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rules of being a gentleman

Listen up, boys:  When a girl is really into you, time is of the essence.  We won’t wait on you to make your move forever. 673 more words

VIDEO: Watch California junior snag passes single-handed like Odell Beckham Jr.

New York Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. has received national acclaim for his ability to pull in big passes, even single-handed. Throughout, he’s been even more impressive in warm-ups, showing a penchant to bring in seemingly uncatchable passes without any difficulty whatsoever. 127 more words


5 Cooking Tips Everyone Should Read

Hello everyone! As usual, I’m up late, so I thought I’d post.

So many people that I talk to about cooking say things like “Oh God, I don’t know how you do it, I can’t cook.” OH. 1,087 more words


Pan Fried Tilapia with Spicy Polenta and Pesto

First let me start by saying, I’ve been trying to get healthier lately. This means lifting weights 3 times a week and doing small exercises before bed. 939 more words


disclaimer: not DTF

Ugh…men, why do you do it to us?!  Why do you waste both our time by expressing initial interest in me when you have absolutely no intentions of sticking around for the long haul?  922 more words

If You're Going to Read My Posts, You Should Know Who I am

Hello Everyone and welcome to my blog!

I’ve never blogged before about anything, however, recently a few of my friends have told me “Oh, Colton, you should totally start a food blog/YouTube channel!” I didn’t really believe that I had anything to say about food or cooking that too many people would want to read, but after a fair few people told me otherwise to my face, I figured I’d give the blog a shot. 910 more words


who's chasing who?

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear Colton was spying on me.  Lately it seems that every time I make a complaint against him (which is usually only in these posts since I haven’t exactly been forthcoming about him with actual friends who know me in real life and would totally judge me based on the sketchiness of the whole thing), whatever it is I complain about, he corrects it.  501 more words