … and, I’m sure that she now realizes, just a little, too late.

Yaki took VOODOO AIM, and her EVIL… has attached itself…

FIRMLY … TO HER ASS.

Now, I don’t know if this woman posted this photo on the internet, as an ad to get a date or just some attention; it does look to be an ancient photo, but, surely, she was not …

THAT STUPID,

but, I don’t know …

anyway …

it’s out there in…

GANDERLAND …

for all the boys to enjoy.

Bet  ♕ THE QUEEN ♕ didn’t ever think this bright star would be shining right on our little, cul-de-sac. And this INFAMOUS PHOTO would POP-UP… and, be handed to the very LADY (ME), who she tried to…

TRASH WITH HER LIES!

This has been…

MY EUREKA MOMENT

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wonder if her Ex-Husband, put it on the internet? She does have wedding rings on in the photo. Wow, someone could be in SOME BIG TROUBLE, if she didn’t know this was FLYING ALL OVER CYBERSPACE!

Or, she could’ve been cheating on her husband, forgot to put her clothes on, forgot to take her rings off  …

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA …

BAD, BAD, BAD…

STOPPIT …

RIGHT NOW,

AND, I MEAN IT … RIGHT NOW!

Sorry, it’s that out of control, silly, me, who just pops out, real often; a symptom of that split personality disorder thing I’ve got going on, thanks to the WITCH.

Could be all kinds of possibilities, who took the photo, and who’s posted it. It’s obvious, someone else took it, could be, someone that she’s done her special brand of Witchy Woman on, put it out there to the UNIVERSE, as retaliation.

BIG … BIG … BIG …

Drama on the Cul-de-Sac!

Have you noticed how much DRAMA this woman’s ASS has caused? This whole blog is because of her …

DRAMATIC DERRIЀRE

and, of course, her lying lips!

I’m real sure the Witch is going to be rallying her troops,  AMASSING MORON MEN … involving them in her BIG … BIG … BIG … DRAMA!

I’ll have to say, I sure pegged her correctly …

SHE IS, WHO SHE IS !

I could see the truth of …

WHO SHE IS,

I’ve seen her in action … myself !

And just …WHO IS … this woman…

CALLING ME CRAZY …

SPREADING HER SLANDER …

TALKING HER TRASH?

She is…

A TRASHY~FLASHY EXHIBITIONIST … SHINING HINY …

FOR THE GUYS…

WORK IT GURRLLLL…

USE IT MAMA …

CONTROL FREAK!

I DO NOT CARE what this woman does in her life, and particularly, what she does with that ASS of hers, but when she started her crap with me and used her Hooty~Booty to stir up these moron, men neighbors… add to that her … TRASHY, CONTROL FREAK TACTICS, … screaming threats and lies at us … ordering us to MOVE … ADDING MY EX, BACK INTO MY LIFE … and, her idiot, ex-husband, threatening our business with his lies … they’ve made every bit of this TRASH …

MY PERSONAL BUSINESS !

As anyone reading this huge, raging, blog has probably noticed … I don’t do well with what my neighbors have been doing and just ignoring it didn’t work for me, because there are seven members of the mob, all doing and saying their hateful stuff to us.

Calling authorities for help didn’t work because the neighbors lied to the authorities. WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT MOVING! My health is much, too important , for me to STUFF this ridiculous problem. This Witch wanted WAR with me and…

SHE GOT IT!

The neighbors felt no need to mediate the problems they’ve caused, they’re sticking together, and they hate us because of the lies the WITCH told them, and, of course, we did park an ugly truck on the city street in front of her castle; we are definitely guilty, of making the ♕ Queen ♕ mad.

What’s to mediate? They’ve said and done what they have, and I’ve told the absolute truth about all their doings, and will continue this very lengthy, informative report.

These neighbors can just dream of the “GOOD OLD DAYS” when I minded my own business, never cared about anybody else’s; kept to myself, doing my own thing, and was always cordial to everyone on my street, with a courteous greeting, doing favors whenever anyone asked. Well, the controlling ♕ QUEEN ♕ has managed to RUIN ALL THAT … stirred up this …

Cauldron of CRAP!

NO ONE ATTACKS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

My recipe for a happy cul-de-sac, when living in close proximity with a group of people, was to be respectful, stay out of their personal lives, and don’t talk about them to any other neighbors, and to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. That worked for me, all these years … UNTIL THIS ♕ QUEEN ♕!  Playing by her new rules … she has gossiped, slandered, and disrespected us with lies and stirred up lots of people against us. She created for me … INSTANT SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER, and turned me into …

PRESTO – CHANGE – O …

TALE TELLER OF …

ALL The TRUE TRASH…

and

RENDERER OF RIDICULOUS ART!

I made a respectful request to this woman about her trees blocking my ocean view and she chose to disregard me, altogether, picked a fight with my son … then dreamed up her vindictive, lying, slandering scheme … which included her MOB … and possibly …

MY EX-HUSBAND …

WHAT A WITCH!

And, when that special ingredient …HER CRAP… got added into this recipe … it surely…

KICKED EVERYTHING UP A NOTCH!

Perhaps, now, it’s just …

A BIT TOO SPICY FOR HER TASTE!

A  , ROTTEN TRUTH SANDWICH …

IS SOMETIMES

VERY HARD TO SWALLOW!

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Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!

(Let the Good Times Roll!)

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Girls , just a word, here …

• DO NOT PUT YOUR NAKED IMAGE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!
• DO NOT LET ANYONE ELSE HAVE A NAKED IMAGE OF YOU, WHO COULD PUT IT ON THE INTERNET, BECAUSE … IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU…

BOOGIE … BOOGIE … BOO!

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Although it is thought that Synchronicity cannot be explained by cause and effect, exception to the rule …

Yaki’s Voodoo IS the CAUSE of this effect of Synchronicity.

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A BLAST FROM THE PAST!

I don’t usually think of my ex-husband, as I effectively wiped him off my list years ago, but a CAN OF NASTY  has been opened, by my neighbor, Tree Lady, when she barked out to me …

“YOUR EX-HUSBAND’S TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU”!

I quickly replied …

“WHO CARES”!

That was the last thing she screamed out, the day she and her ex-husband verbally assaulted my son and me, with their slanderous lies; their purpose … MOBBING US ( see…Psychological Torture …THE MOB DOES NOT RULE), so that we would MOVE ! Those horrible lies screamed at us were so nuclear that it lit a burning fire in me and made me sooooooo furious. The comment that this woman made about my ex-husband was exceptionally EVIL, and I’ve decided to tell everyone about just how EVIL she is.

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Let me start with a few facts… My children and I moved from the deep south to California because we were forced to leave our home, as my ex-husband …

threatened to kill us!

My ex-husband is an … “IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU … NOBODY WILL”… type of  …

MURDER, THREATENING GUY…

who put guns to my head, harassed our children, stalked me, terrorizing us all.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE was not a pretty thing. This all took place in the 80’s and they didn’t have all the Lifetime Movies about murdering spouses back then, in fact, they didn’t even have a Stalking Law in our state, when my ex was hiding in the bushes and following me around, acting crazy.

A  little remembrance … my kids were at work with me one day and my daughter said , “hey, mom, dad’s across the street in the bushes” … simultaneously the phone rings and a neighbor across the street called and said …” there’s a man in the bushes with binoculars looking at your place”!  Well, the kids went tearing out the door, chasing their dad up the street.

What a SCENE !

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

There’s my warped sense of humor at work!

During the earlier part of  his … REIGN OF TERROR, I didn’t consider his threats and crazy behavior, seriously, and I believed he was being laughably … STUPID!

I WAS VERY NAIVE!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

He escalated his crap until it got really… out of hand; police were called, very often, 6 times in 1 month, death threats were made, until an officer loaded a shotgun and told me to kill him the next time he broke into my house, or I would end up dead! Back in the south, I carried a handgun and I let my ex-husband know that I would shoot him, which was suggested  by the police, and I was told…

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” Better, tried by 12 … than, carried by 6 “

(Better to be alive, and in court to be judged by a jury of 12,  than dead, and carried to your grave by 6 pallbearers)

That was really a terrible mindset to be in … knowing that seriously, you might have to kill your ex-husband or …

BE KILLED!

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This was NO JOKE!

Things had become so crazy, the police were expecting someone to DIE, and I do believe, before it was over, they were betting it would be him!

During those days I became VERY FIERCE and had to think like a warrior .

His attempt at controlling us led to over 3,000 huge pieces of correspondence to me and our children. He sunk himself with those letters, because when I presented the courts and doctors with all his insane words, they deemed him…” PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC WITH PSYCHOSIS “.  I still have many of those CRAZY letters.

As a result of all his DOINGS, the judge in Family Court ordered him be seen by a psychiatrist, and …

ALL HIS VISITATION …

with his children was taken away.  The Judge ordered that he not see his children until they reached their 21st birthdays, but added that he didn’t think it would be advisable, even after they became adults.

All the stuff he did got CRAZIER AND CRAZIER.

His harsh treatment by the court, was his very own fault, because of his acting so insane. My attorney, told me, at that time, he was the only man, ordered to pay child support in our state, and not allowed any visitation, and that included inmates at the state prison, who had murdered their wives; their children were still required to have visitation with the FATHER WHO MURDERED THEIR MOTHER!

After getting on with my life, trying to be a good mother, marrying my second husband, and running my business, … My ex-husband continued to make connections with me, via the Court system, suing me a total of 8 times within 5 years. Finally, a judge, in the last lawsuit, bothered to read our huge court files generated by all his insane lawsuits. I might add that he lost every suit he filed against me (different Judges).  The last Judge announced to my ex- husband’s attorney …“MR. __________, I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO READ THIS ENTIRE CASE HISTORY … AND … I DO NOT LIKE YOUR CLIENT! I can see what he’s trying to do, and that he’s trying to find out the address of the Defendant.” I was living in CA, then.

The judge told my ex-husband that she was ordering him to leave me alone, and  if he ever brought another lawsuit against me … he would be held in contempt… something about coming to court… WITH UNCLEAN HANDS, can’t remember, but, whatever, I haven’t heard from him since.

The reason I divorced my husband, after 15 years of  marraige, I found out he was having an affair with our baby sitter starting when she was 14 years old, until  she was 19!  There’s a word that starts with “P” … that describes a 40 year old man who has an AFFAIR WITH A CHILD …  And it wasn’t just that 1 affair … he was…

A SECRET, SERIAL, SEX MACHINE_

GOLD – MEDAL WINNING …

OLYMPIC _CHEATER

After we moved to CA, my daughter told me things about her father that I cannot repeat, but I’ll just say that ,what she told me, I’ll never get over!

