When other boys were getting chest hair and pubes and all that…What did I get? Goat fluff and ball hair. “Oh my god, I’ve turned into Pan.” I was one flute away from being a mythological creature.
(brb, laughing FOREVER.)
Actual conversation at the recent Gories show:
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Me: “blah blah blah Gories, Crypt Records blah blah blah”
Person who likes the Gories: “What’s Crypt Records…
A number of years ago I got a joke present for xmas – a Justin Bieber Doll.
The person who gave me him for xmas set me up at new years when I met his new girlfriend. 362 more words
For some reason (probably because I am stupid), I still have a box of guitar magazines I bought when I was first learning to play guitar, back in high school! 639 more words