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Dear Universe, I want an iPod so kindly break my mp3player, not my phone...

So funny story, after banging my car, dropping mug filled with hot coffee on my laptop i today broke my Nokia 520… Up top?

I guess, im a sad girl with funny stories.

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100th Post!

I would like to announce that on this beautiful (actually it’s pouring where I am…) day, on the 1st of October, I have officially written… 319 more words


Never give a sword to a man who can't dance

So I was just looking down at my left leg and was reminded of my complete lack of physical coordination. On my left knee is the brutal scar from when I was 14 and tripped and fell onto a dirt road whilst racing my younger sister (trying, but failing, to prove to her that I was still faster than her), removing all the skin off my knee and creating several deep cuts. 1,023 more words


First Day in Paris

Written 9/17/2014

My first day in Paris! I arrived at the airport and begrudgingly took a taxi with my falling apart (duck taped at the airport), almost unrollable suitcase. 956 more words


The Coffee Fiasco

Normally I am one of those obnoxious morning people. I wake up perky and ready to go. Last Friday I didn’t find it quite so easy thanks to the cold weather making bed seem like a much better choice than anything ever so by the time I got to work I was barely alert. 217 more words


Breaking Plates

Why is it that we go through phases of clumsiness?  I’ve always thought it most bizarre that you can spend days, weeks, even months not breaking a single thing and then when one goes there is a whole spate of them. 176 more words

What A Trooper

Hello there!

Oh, wait…you don’t remember me?

I’m TheShikster…you know, the one who hasn’t posted in TWELVE DAYS?

Yeah, I’m sorry. The school I go to is nationally known for it’s excessive workload. 474 more words

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