We’ve had to deal with lots of NASTY, CRAZY STUFF, because of this EVIL EX, but I’m still here,  and NOW, I’m telling this sordid story, as it’s time for the truth.

THANK YOU, MS. WITCH, I  know that my SOCIOPATHIC EX, will surely want to thank you for bringing all this up…

ROCKING HIS BOAT…

if he happens to know or find out about this blog. Maybe she should always be cautious, since he  could lapse into psychosis and blame her for stirring me up! And, if he knows how to find me … well she lives right across the street!

My ex was civic minded, a pillar of the business community … lots of money and usually, very effectively, hides his KOO KOO, from the public.

A VERY CRAZY, DEVIOUS, DANGEROUS MAN!

I was called in by a Youth Court Judge for a meeting, and was worried that I, or one of my children was in trouble, even though, none of us had ever been in trouble before, but when I got there… the Judge explained  that I needed to shut down my business,  pack-up my kids, leave my family and friends, and MOVE, because he had been following my case, and was convinced that I would be murdered, and he told me, my children were in danger. He strongly advised me to move far away, and not let our whereabouts be known, because he was concerned for our safety.

Seems my ex-husband had a teenage, criminal and mental health record … had tried to MURDER his girlfriend’s father when he was 16, and various other INSANE STUFF, spent some time in a YOUTH LOCK UP FACILITY, and his mental records showed…

REAL PROBLEMS!

That Judge took his valuable time to call me in and give me advice to try and save my family’s lives. He explained to me that my ex was a SOCIOPATHIC PERSONALITY, and made sure that I understood what he was capable of doing.

You might be thinking to yourself that this is some made-up drama, or a figment of my imagination, but it was…

A REAL NIGHTMARE!

I have HIS CRAZY LETTERS to prove my case. Those tales of CRAZY that were presented to the Family Courts concerning my family, got me thoroughly evaluated by a team of Psychiatrists (6 of them), and unanimously found me capable to have full custody of my children.  This team of doctors read CRAZY letters my ex-husband wrote, and they advised that he won’t stop until he…

FINALIZES THE LOSS OF HIS FAMILY… HIS WAY!

They, also told me, that he is a SOCIOPATH!

After those 6 psychiatrists convinced me that all of our lives were in danger, I had to move my family. First the Judge, now all these doctors, and they said that things had to change quickly, or…

PEOPLE WOULD DIE.

HEAVENS !!!!!

Sure hope I’m not scaring anyone, but it was a terror show!

The hardest decision in my life was to RUN AWAY from my family, friends and home. I left all that negative crap in the dust and relocated to southern CA, leaving no forwarding address. My children and I were never sorry that we made the decision to escape our tormentor.

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My dream was to have a home with an ocean view, and to be creative and happy.

I had accomplished all that, until my neighbor decided to hurt me, planting her trees to block my ocean view, then screaming at us, bringing my awful past, that I’d successfully left behind … into my present, here and now!

Both my daughter and I had told this neighbor woman why we moved to CA, and about my ex-husband and his desire to kill us, well, wasn’t that…

JUST TOO STUPID?  OH, YES … IT WAS!

Who would ever think that a nice neighbor would use something like that against us … but she sure did. I learned a valuable life lesson!

The torment and terror that my family endured for years, by A CRAZY MAN, and now my neighbor is using that to harm me all over again, to try and make me MOVE, again!

This woman is SSSOOOOOO EVIL … AN ABSOLUTE WITCH! The very worst lies she yelled at us were about my son, and what she said about my daughter and me was so disgusting.

This woman should think about this stuff she said, and ask herself … how she would like someone to tell that CRAP … ALL LIES… about her and her kids.  It almost sounded like this woman had been talking to my ex-husband!

If I find this to be true … this woman is in for some …

DOUBLE DOOM VOODOO

Yaki, Mystic Cat of Wonderland, my Voodoo Queen Cat, is very busy, sharpening her claws AND VOODOO SKILLS.

Before I left my home in the south, all sorts of untrue rumors had been spread around about me and my children by my ex-husband, their father. After my daughter told me her story, I realize that my EX was desperately spreading his rumors to counteract anything my daughter might have told.  That all makes sense to me now. I see clearly why he turned into such a nut job … he was scared his secret was out, and trying to shift his guilt by putting out rumors about us. Very clever guy!

My ex remarried and his new wife got involved with telling trash about us. One particular lie this neighbor yelled at me, was one of those INSANE lies, that new wife had spread … so … am I suspicious that MY EVIL NEIGHBOR has made a connection with MY EVIL EX AND COMPANY?  Yes I am!  Am I certain, NO… I’m not … but there are ways to find out that kind of truth … whether people have been talking  …

PHONE RECORDS.

I’ve had to reconcile with the fact that when someone wants to make up lies and spread them around, about the only thing you can do is … go as public as you can with the truth and hope that anyone who heard all the lies will get to hear your side of the story.

Just look how many are reading this and I have to wonder just how many people who know me and have heard these CRAZY RUMORS  … are going to rethink what they’ve heard, and if they think those lies are true… well guess what … THEY’RE NOT … and

I DON’T CARE … What anyone thinks  !

This blog is now serving a multifunctional purpose and the fact that this crazy story of “neighbors gone bad” is now connected to my “PSYCHO EX- HUSBAND” is really…

unbelievable!

You know … I’ve said it several times before,  about  the nature of people …

My ex-husband … is, who he is…

he’s done … what he’s done …

he’s very capable of doing … what he does …

IT’S ALL VERY PREDICTABLE!

Because of what my family and I’ve endured and survived … I have a very short fuse for CRAP … I put up with wwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much stuff in my life and decided that…

I’VE HAD IT WITH BULLYING … HAD IT, WITH CONTROL … and

NO ONE WOULD EVER THREATEN ME, AGAIN!

There are several possibilities here … either …

• the WITCH NEIGHBOR got in touch with my ex-husband
• my CRAZY, ex-husband contacted the WITCH
• the WITCH is lying, telling that made-up crap, to worry me

Just a glimpse into what kind of a busybody this neighbor woman is … when she and my son used to talk, filled him in on how much all the other neighbors owed on their mortgages, taking such pride in her investigative prowess. Seems she can just find out all sorts of stuff on the internet …

NICE, FRESH GOSSIP …

SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOO TASTY!

• It’s not too much of a … L E A P … to imagine this woman would have called my ex-husband, trying to stir up trouble for us, digging up dirt.
• Nor, is it out of the REALM OF POSSIBILITIES, that  my EX …  A BONA FIDE, CRAZY MAN … would, still, be insane enough to be trying to cause me harm.
• It is highly probable that this woman just thought she could give me a final, swift, blow by playing on what she thought were my greatest fears, causing me to pack up and run away, again, using what she knew, trying to frighten me, to accomplish making us move. I am hoping this is the case, and she’s made all of it up, but… what if?

Anyway … whichever one of the possibilites is true, I must admit, has caused me to THINK about what this woman has done and said, and to realize that she is so EVIL that she could threaten me like that, knowing about our serious problem. That certainly falls under the …

LABEL

The reason I have pitched the BIGGEST HISSY FIT of my life has been because of these special ingredients, whipped up by this WITCH with just that little smidgen of my ex-husband … added, like…

a cherry on top …

let’s see…

NO… MAKE THAT A CHERRY BOMB ON TOP…

but wait …

SUPERSIZE

that to…

A NUCLEAR BOMB!

HUGE EXPLOSION

My drastic reaction to what has taken place over here in Wonderland could be compared to a nuclear explosion … the mushroom cloud keeps on spreading and we’ll have to wait and see how far  the fallout will spread, and this …

WILL NOT DISSAPATE

for years to come.

This whole story is so complicated with all the many pieces, and I’ve wanted to write my story and publish it, because it’s time for the truth, as I’ve been pushed into opening my…

BIG YAPPING JAWS.

What was my severe anger, in the beginning, I’ve successfully  turned into my laugh therapy. How else would someone handle this situation? MOVE, just as my nice, thoughtful, neighbor ordered me to do?

Hey ! She didn’t know me very well, did she?

Why does she think she can give out orders for…

MY LIFE ?

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Oh,  forgot,  she has crowned herself the…

♕ QUEEN …  of the Cul-De-Sac ♕

And … I’m going to be chased from my home, for the second time in my life, by this WITCHY, THREATENING, LYING NEIGHBOR, perhaps with my ex-husband involved, again?

NOT A CHANCE!

This woman and her henchmen picked on the WRONG PERSON, and, said stuff they had no business saying to me … pushed me right over the edge … creating a ME , all these neighbors wished they had not invoked, because I am …

A FLOWING FOUNTAIN OF NASTY TRUTH,

spewing forth …

A RIVER OF CRAP;

these neighbors are all going to be …

VERY SOGGY and VERY SORRY

they ever awakened this sleeping…

SWAMP GATOR.

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Maybe I should pay the cost and get the courthouse to send me the $150 worth of copies of all the massive paperwork from my court cases, so I can take it to the Oceanside Police Department and show them the REAL PROBLEMS that I moved to Oceanside, CA to escape.

I’ve minded my own business for all these years … I’m now, because of my neighbor, in a dangerous situation, again, if my ex is involved. If he really called her and knows where I live, could be…

A BIG PROBLEM!

And she lied to the police and said she didn’t say that to me.

I really thought that I was done with all this mess, but here we are again, revisiting the past I thought I’d escaped!

Now, perhaps I’m just beginning to feel the pulse of what’s made my blood pressure go up, and why, this violent angry reaction, my need to DRAW RIDICULOUS CARTOONS, and write this blog, has taken a hold of me !

At the least, I’ve had to reopen THAT VERY NASTY FILE, deep from within the recesses of my brain, bringing back some mighty awful memories, and this DUMB WITCH wanted to STEP HER BIG FOOT INTO…

MY BIG PILE OF CRAP …

WELCOME … YOU STUPID WITCH … GIT ON IN HERE … BRING AS MANY AS YOU’D LIKE INTO MY PERSONAL BUSINESS …

LET‘S P A R T E E !

YA’LL … COME ON …  LET’S GIT ON IN THERE … INTO HER PERSONAL PRIVATE LIFE…

LET‘S P A R T E E !

