Well first of all, today is Father’s Day, and my sister was home and we were having Clan Bartels bonding and it was all kinds of fun, and then I was like “awwwh, poor Judge Hoover!” … more →
As if I didn't talk to Hayley enough alreadyprofessorspork wrote 1 year ago: Well first of all, today is Father’s Day, and my sister was home and we were having Clan Barte … more →
professorspork wrote 1 year ago: I swear to god, you and my dad are going to be BEST FRIENDS if you ever meet. We had another fun fam … more →
professorspork wrote 1 year ago: I’m in the library (your favorite!) and while there are no sex scandals today, the girl next t … more →
professorspork wrote 1 year ago: All the random one-liners and such I’d have texted if you were here: [5:30 PM] Dad: “Ohi … more →
professorspork wrote 1 year ago: Me: “Mom, have you ever read The Catcher in the Rye?“ Mom: “Never in my life. … more →
professorspork wrote 1 year ago: If it is ever possible, you are coming to a Bartels family seder. You would fugging love it. This ye … more →