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My mini-make up, and the coffee incidient

Why hello again, you gorgeous creatures.

I’m assuming you’re all gorgeous, in some way, shape or form. I am a firm believer that everyone is going to be the most beautiful creature in the world to someone, somewhere. 510 more words


Not Your Typical Woman

I am a strange woman. Not your typical woman, oh no, not by a long shot! A typical Aspie, I am. I struggle with making eye contact, or I try very hard to maintain eye contact but normally wind up shutting my eyes when talking to people. 403 more words


Dear Universe, I want an iPod so kindly break my mp3player, not my phone...

So funny story, after banging my car, dropping mug filled with hot coffee on my laptop i today broke my Nokia 520… Up top?

I guess, im a sad girl with funny stories.

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100th Post!

I would like to announce that on this beautiful (actually it’s pouring where I am…) day, on the 1st of October, I have officially written… 319 more words


Never give a sword to a man who can't dance

So I was just looking down at my left leg and was reminded of my complete lack of physical coordination. On my left knee is the brutal scar from when I was 14 and tripped and fell onto a dirt road whilst racing my younger sister (trying, but failing, to prove to her that I was still faster than her), removing all the skin off my knee and creating several deep cuts. 1,023 more words


First Day in Paris

Written 9/17/2014

My first day in Paris! I arrived at the airport and begrudgingly took a taxi with my falling apart (duck taped at the airport), almost unrollable suitcase. 956 more words


The Coffee Fiasco

Normally I am one of those obnoxious morning people. I wake up perky and ready to go. Last Friday I didn’t find it quite so easy thanks to the cold weather making bed seem like a much better choice than anything ever so by the time I got to work I was barely alert. 217 more words