Surely the Oceanside Police Dept. won’t be able to say that my situation is so ridiculous, if they read and understand that what seems so ridiculous could result in very bad things in OCEANSIDE!

Wonder if something drastic were to happen, what would Oceanside Police Department say about all this? Wonder if they’d follow up with the charming, chatty, neighbor who’s possibly aiding my INSANE EX, and putting me in a very dangerous place.

I know all this sounds really insane … it is INSANE… but, IT IS ALL TRUE!

I have NOTHING to be ashamed of, except that I chose to marry a CRAZY PERSON … a very big mistake in life. (I was 17 when I fell in love and 19 when we married … was a very mature lady… back then… RIGHT!)

Keeping my mouth shut is no longer an option, thanks to my neighbor, so just let me KEEP ON CHIRPING about all this crap. I can just tell all kinds of truthful tidbits, and the research into the psychology of my situation will keep my flame lit for a very long time.

RIDICULOUS … CONNIVING …

EVIL  PEOPLE.

This tacky woman, screaming out at me about my ex-husband has caused angst, and… I DON’T DO ANGST, VERY WELL, as it stirs up …

MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT  RESPONSE.

MY FLIGHT part is no longer in working order …

I’m staying right over here in Wonderland,

and, nature has compensated me with…

Quadruple FIGHT!

And, I don’t do MURDER THREATS very well … I’ve had enough of those pesky, MURDER THREATS, from my EX, to last me a lifetime.

My neighbor, BIG JACK ASS, sure thought he was sly, leaning in close, saying his informative warning to me, then lying when the police asked him about it. Thanks to my ability to capture the moment with this cartoon, everyone can relive my feelings. Oh, I did add the gun for effect, but those were his exact words, and the image is accurate, showing exactly how he made me feel.

Think again, Big Jack Ass, you didn’t get away with your threat, did you?

I do believe YOUR THREAT is flying all over the UNIVERSE … RIGHT NOW, as I’m typing, and will still be zooming around… as you’re reading … and will remain in perpetual motion …

GRAVEN IN THE GALAXY !

Perhaps all who have read this ranting, raving blog will begin to understand what’s up with all this ridiculous crap, and why I’m airing all this dirty laundry? It does appear that I’m just a …

LADY

And, would anyone out there be interested in what would make someone act so CRAZY?

Some people will only stand for so much CRAP before they take action!

Yes, at first glance, it looks like I am the LONE CRAZY PERSON, on my street, taking on these seven nice neighbors here in WONDERLAND, some of them, I’ve never even met. Just started up all this crap to create some much needed DRAMA in my life. Okay , so that would be their story … but, let’s get real … after reading all the DRAMA I’ve been involved in, NOT A CHANCE, did I want any more DRAMA in my life, but in the neighborly words of BIG JACK ASS …

“BRING IT ON”!

There could just be another side of the story that has been overlooked, and that is why this MASSIVE BLAB is in process …

BLA… BLA … BLA … BLA … BLA!

I’m an analytical nut, guilty of over-analyzing, beyond the normal range, but gosh… can’t change who I am, that’s what us artist’s do …

WE LIKE DETAILS!

My TRUTH WILL BE TOLD, I am going to make sure that this CRAZY, CRAPPY STORY will reach as many as possible.

I have so many options with FACE BOOK …TWITTER … RANTS AND RAVES … CRAIG’S LIST … MY SPACE …etc. that I’ve ,not yet, posted on. A friend told me if I want REAL EXPOSURE, I should get it out there.

WordPress is the only place this is seen, so far, and I have quite an audience … but will be very interesting to add other places, one at a time, and see what gets the most views. I do need the web traffic since I’m selling t-shirts and giclee paintings, now.

If the stuff that TREE LADY threatened me with, has come from whence I came, via her trying to dig up garbage, and she has found INSANE CRAP about me …well, she dug up that crap from the loony bin… and can be traced back to my CRAZY EX … I guarantee that! If she’s made all that up … well, THAT was about the DUMBEST thing she could’ve done.

Well, well …

• speaking of … FINDING … ALL SORTS OF STUFF ON THE INTERNET…
• and speaking of … DIRTY LAUNDRY …
• and speaking of … A BLAST FROM THE PAST …

Wonder if anyone over here in WONDERLAND recognizes the mystery photo, below?

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE MY NEXT POST …

I AM STILL IN … SEVERE SHOCK …  AND AWE

over what has been … MAGICALLY … handed to me.  This will be … the …

COUP DE GRAS …

And, OH, YES, I do have …

THE WHOLE ENCHILADA

MORE TO COME

HOT CHIPS are falling!

STAY TUNED FOLKS …. VERY GRAPHIC , INFORMATIVE and SHOCKING STUFF… COMING UP VERY SOON.

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IT’S GETTING VERY HAIRY

on this Cul-de-sac!

Just… U d d e r l y … Ridiculous

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If you’ve ever been in a barnyard and seen chickens in action… there will be a lone, rumpled  chicken that other chickens will pass by and give it a peck. That would NOT be like a kiss , but  AN ATTACK with a sharp object.

That chicken gets tormented … pecked …  for no reason, didn’t do a thing wrong, except that the other chickens think it is weak and those other chickens think they are stronger, and  have an instinct to show dominance so that they can control.

THE PECKING ORDER, is basic ANIMAL INSTINCT.

Pecking Order

The self-appointed, ‘TOP CHICKEN’, ♕Queen♕ of our cul-de-sac, ‘THAT PECKER’, neighbor next door, Big Jack Ass, and the ex-husband of the Queen, ‘DUFUS’ and the rest of their

FOUL, FOWL DNA…

have made a big mistake pecking on us, thinking somehow we are beneath them in their PECK ORDER, and they’d just peck until we moved.  Well, that was just a..

VERY BIG MISTAKE!

note:

you might need to watch who you go pecking on … be very, very careful … since chickens are not known to be the smartest birds around … well, you’re going to be making a … GRAVE ERROR if you happen to…

PECK AN ALLIGATOR

A CHICKEN pecking on an ALLIGATOR could be  …

A LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE …

Years of SCIENTIFIC STUDIES have proven, chickens that peck ALLIGATORS …

99.999%  of the time …

WILL BE …

L U N C H!

A very sobering thought for all CHICKENS!

This Pecking Order is our basic nature, however, we humans, usually control our need to peck on others, and that’s called…

USING YOUR BRAIN.

For whatever reason one decides to peck on another … to hurt them … to chase them away …

TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE …

To make sure you get to have your…

RESERVED PUBLIC PARKING SPOT…

well, they are BEING SELFISH, believing they have superior qualities and rights, and should be …

HAVING THINGS THEIR SPECIAL WAY !

THESE PECKERS ARE …

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I decided that I’d get together some facts about our RIDICULOUS SITUATION, because I’d like to understand exactly what has gone on here with this group of nuts who live on my street, here in Wonderland, now that I’m over the initial shock of what they’ve tried to do.

Realizing that my therapy sessions have been just that, releasing the severe anger my neighbors created. Now it’s time to move on to research and analyze, as I will be using this information to benefit myself and all who are interested.

Happy to come across this research, and I’m interested to know that what has been happening to us, has a name, is being studied by mental health professionals…and is called, MOBBING.

I’ve been researching on the internet about bullying, and this is a growing phenomenon, and getting really big, thanks to the internet. It happens in the workplace, within families, at school, and right here on my cul-de-sac, at my own…

Home, Sweet Home!

♕ The Queen♕ across the street doesn’t like us, wanted us to move, gossiped and stirred up the neighbor men.

This woman used to hang out on the cul-de-sac chatting with the 3 men neighbors.

She keeps her stinky, ex-husband in the dungeon of her castle, letting him out, making a GRAND TOTAL of  SEVEN, including her 2 daughters,who’ve attacked us in various, disgusting ways, and you’ve officially got a MOBBING.

She’s managed to enlist their help in harrassing us, and it’s my personal belief that she has used her ASS in the procurement of the MORON, MELON-HEAD MEN neighbors, stirring them up with her lies about us, and using that ASS MANEUVER, advocating her cause, to rid the neighborhood of us.

I know this all sounds… RIDICULOUS

… however …

IT IS THE TRUTH!

She would hang out with these guys, on the street, and I could tell by the way they were acting, their chit-chat had to do with us, as various ridiculous, harassing stuff started happening.

We were always  friendly and neighborly, until our visitors, and we, were told where to park on the city street, by neighbors, then verbally abused and threatened by the MOB , when we declined their suggestion to remove our UGLY TRUCK …

THE HARASSMENT BEGAN!

If you’d like to learn about the stupid crap these ninny neighbors did to show their  disapproval of us, please read … Those BAD, BAD TITS…Yin/ Yang, Life is Good , in that post I’ve listed the major events of their stupid behavior … the so-called, TIT for TAT squabble that’s going on, here on my cul-de-sac, just happens to be much uglier than that.

Seven against two IS a MOB… harassing, threatening, lying and screaming out disrespect, telling us to MOVE, calling me a PSYCHO!

We do have civil rights, I do still live in America and I don’t think neighbors are allowed to make us live by their rules, or we get punishment … threats, harassment and slander.

Has not been a nice scene for us, but wait… I’ve managed to turn it all around and now …

JUST LOOK AT THIS SILLY, RIDICULOUS BLOG … AND I GET TO PLAY … AND CREATE

… FROM ALL THEIR TRASH!

They say…

ONE MAN’S TRASH IS ANOTHER MAN’S TREASURE?

I LIKE TO RECYCLE …

this blog is a good example of taking that crap the neighbors dished out …

serving that same truth up… over and over again, spicing it up with SILLY!

My neighbor’s daughter PEEP-SHOW PRINCESS, thought she’d mind my business by telling me to …

“GET A JOB …GET A LIFE”,

and, so…  I did …   and … MY NEW JOB … is … telling the universe about how TRASHY THEY’VE ACTED!

Thanks for that good suggestion …PEEP SHOW, MY JOB is working out, GREAT!

I’ve noticed that little Princess is showing me more respect since I took her good advice, and started working on this blog. She hasn’t even yelled at me lately, or flipped me off, or shown me her hiny. All those cute little things she used to do, showing just how much she hates me.

I wonder who taught that little princess how to act like that, being disrespectful to a grandmother? Oh, I forgot, she was part of that MOBBING plan to chase us from our home, so I’m sure it was her talented mother, who taught her everything. She’s getting into practice with her HINY, which will come in very handy for future use with the guys.

