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Why can't I be a bitch?

I have been studying so much lately and getting so little sleep that I’ve been suffering from extreme clumsiness due to a frazzled brain.

Today I got involved in a (friendly) tweet war with someone – an absolute waste of time because it turned out our entire discussion was based on the fact I had produced a typo. 520 more words

Spaghetti Sauce: The Spawn of Satan

You know how we all have that one little thing about ourselves that causes us to occasionally, for lack of a better word, royally screw up, leaving us with a story that we don’t really like to tell because it’s sort of embarrassing but also kind of funny but yet at the same time not really funny at all? 743 more words

Original Writing

Mis-speaking

One of the joys of being a dragon is our longevity. It is not too unusual for us to live for a thousand years. This means that we try to give things time. 465 more words

Counselling

On Clumsiness and God's Grace

I am suspicious of anyone who refuses to even consider the idea that God has a sense of humor, because I am 99% convinced that He has His own inner comedian. 662 more words

12 Struggles Of The Perpetually Clumsy

1. Sports are the eternal enemy.

You’re constantly afraid of tripping on the court/track/field in front of God and everyone. Your teammates come to acknowledge the extent of your awkwardness and avoid being your partner during practice out of fear of being accidentally harmed by you. 406 more words

I don’t think of myself as clumsy but go through “clumsy phases,” usually brought on by fatigue. This week I careened gracelessly around the grocery store, including catching a small display with my cart and dragging it, which I thankfully realized. 68 more words

Humor

Stumble

As I walked to school
The ground got angry. Only
Hit when you’ve been hit

Poetry