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The Horse Whisperer's Ode to Underwear
sung in tuneless falsetto, for absolutely no reason whatsoever “Oh tighty whities, Where have you gone? Oh tighty whities Where have you gone? I used to wear you 12 years ago! Oh tighty whities… more →
Bright Yellow World
Uniting the Masses
bazzx wrote 3 weeks ago: With your help friends, I aim to make this the most popular blog on the Internets. A modest aim to b … more →
The Horse Whisperer's Ode to Underwear
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abbersnail wrote 2 months ago: sung in tuneless falsetto, for absolutely no reason whatsoever “Oh tighty whities, Where have … more →
Now with more sodium!
isisfish wrote 3 months ago: Hello all. It’s been a while since I’ve posted, hasn’t it? The past two weeks or s … more →
An open letter to my t-shirt
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abbersnail wrote 6 months ago: Dear new t-shirt, I loved you from the first moment I set eyes upon you. I loved your pretty scoopne … more →
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
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itallstarted wrote 9 months ago: …of cabbages and kings. Ok, I couldn’t think of an imaginative post title, so I stole m … more →
Yellow Nerds
thewriter wrote 9 months ago: Here’s the thing. I’m really upset with the Willy Wonka people. There exists a serious … more →
In which I plan a vacation and tell you about it in too much detail.
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abbersnail wrote 11 months ago: In t-minus six days, the Horse Whisperer and I are leaving for a fun-filled ten days of house-guesti … more →
Shite.
Tani wrote 1 year ago: Why do I have nothing better to do than procrastinate? Ah well. … more →
In which I ramble, both on foot and in words.
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: Your votes have been tallied, and a full 70% of you are pro-Brunette! 19% liked going blonde again, … more →
10 Inventions That I Wish Someone Would Just INVENT ALREADY!
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: 1. A force-field to isolate my noise in my area, and other people’s noises in their areas. 2. That t … more →
An open letter to my tummy
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: Dear Stomach, I appreciate that you don’t like me to eat certain things. Believe me, I get it. I kno … more →
Scrabulous!
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: Ah, it’s truly amazing the things that we will embellish. Good storytelling requires embellishment, … more →
Fish and flatulence
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: “Do fish poop?” “Yes, definitely. Haven’t you ever had fish?” “N … more →
Thank you, local news
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: I am watching the local news. And holy lord, I have to share this with you IMMEDIATELY. Because I … more →
In which someone describes me the best way EVER
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: I went by to see some friends after work whom I hadn’t seen for several weeks. I’ve been … more →
Avast, mateys!
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: Arrr! Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Yer speech best be full of pirate jargon, me beautie … more →
Three totally random and equally awesome things
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: 1. In t-minus 1.5 hours, I will be on vacation. That’s right, my season of concerts is over. T … more →
Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut...
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: We all know by now that I am full of ridiculous ideas, most of which I feel the need to share. I don … more →
Tale of a Hairball: The Epilogue
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abbersnail wrote 1 year ago: Do you hear that sound? I know, I know, it might sound like Handel’s Halleluia Chorus, but it … more →
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