Many suffer from this CRIME of MOBBING, being perpetrated on people by EVIL, CONTROLLING FREAKS, but OCPD has not quite arrived at that conclusion, and are deeming my problem …  RIDICULOUS … IT IS … RIDICULOUS, but everyone is taking notice, now, because … IT IS …  RIDICULOUS, and I just happen to enjoy … RIDICULOUS, it makes me, and many others, laugh, and if my neighbors had their way, I would be…

VERY UNHAPPY …

BUT THEY WERE NOT SUCCESSFUL!

I’d say that it was pretty … RIDICULOUS … that these neighbors have mobbed us, slandered, threatened, harassed, lied to the police, and thought they could make us MOVE.

At least … MY RIDICULOUS … is THE TRUTH … WITH SILLY ON TOP … THEIR RIDICULOUS … is EVIL LIES … USED TO DESTROY US.

I WILL CONTINUE to tell the whole truth to the universe about their RIDICULOUS EVIL … all the while having fun with MY RIDICULOUS BLOG and MY RIDICULOUS CARTOONS to make myself VERY AMUSED, instead of…

F U R I O U S!

What these neighbors have done and said is reprehensible. I recognized what my neighbors were trying to accomplish, early on, with all their shenanigans.

Here is some interesting research on this subject… MOBBING.  A lot of this is from “bullying in the workplace” to get rid of an employee, but it falls right into line with what my neighbors are attempting with my son and me … to make us MOVE !

Mobbing also referred to by some as Bullying, psychological terrorism, and organizational violence is described as a collective form of psychological violence in which many individuals unite to persecute an individual by making constant negative remarks, repeated criticism or sarcasm, intimidation, threats, insinuations, try to humiliate, circulate false information concerning the individual, and to socially isolate the individual. Mobbing is a way of destroying a person without using any physical means, a psychological war of nerves with wear the individual out tactics. A group attacks an individual’s dignity, integrity, self-image, self-confidence, self-esteem, place in doubt of competence, threaten their careers, and means of subsistence.

Psychological Harassment is viewed as direct or indirect tactics used to get rid of someone or to break them down psychologically.

In some cases, the difficulty is that the attacks are subtle and leave few traces so when the person is targeted they are destabilized and do not know how to defend themselves…

Radio Canada

From Publishers Weekly

“Often, emotional abuse builds over a long period of time until it becomes so unbearable that victims lash out in frustration and anger, only to appear unstable and aggressive themselves. This, according to Hirigoyen, is the intent of many abusers: to systematically “destabilize” and confuse their victims (with irrational, threatening behavior that preys on the victim’s fears and self-doubts), to isolate and control them and ultimately to destroy their identity.”

amazon.com

Very glad I didn’t  let anyone “systematically destabilize and confuse” or “to isolate and control” me.

It’s not that … I KNEW WHAT TO DO … to defend myself … against this mobbing phenomenon … it’s that …

I DO … WHAT I DO …

MY ART!

PLUS … I’m SILLY…

WORKS FOR ME!

These idiots placed themselves squarely into my CREATIVE MIND. And if anyone thinks I … “appear unstable and aggressive “… with my ridiculous rant and art … well, it says (above) in a Scientific Study, that when mobbing becomes “so  unbearable that victims lash out in frustration and anger only to appear unstable and aggressive themselves”.

That is EXACTLY what has happened, in this case.

I have a short fuse for CRAP… the neighbors lit it …

B O O M

Terrible Temper

My neighbor lady called the police when we parked that ugly truck in front of her house, and when my son and I went into the station to talk, two women, neighborhood, police officers had already had their meeting with the chatty, charming neighbor who lodged her complaint against us.

As soon as I started speaking, one of the officers rolled her eyes, like she’d already … PRE-formed her opinion …

DULY NOTED!

WE WERE REPORTED TO THE OCEANSIDE POLICE DEPT. BECAUSE …

WE PARKED ON THE CITY STREET …

that was our terrible crime.

Wouldn’t it be DELUSIONAL to call the police because someone parked a truck on the city street in a legal parking spot?

Someone was thinking she was special!

I DO BELIEVE … THAT IS CRAZY!

I’ve called the police when harassed and threatened, on several occassions, but was treated like something was wrong with me.  I’m not about to have all this CRAP happen, and a MAN threaten my life and not do anything about it. My neighbor told me that …

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

“PEOPLE GET SHOT OVER STUFF LIKE THIS”, his exact words to me about us parking our truck in front of her house on the city street. I called the police, and was told, “he said you took it the wrong way!”

He had just finished trying to pick a fight with my son, by the way.

I guess the officer didn’t think what these neighbors have done to us was very serious, oh, well. That’s just one reason to publicize all this crap. And I can’t really fault the police because … “attacks are subtle and leave few traces” … and these neighbors have lied, and tainted me with the CRAZY LABEL, and Oceanside Police Dept. hasn’t been able to get to the truth, and it’s much easier for the police to just believe the MOB, I understand that.

If OCPD will read up on some of this research that I’ve found, maybe, when someone comes in with a similar problem, they’ll know how to handle it, instead of  calling the problem …

R I D I C U L O U S.

Whereas, that is an accurate description, people are harmed and even MURDERED over stuff that is …

R I D I C U L O U S.

You know, maybe I did take it the WRONG WAY, could’ve been my imagination that he was hostile and trying to control me, and my neighbor was really, just…

being a nice, informative neighbor… when he told me…

“PEOPLE GET SHOT OVER STUFF LIKE THIS”

Is it any wonder I’ve had to be creative with my response to this EVIL? Is my plan of action so bizarre? No, I’m an artist and I’m creating… that’s what I do … EVERYDAY … CREATE … yep … that’s me!

I KNOW EXACTLY…

WHO I AM …

NO IDENTITY CRISIS OVER HERE!

Not only, is it out of a necessity to set the record straight, that I’ve created this

… E N T I T Y …

but, also, for my own sanity and happiness.

The last conversation I had with the neighborhood officer, she suggested…

I take down my blog and snoopy cam …

that we put in for our protection, and never mind, we’ve been threatened, and that we got the camera because another police officer suggested it, after a threat. And isn’t it my right to protect myself? Surveillance cameras… ARE LEGAL … aren’t they? Still can’t figure how it was suggested that I give up MY LEGAL RIGHTS … oh, must be because my neighbors told the officer that I’m CRAZY, and they must frown on CRAZY FOLKS, owning a camera and having free speech.

Oops! … Sorry for that little outburst, but this whole experience has been on the WEIRD SIDE … WRONG is RIGHT and RIGHT is WRONG over here in WONDERLAND.

This neighborhood officer suggested that I want to hurt my neighbors, “Isn’t that why you’re doing this”, she said, and, I told her … “NO, I’m doing this for ME … because it’s my therapy”.

I don’t believe that what they’ve done to hurt us has registered with the officer, as none of the threats and harassment from our neighbors have been taken seriously, because it appears so RIDICULOUS.

If the truth of their TRASH hurts these neighbors … they shouldn’t have done the TRASHY EVIL DEEDS for me to write about and draw cartoons of… that’s all. If they hadn’t ganged up on us, and made me really

… F U R I O U S …

none of this would exist.

Whatever they hurt me with … gets…

RECYCLED INTO SILLY

When they got PERSONAL with my son and me … and screamed out lies … and threatened us…

WHILE THROWING THEIR CRAP AT US, IT’S LANDED ALL OVER THEM …

STINKY…STINKY…STINKY…

SILLY STUFF!

I’ve had to make VERY PUBLIC something that was best dealt with privately, that could have been handled in a dignified, neighborly way, but because these  NEIGHBORS decided to get together a MOB OF MORONS and act disgusting and show us they don’t like us, well, that knife cuts both ways! I don’t like them either, and they started something … my fun art project, that I will finish!

My dislike is expressed with tangible art, it’s all going to reside here in cyberspace, long after we’re all gone … my ridiculous

… FREE SILLY ART…

I guarantee … will be fluttering about the UNIVERSE, and people will be laughing and saying, this is …

JUST… R I D I C U L O U S,

and will be a reminder to others …  not to act like …

EVIL TRASH.

In case any of you think I’m guilty of bullying my neighbors with my blog and cartoons, well let’s explore that…

• If someone came and took something from you … and you took it back … are you the thief?
• If someone pulls a gun on you, and you pull out a BIGGER GUN … should you be faulted for protecting yourself?
• If a bully, bullies you, and you are capable of getting in their face, with your talent, the truth, and modern technology, and they didn’t realize that bullying you, might just have some consequences … are YOU … the BULLY?
• If your neighbors spread lies about your family, harass and threaten you, and you’re capable of crafting art and fun from their lies, harassment and threats, are you guilty for sharing your expressive art?

And I still have to wonder, did they spread their lies around? They said they would, and I believed them, because they are VERY CAPABLE OF EVIL … I heard it with my own ears, come right out of their lying, threatening, slandering mouths!

Maybe, my silliness will squash ALL THOSE LIES!

Now, perhaps THEY’ll  be worried who will read about … THEIR EVIL, and how big this drama will get!

The only thing I ever wanted from my neighbors was to be given respect, just as I gave them, but they wanted us to move, and they wanted to destroy us … all for the purpose of …

CONTROLLING THE CUL-DE-SAC

NO WAY TO PROVE IT

Since our neighbors started to attack us, the police have never been able to prove anything, because when they ask anyone in THE MOB about an incident … THEY LIE … INCIDENT OVER … and no reports were ever filed, although, I would always ask for a report, but they would give me a business card, instead! I do understand that filing reports are a waste of time over something that is…

SOOOOO … R I D I C U L O U S.

The first neighborhood officer, who is no longer at Oceanside Police Department, she was very nice … suggested we get together and get a mediator involved in our problem. That was an excellent idea … everything could have been talked about and perhaps resolved.  My son and I agreed, because we wanted to solve the problem, and he even offered to pay for mediation, but our neighbor lady refused, saying… just let the chips fall where they may … that was brilliant … because just look at all these UNRULY chips falling on her head!

They surely wouldn’t want to have anyone really understand how they’ve acted to us, therefore, NO MEDIATION.  No resolution for my problem, and these neighbors saw that they could taint me with CRAZY, keep up the harassment, and we’d move. They wanted CRAZY … and just look what I’ve given them!

There is really nothing to mediate anyway … they’ve lied, and will never admit the stuff they’ve done and said to us. I will not be mistreated by my neighbors! I will not be slandered. AND THEY WILL NOT LIE ABOUT MY SON AND RUIN HIS BUSINESS, AS THEY THREATENED!  I will not be made to feel anything by these idiots because they don’t have the power … I have reversed it.

