Dear Cat, We started off so well, I saw you outside (without a collar or bell), I fed you to shut you up, And keep you from little birds you might get rough (with), Now you're yowling outside - monotone, I was a fool to believe that you'd leave me alone, And I have no boot to throw, But you're black - if it hit you, how would I know? 11 more words
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’Tis the season of goodwill to all men…even the one who dumped you.
Riley MacDermott’s ambitions are simple. Managing the annual Bath Christmas Market—which involves long hours in the cold and a whole lot of hassle—will secure the promotion he needs to afford to move out of his noisy, top-floor flat. 2,050 more words