I was just thinking of all the klutzy things that I do that would seriously only happen to someone as clumsy as me. The best example I can think of is my 18th birthday party. I was surrounded by fami… more →
overcome your inner klutzwrote 20 hours ago: My left hand won’t stop quivering. Ambidexterity was never something I attempted to cultivate and m … more →
wrote 2 days ago: I have never been what you call the most graceful person. You know that stage you hit when you are 1 … more →
wrote 2 days ago: It’s been raining a lot this week. Absolutely shitting it down at times. One of the reasons I … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: So anyone who knows me knows that I am clumsy to a fault. I am that girl who trips walking up the d … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: I have a long and storied past with facial/cranial injuries. Long, long ago; in a land that ought t … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the … more →
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wrote 1 month ago: I’m running behind (no pun intended), but I was so swamped with other work last week that I di … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Sometimes when I’m cooking I find myself speaking nonsense and I wonder what is going through … more →
wrote 1 month ago: My mother and I take a pilates class together on Fridays. (We seem drawn to making fools of ourselve … more →
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wrote 1 month ago: I don’t know what it is, but I have a horrible talent for injuring myself in ways that leave m … more →
wrote 1 month ago: It’s another Goofy Monday and I’d like to take this opportunity to showcase a couple of … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I used to have scars on my wrists, but not for the reason you’d think. They’ve faded now … more →
wrote 1 month ago: DISCOMBOBULATED She is an accident waiting to happen. Perhaps the wires that connect the strings In … more →
wrote 1 month ago: It’s partly my fault. I didn’t take the time to make a visual chart for M before I went … more →
wrote 1 month ago: YOU MIGHT BE 38 WEEKS PREGNANT IF: 1.) Doomsday forecasters continually try to convince you that in … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Our house sits in a quiet neighborhood. There’s the low hum of the highway, happy shouts of children … more →