Since these neighbors hurt me with all they’ve done, I had to MAKE MYSELF HAPPY, express my creative self, make tangible art… happy or sad … mad or glad … that’s who I am … what I do.     I’ve managed to MAKE MERRY … everyday!

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…HO …HO… HO…

Wonder why my neighbor, who is looking just like a PSYCHO SANTA, these days, tried his…

SCARY, BOOGIE MAN...

BULLY ROUTINE …

running at me… with …

DISAPPROVAL

… on his pouty mouth?

I knew exactly what he was thinking …  his silent message to me was VERY UGLY, THREATENING … MEANT TO DO ME HARM…

LOUD AND CLEAR!

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note:

No, I’m not delusional with the Christmas thing going on, over here in…

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I’m just inspired because Santa is living next door.

Wonder if he would’ve run into my yard if my friend, Snoopy Cam, hadn’t been on duty? That camera the police officer suggested I take down, because it disturbs my nice neighbors.

I’m retired now and have plenty of time to do what I want!  My neighbors didn’t realize my fortitude or how much I’m enjoying creating my silly art, and they are all truly inspirational.

Any artist will tell you, that we will stick to a project like …CRAZY GLUE … until we are finished creating.

Artists are compulsive people, by nature, because when they are in a creative mood, they’ll take it beyond the limit , push themselves to create, everyday … and I’m going as far as this silly, creative urge will carry me. And…

I WILL GET THE JOB DONE!

I AM CRAZY GLUE… ALL OVER THEM … RIGHT NEXT DOOR! That’s what they’ve asked for. They spread their gossip all around … that I’m crazy, and I’m so happy that I can fulfill their expectations.

They can

… ALL …

THINK I’M CRAZY…

SO WHAT …

I DON’T CARE … NOT ONE BIT!

I’m going to be right over here at my house …

F R E E T O B E ...

C R A Z Y M E !

Taking full advantage and glad to oblige my neighbors.

My EVIL neighbor lady has tried to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURE ME …  and I’ve decided to tell some more of the VICIOUS EVIL she’s done. It has to do with my…

EX-HUSBAND!

and I will explain just how evil this neighbor woman is. I still cannot believe what this woman is trying to do. I will be telling some details soon.

I did forgive them for all their doings, because we are supposed to forgive EVIL, as we’ve been taught, but we do have a duty to combat EVIL. So, I will keep telling …

THE REST OF THE STORY

..because … THE CRAZY GLUE FACTOR … gives us artists…

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…to finish our projects, and best believe, they’ve given me all the wind I need to go sailing throughout the MULTIVERSE with all their CRAP!

This neighbor woman might have stepped into a huge pile of…

STEAMING, FRESH … MESS…

and bet she hasn’t even realized it yet, but she’s up to her ASS in QUICKSAND, soon to be…

COVERED OVER … LIKE CACA …

in a CAT BOX

THIS ALL … sounds really nasty!

Her desire to destroy me has backfired …

HA … HA … HA … HA … HA … HA … HA …

Check out these links below:

Laughter is Great Medicine

Laughter releases chemicals, endorphins, in your brain that can help with stress, depression, and also strengthens your immune system. (laughter therapy)

My daddy was right …  gee, hope I don’t overdose!

AT THE MERCY OF THE MOB- This is a link… research about work place MOBBING ohs-canada

Mobbing – its Course Over Time -  Heinz Leymann Swedish psychologist did research concerning this subject and has documented the repercussions and mental instability that can be caused by MOBBING.

Workplace Mobbing in Academe

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Oooooouuuuuuweeeeeeiiiiiiiiii …  a fit of pique on the city street!

Was out in my yard, with my dogs, doing the voodoo vibe, hambone…(“Hambone,Hambone where you been?”) watching Big Jack Ass load his van and he lowered his head staring at me, then menacingly, ran at me, like a wild animal, threatening. Stopping quickly, because he would have been on my property, and in view of Snoppy Cam, then, he started violently, ripping out the new crop of weeds in his planter , placing each clump of weeds on our wall.

Guess he thought he would scare me. I laughed and told him …

“Oh, thanks for being a good neighbor, keeping that planter neat; could you please clean-up the drips your van is making on the street because EPA says you’re violating the law, I called them.”

He was stone silent, cat had his tongue, so I took my dogs into the house.

Saw him wandering over to Mr. Crystal’s yard, obviously needing to vent, but didn’t find him at home.

He left the pile of weeds on our wall, and I finally went out and picked up his weeds and put them neatly on his driveway.

A couple of months ago, he had to redo his unkempt planter because I complained to code enforcement about it being a mess.  It took a long time of neglect to have it get that bad with the cascading weeds. Gave him ample time to clean it up before my complaint.

Cascading Weeds

Ugly Queen Palms Blocking My Ocean View

He built his planter on city property without a permit and turned it into an ugly entrance to my home as a passive-aggressive punishment for me, the same smart tactic tree Lady did with her palms she planted to block my ocean view, using city property.

Got some great neighbors over here … Big, old, scary, threatening, BOOGIE MAN next door, running at me;  TACKY WITCH, and her foul coven, across the street, screamed out lying trash to my son and me; her GARBAGE – GANDERING, TRASH SNIFFER, living next door, has been gossiped to be a murderer, by the Boogie Man AND the Witch.

WHAT A FANTASTIC TALE!

It is a true tale of ridiculous crap conjured up by an idiotic group of people, all doing their lying, threatening, and VERY STUPID STUFF …  just trying to stir up trouble for us, wanting to drive us from our home. ALL SUPER RIDICULOUS CRAP THAT HAS BACKFIRED, THANKS TO MY CARTOONS AND BLOG.

And here we all are, still here! And now I’ve added in the TRUTH of THEIR TRASH … Bet they wished they didn’t start this crap with me!  But the facts are … they did. Now, I’m just doing my thing, creating my art, and writing away my anger!

A bully tends to act like a bully every chance he gets, so guess Big Jack Ass couldn’t help his compulsion to be a BAD BOY BULLY to a grandmother, once again, sneering and running at me. Bet his mom and dad would be REAL PROUD of how he’s been acting.

U  G  L  Y  !

Just take a good look at what this MAN did to the front of my house, using city property to punish me with

THE GREASY, GRIMY STREET AND THE DYING WEEDS …

U  G  L  Y  !

Oceanside Code Enforcement finally made him clean up his mess, spending valuable city resources to force a childish person to act like a responsible adult.

My Newly Resurfaced Cul-de-sac

The city resurfaced our cul-de-sac… Thank you so VERY, VERY MUCH … and thought I’d enjoy a long vacation from complaining, but his LEAKY VAN  is not taking a vacation from dripping biohazards on the freshly redone street, so, of course, it’s complaint time, again!

1 of several new biohazard "BABY DRIPS"

“Hello”… David Manley, Head of Code Enforcement, Oceanside, CA; I know he’ll be so happy to hear from me! Or,”Hello”…Evironmental Protection Agency… Toxic Substance Control, if I don’t get a call back from Mr. Manley.

Things have really changed, must be the Voodoo, because this street has a whole, different vibe , since my Voodoo Queen Cat , Yaki,  focused all the negative energy to shine onto anyone with evil in their hearts.

Yaki told me that between 3 houses there lurks several evil hearts and the devil wind is swirling in the cul-de-sac, taking care of business, fueled by their EVIL ENERGY, and zooming in on them.

The ritual beats that I do call in the spirits who DO NOT LIKE EVIL, and they will cleanse this nasty, little niche of all the evil hearts.

I actually saw the little devil wind that kicked up on the cul-de-sac ; it was a quirky little whirl, blowing the Witch’s garbage all around…

… PRESTO … CHANGE-O…

turning her into the Mad Wet Hen.

(SEE…Madder Than A Wet Hen)

The different feeling to my cul-de-sac, is now, I’m all happy , but these neighbors are not.

Yaki tells me lots of powerful forces are at work because of their evil and there will always be balance … Yin/Yang. I’m so happy, and they’re so mad, but it used to be the other way around.

For me … it’s all good … for them … all bad.

I can see it written on their faces, looks like they’re all having a very GRIM time.

BJA looks likes he’s undergoing some radical changes, looks like a PSYCHO SANTA… like he’s under a lot of pressure, very grumpy, old…

MAD … MAD … MAN!

Almost makes me feel sorry for them all, but then remember, if they had their way, my son and I would be living somewhere else after being chased from our home by a Witch, a Boogie Man, a possible MURDERER, and various other assorted NUTS.

And of course, those hideous lies that they’ve spread around about us.  Remembering those lies … NEVER MIND … don’t believe I’ll feel sorry for them!

I prefer  they’re all unhappy, and that we are VERY HAPPY!

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That’s the way the …

COOKIE CRUMBLES

… YIN/YANG !

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They can just MOVE if they don’t like it! That was the same advice tree lady gave me about her trees blocking my ocean view. Neighborly, wasn’t she?

Two neighbors now have pitched a snit on the street, Big Jack Ass and the Wet Hen Witch …

no, make that three, as I forgot about Mr. Crystal , Poo Patrolman, The Secret Crapinator, pitched a fit, tossed the poo present at snoopy cam and it landed on my roof. (see…POO on the Pavement…Sunday Morning Surprise) ,must not have appreciated me writing about his Amazing POO Encounter!

If Big Jack Ass keeps up the hostility, I will ask a judge for a restraining order because as childish as he acted, it was still an aggressive act, running at me, meant to menace.

If he’s reading my blog and he’s mad about , His Biohazard Babies  (see … DRIP…DRIP…DRIP), or any of my other posts, he should be mad at himself. I have written the truth! I’ve shown him, just as he’s shown himself to me, as well as the rest of the bunch. He should be proud that I’ve thought enough about what they’ve all said and done to immortalize ALL THEIR DOINGS!

Surely, they’re all very proud of  those brilliant ideas used to aggravate me, because look what’s happened, they  got a reaction, all right, maybe not the one they wanted, but it is, what it is.  Heaps of CRAP AND DRAMA, they can chit-chat, till the end of time, and enjoy their part in my creation, here in Wonderland.

If she reads my blog, Tree Lady might be MAD with Big Jack Ass before too long, when she realizes his crummy behavior causes me to write my silliness every time he acts bad. This post wouldn’t exist if he hadn’t threatened me, again. His acting bad is directly BECAUSE OF HER ASS, so I’ll always…

GIVE HER DUE CREDIT…

every time he acts like an ape.Putting …

SILLY ON THE STORY …

has me lots of readers, I’m glad to say; a creative person is always very happy when they are noticed for their creations.

