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Is 'knee-jerk' a diagnosis or a job title?

So my torn meniscus and I took a trip to the mall a few days ago. I got my toes and even my fingernails done (OPI Big Apple Red…thank you very much), drank a fancy coffee and then an even fancier Jamba juice (add antioxidants, please), and bought some cool stuff at Sephora (the girl’s version of Home Depot). 580 more words

Musings

Enemy No. 1

Allow me to introduce you to this klutz’s Enemy No. 1 – the bedpost.

Every day I wake up and walk into that corner, scratching or bruising my leg in a new location. 121 more words

Through the Keyhole

I’m sure there are certain places I should be banned from. For the sake of my thighs McDonalds et al should be on the list. Nativity plays, because I… 662 more words

Coming Unstuck

Injured.

Well ain’t karma a b*tch. Right after my last post I went for a run and in typical Zoe fashion tripped over a rock in broad daylight, falling flat on my face and severely injuring my right ankle. 382 more words

Triathlon

There seems to be a pattern...

Iggy Azalea may be so fancy, but as far as being so clumsy is concerned, I have the corner on the market. You think I’m kidding? 339 more words

Guest Post/Giveaway - A.R. Rivera author of BETWEEN OCTOBERS out NOW!

I’m excited to invite A.R. Rivera, author of Between Octobers, to my blog today discussing “The Art of Falling” – I think I have found my soul sister of klutziness :) Without further ado: 853 more words

reflection

I’m missing him — his
innocence and clumsiness
— his rhythm of thought

In my dream I was attempting to fulfil the role of drummer in a band, and admitting: ‘This is the first time I’ve ever done this’. 62 more words

Dream