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PIC
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Article there. Ch-ch-ch check it out (it’s revised from an earlier one, but you like it anyway … more →
For the Ladies
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citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Equal power between the sexes is a sham. Oh sure, men might get better jobs and get paid more, but t … more →
Present-iche (Past-iche Part Deux)
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: This one is still a little stubby, because I’m having trouble thinking of present writers that … more →
Nate Gaudy-who?
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citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Now, I’m sure most of you don’t know who Nick Gaudio is, and that the rest of you are Ni … more →
How to B.S.
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: A lot of adjectives are used to describe Paris Hilton: shallow, vapid, stupid, herpes ridden – the l … more →
Past-iche
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with influential writers? Well, fear not, f … more →
You Know The Drill
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: I haven’t copied the Onion in a while, so here goes: Secretary of Interior Spends Most of Day … more →
A Post on the Rocks (with a twist)
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citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Today I was reading pointsincase.com, and I got a wonderful surprise. I had inspired one of my favor … more →
Scope this, whore
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Alright, I figured I’d switch up the pastiche a little bit. My attempt today is at Onion-style … more →
Boxers or...Onion news in Briefs?
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: POMONA COLLEGE INTRODUCES NEW GENDER-NEUTRAL TOILETS CLAREMONT, CA: Pomona College officials were pl … more →
Another Slice of Onion
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: My attempt at a news-in-brief from the Onion. If I’m not too lazy or uncreative, I’ll tr … more →
Onion Article
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: I really enjoy the Onion. If you don’t read it, you should. In that vein, I attempted to write … more →
The Gift That Only Gives Once
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citizenx wrote 2 years ago: Recently, i logged onto the InterWeb, as i do quite often. One hour and seven orgasms later, I was r … more →
Guilty Pleasures
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: I’ll admit it. I watch the MTV. It’s not something I’m proud of, and the only reas … more →
Pointless Sex Analogies
citizenx wrote 2 years ago: proving i have neither tact nor sense of humor. enjoy. having sex is like eating a lobster. so much … more →
I'm not going to rape you.
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citizenx wrote 2 years ago: I don’t know how often this happens to anybody else, but it happens to me far too much. It’s becomin … more →
47 rules for guys to follow
citizenx wrote 3 years ago: This originally started as a myspace sort of post in response to the inane babble about things guys … more →
Column
citizenx wrote 3 years ago: Under the Bed with Xavier Holland Hi, I’m amateur magician Xavier Holland. I’ve bribed Andrea Ravich … more →