I don’t have one smidgen of hate or ill will for any of them, I’m only sorry they ever thought, for a second, they’d have any control over me.

… … … … … … … … …

I‘m pretty much

… OUT OF CONTROL …

??? RIGHT  ???

We can all see  …

THE SILLY IS OUT OF SIGHT !

Bet they wished they hadn’t pushed my …

PLAY BUTTON …

SINCE IT’S STUCK ON…

SERIOUSLY SILLY !

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I’m also sorry they chose to spread those lies about us, and act so absolutely trashy, and now …

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE KNOWS.

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A CREATIVE PERSON  will create …

a SILLY PERSON  will be silly.

A BULLY will bully …

someone who’s

TRASHY will act trashy …

and, LIARS will lie ,

AND …  SO IT GOES.

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The moral to this story is …

people are … who they are … they do… what they do…

It’s all very predictable.

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It’s really funny watching this woman in action with…

a bunch of ogling moron men, who would be …

believing her lying lips,  and …

watching her shine those hips.

Wouldn’t make a hill of beans , if

… SHE SHINES HER BEHIND…

at every guy around …

just don’t use that hiny against me.

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She’s manipulating men neighbors we don’t even know, but they THINK they know us enough that they should act ugly. How would that happen? Let’s see, hhhmmmmmmmm, could be

… SHE’S OVERLAPPIN HER FLAPPIN LIPS…

gossiping about us.That’s what’s she’s really good at …flappin those lips, and, in addition, she puts in that little extra…

OLD GRANNY FANNY … SHINING HER HINY !

MZ. ANTIQUE SEXYPOT gathers those guys

who like to … HANG … with  her

HISTORICAL HOOTIES !

Could be these GUYS feel… INTIMATE ENTITLEMENT… and that would be the reason her good neighbor, Mr. Crystal, felt he’s entitled to be sorting through her  …

❤ PRIVATE TRASH ❤.

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She shouldn’t  be mad at any of the guys when they get … ALL UP … in her private business … she should take a GOOD LOOK at what she’s… PUTTING OUT…

because they all seem to be …

• TUNED INTO HER TUSH!
• ATTACHED TO HER ASS!
• DESIRING HER DERRIЀRE
  
• RESEARCHING HER REAR
• GAWKING AT HER G-STRING
• THINKING OF HER THONG
• CONTEMPLATING HER CRACK
• BEWITCHED BY HER BOTTOM
  
• FAMILIAR WITH HER FANNY
• HANKERING AFTER HER HINY (thanks, Leon)
• A TWIT FOR HER TWAT

Think of any good ones … write me!

Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine !

Since they’ve acted so awful, I’ve forgiven them. They’ll have to answer for ALL THEIR EVIL … eventually.

Isn’t it great that I’ve learned to “JUST DEAL WITH IT”. Don’t usually follow orders my neighbor dishes out, but that was such… GREAT ADVICE … TREE LADY GAVE ME …

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I think all their CRAP is hilarious, makes me laugh, now. I have visions of cartoons running through my head, and blah … blah … blah, flying from my fingers, That’s how I’ve chosen to “DEAL WITH” their DEAL …works just great, makes me happy. Perfect therapy! And others, all over this UNIVERSE , are enjoying this DRAMA!

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This is REAL DRAMA …

don’t you think?

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SCARY BOOGIE MAN…

TRASHY, FLAPPIN WITCH …CONJURING CRAP…

AND … THE CRYSTAL COCKROACH!

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The Crystal Cockroach … crawling off with the Witch’s …

❤ INTIMATE TRASH ❤

(SEE … GOODIES IN HER GARBAGE … Trashy Trifling Tale)

HER CAULDRON OF CRAP IS ALL STIRRED UP!

Let’s see… they wanted …

• DRAMA ✔
• CRAZY ✔
• “LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT” ✔
• MOVE won’t be happening over here  … SORRY!

Check ✔…check ✔…check ✔ … Yep … looks like I’ve succeeded!  

I’m  giving these neighbors most everything they’ve wanted …

well, all except for moving … 3 out of 4  isn’t bad!

It’s their turn …

“LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT” !

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NEWS FLASH!

Oceanside, CA

BIG BIOHAZARD DRIPS ON

FRESHLY RESURFACED ROAD!

Paid for with … YOUR TAX MONEY … City of Oceanside, CA!

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I’m happy to say, City of Oceanside resurfaced our street a couple of weeks ago, and I was delighted as my street had oil,transmission fluid, and grease from my leaking neighbor’s, “Big Jack Ass Collection” of rusting rides.

He made his own, personal, HOG WALLOW at the entrance to my home. I’ve lived here, 13 years and no one else ever parks there because he hogs the road, so he is solely responsible for this  …

Street Rot

Pool of Transmission Fluid

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BIG BIOHAZARD MESS!

You’d think he would take a little pride in our neat, newly, resurfaced street, but…

NOPE …

HE’S DRIPPING, AGAIN!  

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Using the city street to work on his crappy cars that never seem to get fixed … also uses this relic van, along with his other truck to store his commercial wood supply on the Oceanside City Street, where neighbor parking is scarce.

"Little Baby Drips" First Photo_ looks like a baby whale! Hhhmm, that's interesting! "Moby Baby", maybe?

Here’s his new “Little Baby Drips” first photos. Big Daddy Jack Ass is  now, creating his signature, biohazard mess on our newly, resurfaced cul-de-sac.

Those little babies will grow into …

BIG OLD GREASY

BIOHAZARD BLOBS

and I’ll be measuring … taking their photos, and reporting on their progress …

JUST WATCHING THOSE BABIES GROW    

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Sometime, in this man’s life, he’s been made to feel he’s more entitled than others. He’s very special, and must believe that everyone else should pay for cleaning the messes he makes … and that it’s just fine that he continues to…

LEAK AND DRIP HIS BIOHAZARDS

all over our freshly, renewed, cul-de-sac.

I do believe this is…

A CODE VIOLATION

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Gee, who would guess this guy would be having another CODE VIOLATION?

Environmental Protection Agency – US Law states it is illegal to leak biohazardous substances, which includes transmission fluid and oil and particularly near a storm drain, and of course, there is a drain within a few feet of his biohazard mess.

Think I’ll just send all my photos of his leaks to Toxic Substance Control (EPA) so they can determine if  he’s been breaking a US LAW, knowingly, letting his trucks leak for the past 13 years, that I’ve lived next door to this BIG BIOHAZARD DRIP. He is an ENVIRONMENTAL MENACE.

OUR UGLY TRUCK

I, and possibly other neighbors, would like our street to look decent, minus the biohazard street rot this man is so adept at producing.

This is the same neighbor who was in charge of beautifying our cul-de-sac, when he told my son not to park our ugly truck in front of HIS SPECIAL NEIGHBOR LADY’S HOUSE … wanted to fight my son and he threatened me.

People Get Shot Over Stuff Like This

Believing he is the street enforcer, he muscled his way into our yard, threatening and cussing us.

Made me just a bit mad, but I’ve gotten over that, forgiven his EVIL, however, even if you forgive someone for threatening you, acting like a BIG APE, you can never return to the land of the “Good Neighbor” because someone who’s a bully and uses threats and lies is …

A BAD CHARACTER

I’ll  always remember, that IS who he is.

So, he’s a BAD BOY, used to scraping with the guys, but when he picked on THIS GRANNY,  pulling his

BULLY ROUTINE …

he surely got …

A BIG SURPRISE!

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IMAGINE THIS…

walking into your front  yard, tapping out a ritual beat on your portable hambones (legs), just enjoying a spiritual moment , in the California sun.

For those of you who don’t have a clue as to what I’m talking about … Hambone or the African Juba Dance using your hands to make a beat on parts of your body, and stomping your feet. Different body parts, give varying tones, very ancient, creative way to make music, using your own handy instrument.

You just never know when you might need a beat …  to do a chant , or perhaps you just spontaneously want some music, beating out a little syncopated,  jungle jive, since the man across the street is hammering on his house.

Excuse me for rambling around in the recesses of my mind for a moment but this is interesting …

VOODOO Rituals, sending messages into the Universe, speaking to the spirits, accomplished by rhythmic vibrations. Ritual beats bring the spirits to earth, and a little spiritual companionship, on a hostile, California cul-de-sac is a very welcome feeling, especially, if you have a bunch of strange, evil, crazy acting neighbors on all sides.

Another very creative and handy use for hambone was… slaves used beats as their secret way of communicating.

Anyway, it’s a traditional art form in New Orleans for  little boys, on the street corners, drawing a crowd, playing or dancing hambone. Possibly sending a voodoo vibe, communicating “dis look like da rich guy … gimme da FIVE” …  JIVE … AX  AND YE SHALL RECEIVE … tips of appreciation.

Perhaps his little friends, standing across the street are all giggling, because he ended hambone with a double butt beat, and a belly slap,  … which in their secret code, could mean … “gimme dat five … fat guy”!

You’ll sometimes hear them sing or chant along with the beat…

𝄞 ♬ Hambone, Hambone where you been?

Around the world … and going again! ♬

Tourists will walk up to any little black boy in The Quarter and ask if they do hambone. Lots of tip money was made down in the French Quarter, to help support their families, but don’t know about that, now, since Hurricane Katrina changed everything.  Hope this cultural art form is not forgotten.

Those little kids, are very cute and creative, and wise beyond their years, from working on the streets in New Orleans.

It is a belief that drums are the earliest form of communication.

Maybe now, the mystery of my music that I do, will dawn on these neighbors who could be reading this, that it is a ritual to cleanse their EVIL, calling upon the spirits who don’t like EVIL … wonder if they’ve been noticing the consequences?

OK, so back to the … IMAGINE THIS …

your neighbor, whom, I might add, you’ve never met, you don’t even know his name, and he turns around from hammering on his ex-wife’s house, doing his illegal remodeling, and  yells at you that your grown child , is a FELONY CRIMINAL, shouting accusations of a particularly heinous crime! Then adds that he would spread his lies around to damage your business and reputation.

Surely a little jive beat couldn’t have been the catalyst for his insane BLAST! Bet it was all that gossip his ex-wife filled his head with and I’ll bet that HOT HEAD, vindictive, lying daughter of theirs had something to do with it, also.

