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Pis is it French for beer?

I don’t know much about French. I learned it at school and being taught in the UK meant that I forgot each word as I learned it, I didn’t bother to learn about verbs or grammar because it seemed so silly. 375 more words

The Cat

Another post about China

It’s not that the local Communist Party officials in Heilongjiang province’s Tonghe County, China are terrified of senior Communist Party leaders, but when senior Communist Party leaders recently announced plans for a last-minute visit to the newly refurbished stadium in Heilongjiang province’s Tonghe County, China the officials decided to make sure that all the building work was finished. 512 more words

The Cat

A little joke that the Chinese would never understand

Sometimes other languages translated into English produce wonderful results. Such as rather crude Prawns.

With thanks from a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam, I rest my case! 347 more words

The Cat

Phew, yet another scorcher!

Well, you have not heard from me lately, dear readers, because of the heatwave. Mum complains she never sees me; I’m never here to blog, you see. 348 more words

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Occasional English from China

But what sort of English? If it anything like most things you can get in China it will be dreadful!

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. 329 more words

The Cat

More from the UK's geniuses.

We all respect someone who is clever, they always know what to say, they always do well in life, but sometimes it is nice to spare a thought for the ‘others’ who are… how can I put this without being rude? 619 more words

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#Meet Justin

My youngest daughter just got a new Pushchair dangly thing, a Beaver (you can tell it’s a Beaver by the faithful, natural colouring and design of course) and I was asked to give it a name. 412 more words

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