Gracie: Well, you see one Christmas my father caught a wild turkey and he fed him corn and chestnuts. But then we didn’t have the heart to kill him so we let him get away. George: Oh, I see. Gra… more →
George Burns and Gracie Allenwrote 1 week ago: Gracie: Once upon a time on a beautiful Christmas morning, Scrooge and Bob Crachet and Tiny Tim went … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: Our act ended with a typical boy-girl song, which led into the both of us dancing together. During t … more →
wrote 1 month ago: George: Carol, you’re a delight to work with because you are a great artist. Carol Channing: T … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Gracie: Well, you see one Christmas my father caught a wild turkey and he fed him corn and chestnuts … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Fred Astaire: Good old Totley castle. Gracie: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s almost pretty eno … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Following Gracie’s retirement George tried going on without her. A number of people played wi … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Gracie: Thomas Edison, Winston Churchill. How can they pick men like that to head the list? George: … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Gracie: Where do you keep your money? George: In the bank. Gracie: What intrest do you get? George: … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Gracie: Is this the biggest hospital in town? Nurse: Yes, this is the General Hospital. Gracie: Good … more →
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wrote 4 months ago: Bill Goodwin (announcer): It’s morning in the Burns’ home and Gracie, the house wife, ha … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Scene from College Swing: Gracie plays “Gracie Alden” is a descendant of the founder of … more →
wrote 5 months ago: [Scene: one-room school house in 1738, Gracie is playing her great-great-great grandmother who is st … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Gracie: Frank, I just sent a telegram to my campaign chairman in the Middle West. Frank: Oh, good. G … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Gracie: Wait until you see the picture I had taken. George: I’m not interested in any pictur … more →
wrote 5 months ago: George: Gracie, have you any idea what a person has to be before they become president? Gracie: Su … more →
wrote 5 months ago: George: Gracie, when we get inside to answer the ad, please let me do the talking. Because every da … more →
wrote 7 months ago: [Scene: at the front door of the Burns' house] Charlie (book salesman): Good morning, madam. If you … more →
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