Now … add to that… the ex-wife … a person whom you’ve done an abundant amount of favors for, over the years, and diligently listened to her woeful stories of everyone who’s doing her wrong …  ♪ WHINER SONGS ♬ … and she comes out of her house shrieking … that …

“you’ve got dead grandchildren buried in your back yard”.

WHAT??????????? IS SHE ABSOLUTELY INSANE?

WHOA!!!!! Wait a minute, since when is that acceptable neighbor behavior, or even regular,decent, human behavior ? What kind of neighbors would bark out accusations, letting you know they’re trying to harm you in a despicable public way?

She’s privy to a plethora of  pap!  Spread it on thick, neighbor lady, who’s a delusional queen, and  wants her way, wants to CONTROL HER CUL – DE – SAC  and is willing to lie, bully, threaten and act just plain EVIL, to accomplish getting what she wants!

Sorry to tell her, her plan did not work, in fact, all the details are swirling around cyberspace reminding others that acting EVIL can end up causing…

BIG PROBLEMS

they can’t do a thing about, except,  just…

“LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT”!

Imagine that now, you’ve heard, out of your neighbors’ mouths, exactly the TRASHY LIES  they’ve been spreading around to your other neighbors, who aren’t friendly anymore. Stupid stuff starts happening, gratis, the stupid neighbors who believed the TRASHY LIES.

When you believe that people have done horrible crimes, doesn’t it seem that sane, decent people would call the police to report those crimes. Isn’t that like the proper way to rationally handle those sort of distasteful situations?

This is Wonderland where you get convicted by the Queen and punished by her Army of MELON-HEAD MINIONS. No need for the law on this cul-de-sac, that Queen is OMNIPOTENT!

I called and reported OUR supposed felony crimes to the police, myself, then when the Queen was confronted by the police with the things they’d said … SHE LIED … said they didn’t say them !  

Just imagine all this … you would have a dilemma on your hands … your family being horribly smeared … behind your backs, and with threats to harm your business and your reputations,  being screamed out at you.

Could you even imagine this scene?

Now, when you saw this neighbor woman and her rude crew, they yelled out … for you to “MOVE”! Or screamed for you to “GET A JOB …GET A LIFE”!

We shouldn’t have been assaulted with this kind of CRAP. No one over here at our house ever spoke one word of ugliness to them.

I come from the south and we have words for the kind of folks who would act this way…

TACKY, WHITE TRASH…

I believe that says it all … very descriptive for this whole bunch and all their…

UNCULTURED, CRASS CRAP.

In fact, I’ve never even encountered a neighbor screaming out anything at me, never lived around this sort of thing before. Live and learn, life is an experience!

So how would someone handle such a scene?

SHOCK … would be a good feeling to start with,  follow that with …  FURY,  that a neighbor who set out to harm , planting her trees, now, has a plan to DESTROY, trying to sway family and neighborhood  opinion, because she’s decided she wants us to move. Horrible lies that she’s spread about us, she and her dufus, ex-husband.

Well, she didn’t count on the … I DON’T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT PUBLIC OPINION … factor.  I could  not care less about anyone’s falsely manipulated opinions of us, or about anyone’s opinion of how I’ve chosen to handle my problems with these people. Does not matter to me at all and my son cares even less.

The more people who get to enjoy the really crappy way my neighbors have behaved, the better I like it. Their group effort to get rid of us, didn’t work and the ugly deeds and stuff they did, letting us know they don’t like us… yelling, threatening, LYING … wasn’t very nice … but, I was able to return from  … MAD TO GLAD!  All these ridiculous cartoons I’ve been drawing continue to amuse me, and my happiness is my main concern, since my neighbors have tried their hardest to make me unhappy.

Now they must be realizing that I’m showing my disapproval of them, in my own creative way …VERY GRAPHICALLY, for everyone to enjoy. I bet they wished they hadn’t  provoked me. I know they weren’t counting on all this BIG OLD BLOG with their images flying all over the UNIVERSE, and tens of thousands of people, getting to laugh at their foolishness.

I’ve done some cartoons that aren’t very nice, must have been the  Split Personality Disorder I got when these neighbors made me really mad. I’ve withheld publishing them, since my anger subsided , as they are pretty ugly. Had second thoughts, however, they are really funny, so might rethink again, on the occasion, MY BAD SELF, appears … could be very interesting.

When I spoke to the police about what had been said, that neighborhood officer said that everyone was “too concerned about what others had to say”. Think she must have been talking about the neighbors, because I’m not concerned at all, about what others think of us because of all their ridiculous lies.  However, I do care that my neighbors have spread these lies, aggravated me, and  attempted to make us unhappy here.

See … didn’t work!  I made myself  HAPPY with all their trash and have written about all their dumb stuff with these silly cartoons attached and I take a portion of my day to MAKE MERRY with the MORONS, so the UNIVERSE gets to know the truth of how these people have acted so stupid, evil and VERY TRASHY. Now they’re whining, because they don’t like my silly cartoons accompanying my blog, telling all their crap they dished out to us. They just need to…

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT!

My neighbors should review their cartoons and  study how they’ve acted.  Maybe they’ll … THINK, next time, realizing if you conjure crap, someone might be a more CREATIVE CONJURER! Now they get to contemplate their CRAP … it’s all here, forever, or at least, for the next 10 years, for everyone to enjoy.

I have a very warped perspective, now,  on these neighbors here in Wonderland …

since they decided to …

MESS WITH ME

they are reaping what they sowed!

All my beats and chanting have called on the spirits and now, all their evil is being handled by the powers. Hope they all remember why they got the VOODOO on them, and now, are all suffering the consequences.

I would have to disagree with the officer who told me not to be concerned about what others say.  When people threaten your life and your ability to make a living by spreading lies, you’d be REALLY STUPID  to just ignore that !  I didn’t ignore it!  No, no… in fact, I’ve created a monument befitting this SUPREME TRASH … this…

BIG BLABBING BLOG …

RAVING, RAGE-REDUCING, RIDICULOUS, RANT…

TRASHY, TRUTH-TELLING TIRADE !

That’s how I’ve handled what they handed me!

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No longer am I angry, and have forgiven their attempt to hurt us.  I’ve solved my own problems without costing me anything, but my time … and I’ve put the time to very good use … all the while teaching myself  html (web design language), and getting to use my talents and … BEST OF ALL … it’s been fun reaching back into the … antique archives of my mind … thinking like a 12 year old, to make the POINT that I’ve been forced to make, playing a childish, NUCLEAR GAME of SMEAR that this airhead neighbor conjured up, and got other neighbors involved. I sure hope this Witch can take pride in her part of my creation. If it weren’t for all the material she and the others have provided me, this RIDICULOUS RANT would not have been born. It has risen, like a Phoenix, from the FIRES OF MY FURY!

Also,  just because you think your neighbor is crazy because she is making music, tapping a beat, could possibly mean that she is tuned into powers that you don’t even know exist, because of your ignorance.

In case anyone thinks all this is made-up junk, just do a search on voodoo, juba, spirits, Chango or  Shango, and there is a bunch of info to explain all of what my neighbors might think of as CRAZY… READ & LEARN!

Not so crazy, after all, especially since I no longer have neighbors yelling at me, flipping me off, in fact, the neighbors just seem to evaporate in front of my eyes. They scatter whenever they see me, and I like that. And that Fanny Shiner no longer moons the cul-de-sac with her crack, and windows are all covered …

NO NUDITY NOTICED, NOW!

I’ve not told any lies, only the absolute truth about everything … what’s been done, what’s been said. I’ve laughed so much , I was determined not to let the SEVERE ANGER they’ve caused me, to reside in my head. Instead, sharing it with the UNIVERSE has put this ugly, sordid, trashy, plot to try to undermine our happiness, into the silly spotlight.

Putting things into the  proper perspective … into my RIDICULOUS File … the file that’s marked ABSOLUTELY ABSURD, and my reaction …appropriately… ABSOLUTELY ABSURD … letting out my anger, bits at a time, in a creative, healthy, fun, and VERY RIDICULOUS WAY.

Hope they’re really proud of all their cute little antics, so this blog is immortalizing everything for everyone to share and enjoy. I don’t want all that conjured, childish crap to go unnoticed, instead, I want as many to benefit from this trash as possible.

They and THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, get to see themselves through my eyes, for the idiot neighbors they are. And all this is JUST RIDICULOUS, and will continue to shine because … Tales of Evil make a great story.

Enough was enough, and you only get to lie and bully, just so much, before someone will …

GET REALLY TICKED OFF …

TIMES UP …

TAKE CREATIVE ACTION …

BOOM!

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A little KARTOON KARMA is good for the soul; reminds you to be nice or someone could immortalize you with silly art. Perhaps, if the neighbors are reading this, they’ll have just a twinge of sorrow for their bad acting, since now it’s here for everyone to read about.

Yaki, My Mystic Voodoo Queen Cat tells me that Dufus, Mr. Remodel, is feeling MUCH GUILT over his participation in the evil plot, and Yaki’s voodoo spells are creating some real problems for this poor, stinky guy.

THE FARTMEISTER

I actually have compassion for his pitiful plight … but …

when you involve yourself with…

A REAL WITCH …

expect to get …

SWEPT UP  …  IN HER TRASHY TRASH!

She has that broom handy at all times!

Whenever I think of any of this awful stuff, my happy, silly, brain, takes over, and  a giant dose of  Serotonin kicks into action, causing me a BIG SMILE and sometimes …

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!

List of the progression of my ANGER and my mental therapy…Please excuse any redundancy in my rantings. EXCUSE ME FOR VENTING…I do ramble on (perhaps I should see a psychiatrist for a PROZAC prescription)…

My daddy always told me to laugh my way through life and enjoy every minute, and he was right!  Thank you DADDY, I love you!

