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Oh my dear dear sister

I have decided to ad a new category that I have lovingly entitled “Shit my sister says.”

Throughout our lives and especially the last month or so, I have really grown to appreciate the conversations my sister and I have. 229 more words


What's More Important...Having a Clean Rug or Creating Pretty Lines on It???

Alright, so I’m a bit naive at times!! Who would have “thunk” it:) I never even gave it a second thought…that I was suppose to make so-called nice and pretty “LINES” on my rugs. 592 more words

"Investigative Ink"

Coco the Second

The one with the black and white striped peplum top and buttery jean shorts crossed her hands delicately on top of the sunscreen-stained picnic table and told us her name was Kate, but we should call her Chanel because did you know Coco Chanel was the first designer to make clothes out of inexpensive fabrics like you’re wearing today? 202 more words


Suburban Culture, Honey Boo Boo, Fox News, Whoopi Goldberg, The View, Racism, Pedophiles, Incest, and Chuck E. Cheese (HOW IN THE FUCK ARE THESE ALL RELATED? READ AND FIND OUT)

I’ve grown up in the suburbs my entire life which I’ve loathed and I realize that comes off as super white and also incredibly insensitive to people who have it far worse than me. 744 more words


Hey guys! If you’re reading this, you should know me as either JehBerDeh, or more recently- NotYourAverageZebra. However, you should both know me as Ted. 254 more words


Dad Noises

Dad Noise: a specific sound produced by a man with children, see standing up from a chair or paying bills.
– Webster’s Dictionary

My father has perfected his signature Dad Noises over time. 215 more words


Next Generation Console Design leaked!!!!!

Next Generation Console Design leaked!!!!!.


Wow, this is so awesome! Thanks to my friend Wyldfyre for the update.