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… FROM MAD TO GLAD …

CAUTION … CHILDREN AT PLAY…

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• 1… This rant explains the start of our little problem …* The Neighbors
• 2… Beach Cities… KEEP YOUR VIEWS SACRED…Rude Neighbors And Trees in Oceanside
• 3… A ridiculous glimpse into the mind of a NUT…Watermelon On A Stick…
• 4 … I’m obsessed with my neighbors’ code violations…Code Violations…
• 5 … Looks like an attack of Paranoia…PARANOIA…
• 6 … Stupid neighbors and my cute, smart dog…Cast of Cul-de-sac Characters
• 7 …Our neighbors are harrassing us…Harassed!!!
• 8 … Giant Swarm of BEES…Are the Bees gone?
• 9 … Delusional Woman…The Queen! NOT!
• 10…Hate to go off on my city government…City of Oceanside~CodeEnforcement
• 11…Lies my EVIL neighbor told …THE EVIL GOSSIP
• 12…A kiss from Mr.Crystal…Kiss of Death
• 13…Big Jack Ass Rat litters my driveway…Rat Droppings
• 14…Code Enforcement…only for Life or Death?…WONDERLAND…WILD WILD WEST, LAWLESS OCEANSIDE…AT IT’S BEST!
• 15…Free animated cartoons of IDIOTS, and a couple of my cute pets …Merry Christmas!
• 16…Voodoo Kitty is “Burnin Candles”…Anger Management…Don’t Get Mad, Get Even
• 17…Latest in Voodoo technology…Virtual Voodoo
• 18…Granny is pissed…Virtual Ass-Chewing
• 19…Naked Neighbors…PEEPER’S PARADISE
• 20…Bake Your Brain …Brain Chemistry and Cookies
• 21…I’m a Happy Cookie …Voodoo Progress
• 22…”Hot Pants” is Melting …Virtual Hissy-Fit
• 23…An Enchanted Evening on the Cul-De-Sac…Big Jack Ass Auto Alert
• 24…Who’s Responsible For this…“Ugly” Situation!
• 25…The Strategy Game …You Smear Me With Lies ~ I Paint You With Truth
• 26…No Whining Allowed …WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
• 27…The truth about City Officials …City Of Oceanside_Free Land Giveaway
• 28…Greedy Swine …The Road Hog That Roared
• 29…Halloween Spooky Swamp Tale …Body Language
• 30…Fixin, Frettin and Towing…Cul-de-sac Car Crisis
• 31…Dreaded Consequences…Peeking at the Paranoid
• 32…POO on the Pavement…Sunday Morning Surprise
• 33…Those BAD, BAD TITS…Yin/ Yang, Life is Good
• 34…THAT OBSCENE, “MOTHER” WORD …Madder Than A Wet Hen
• 35….If he had pants on, they’d be on fire …Convenient Lies
• 36…GOODIES IN HER GARBAGE …Trashy Trifling Tale
• 37… Animal Therapy for Anger Management… Animorphing the Evil Neighbors
• 38…Schriveling, Shining and Whining…USING FOOD FOR CONTROL
• 39…Voodoo Vibes …“Hambone,Hambone where you been?”
• 40…Biohazard Babies … DRIP…DRIP…DRIP
• 41… TEMPER … TEMPER … A Fit of Pique on the City Street
• 42…Psychological Torture …THE MOB DOES NOT RULE
• 43…Their Pecking Order is OUT OF ORDER…The Pecking Order
• 44… A BLAST FROM THE PAST …THE EX FACTOR
• 45…Egg on her face  … MYSTIC LAGNIAPPE (A VERY NASTY, TRASHY, DISPLAY… A LEADING CAUSE OF MIND ROT)
• 46…While the rest of CA is conserving water … CA Drought Alert … Raging Neighbor, BUSTED, Using Water Weapon
• 47…SnoopyCam is NOT GUILTY … POSE for the Magic Camera!
• 48…READY TO RUMBLE!… I’ll Rock Your World
• 49…W h o ‘ s  B a d … Give MY BAD SELF A Good Talking To …
• 50…She only has eyes for herself … Mirror, mirror in my hand…
• 51…My obtrusive, observations of this obscene scene … The Handy Man Can
• 52…HOT THING, going on, it’s a slippery slope … Witch Twitch
• 53…Spirit Intervention … A Whale Of A Tale
• 54…whatever you do … do it good … EXPRESS YOURSELF!
• 55…Grumpy Santa …Ho…Ho…Ho… Merry Christmas!

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Pages

• Art of Wonderland……A collection of art impressions of my evil neighbors …  rendered by my silly self.
• *The Neighbors……….CREEPY, CRAZY, CONTROL FREAKS!
• City of Oceanside…….If you’re moving to Oceanside, CA …  this city government does not care if your neighbor plants trees to block your Pacific Ocean view.
• Complainers……………Feel free to whine
• Views on Views……….How do you feel about a home with a nice view? Please answer my survey and poll question. Thanks!

✰ Index ✰ YOU ARE IN THE HERE AND NOW!

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Silly Art For Sale

• T-Shirts
• Mousepads
• Giclee Canvas

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Silly cartoons and tales of the cul-de-sac …Oceansidetrees.com

A collection of art impressions of my evil neighbors …  rendered by my silly self.

Art is not always beautiful, but should be provocative. And often depicts… good and  evil … positive and negative … pleases and offends your senses … sometimes, all at once.

Most of all, art should give you the feeling that it is part of your life experience, a spot you’d like to revisit , whether , only in your mind … it is worthy … a return.

When an artist  notices  stuff, they don’t even need a camera. Anything that catches my eyes , I file those images and impressions, in my head, and they will become Wonderland Art, my fun and ridiculous project.

I am greatly succeeding, as lots of folks think this is ..

JUST RIDICULOUS!

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THEY ARE CORRECT …

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

View Blocker, Busy Body, Chatty Waitress, Moonshiner, Witchy Woman, Hooty~Booty, GOSSIP GALORE, Mad Wet Hen,  Control Freak, Code Violator, Crap Conjurer, LIAR, DELUSIONAL, DRAMA QUEEN , HOT PANTS, DISRESPECTFUL, EVIL, TRASHY ACTING, TACKY LADY, MOTHER-HATER, Crack and Sag Shiner, mean, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE , VINDICTIVE WOMAN, WHINER, USER, Multitalented … AIR HEAD… HOT MOUTH, The Narcissist … ‘in love’ with her own self. … A ‘Twitchy Witch’,And, my very latest … A BIG, OLD SH/T HEAD !

‘A LITTLE SH/T HEAD’

(she grew into a BIG, OLD ONE!)

Hooty~Booty Witch

Control Freak

Here’s a couple of poems for the WITCH…

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CONTROL FREAK

Tree Lady thinks she’s “ALL THAT”

But I believe she was a spoiled brat

Who grew up too fast, thought

She knew everything, when,  in fact,

Should have listened to Mother.

Now, a DELUSIONAL QUEEN,

Who decides what she wants, then dishes

Her orders for others to follow.

Expects all to comply with her wishes,

When they don’t, she  acts trashy and mean.

The “Golden Rule” was created for all,

That mankind might live in peace.

Everyone has their own dreams,

But, make sure before you speak

Not to tell an EVIL, VINDICTIVE, CONTROL FREAK!

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Dangerously out of order on her Pecking Order!

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The OUEEN of Narcissus

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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror in my hand

Who’s the fairest in Wonderland?

Me, me, me, it’s me, of course,

I see me, and no one else!

My mirror is a wee bit small, but limited space means…

I TAKE IT ALL.

Who dares to think they outshine me,

I can dish out breakfast, lunch and dinner,

Serve up CRAP on a silver platter,

And  bring you a big, cold, glass of sweet, iced tea…

I’m REALLY, REALLY  SPECIAL,

as can be.

With all my shining attributes, a talented, chatty, waitress…

I’ve crowned myself , THE QUEEN, over here, and expect all others to notice.

If they don’t, they will pay … for I can make up juicy lies,

Spread them around, to …

ALL MY GUYS,

Fire them up, make them mad, have them acting mighty BAD!

With the insight of  Copernicus, I have placed ME …

Squarely … at the center of this UNIVERSE.

Little mirror in my hand,

Show me the Queen of Wonderland …

Oh, look … It’s me … it’s me…

The only one that I can see!

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Naked , Paranoid Neighbor, EVIL IDIOT, While the Nice Wife’s Away, Big Jack Ass gets … ❤ ALL UP ❤ … in Tree Lady’s business, Code Violator, Ratty Mess Maker, Gossipy Guy, Road Hog, Moron, Head of HER ROYAL MAJESTY’S Melon Head Army,  Big Fat Liar, BIG APE, BULLY, Knight in Shining Armour to Tree Lady, Menace to Society, Controller, Parking Patrol, street enforcer, sticks his big nose in his neighbors’ business, AND DOESN’T MIND HIS OWN, uses valuable street parking to store his commercial product on the Oceanside City Street…Counselor/Teacher of “Cul-de-sac Code -Violation Techniques” of Oceanside,

CA…

and my latest  … A Big WARPED Baby!

Warped Baby

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Melon Head, Menace Behind a Wheel, Crystal Cockroach, former METH ADDICT, Beer Swilling, ATTEMPTED … AND POSSIBLY, has been gossiped to be… A REAL MURDERER , TREE LADY’S PERSONAL TRASHY, TRASH INSPECTOR AND COLLECTOR, Cul de-sac  Poo inspector, RARE plant collector, A WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA. Cul-de-sac…  SECRET CRAPINATOR, who thinks he gets away with spreading his special brand of CRAP around, unnoticed.

Crystal Melon

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Code Violator,  EVIL, DUFUS …DUMB, stinky, cigarette puffing, giant bag of hot air. Cheater, liar, melon head …

HE’S WICKED WITH WATER … HELL WITH A HOSE …BIG  STINKER ..

HE IS  …  THE FIERCE  …  FARTMEISTER

THE FARTMEISTER

  

Dufus Melon

Wicked Water Attack

Here’s a little poem for the cheater…

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Cheater

Cheater, cheater, what can I say,

You’re just an OLD CHEATER,

With NEW SPRING CHICKEN,

Instead of OLD HEN …

But, your back in that OLD HEN’S nest, again,

Cheating your city … not paying fees …

Maybe starting a fire …

with faulty wires.

If  what your ex-wife says … is true…

We’ve never  met,  but know,  for sure …

NEVER … WOULD I… EVER … TRUST YOU

Because…

WE ALL KNOW WHAT A CHEATER WILL DO!

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Yaki had me put  all the players in a group VOODOO show to SPOLIGHT THEIR SPECIAL NEGATIVE TALENTS… and she  has reversed all their negative back onto them. WHAT  A  MESS!

Melon Head Army of Queen Flappinlipz

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THE HANDY MAN CAN

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Who can remodel a kitchen, never pay a fee,

Doesn’t get a permit, ’cause he likes to be a cheat ,

The Handy Man  … ohhhhh, yes … the Handy Man can …

‘Cause the Queen shines her hiny, and turns his brain to mush,

OOOhhhhh … Yes … she can!