Hey hey hey! So I’m just gonna update you on my relationship. I stayed at Zack’s last night, I told my mum a wee fib which i feel awful about and I will tell her someday maybe after she meets him. 407 more words
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I’m afraid my gynecologist will lecture me. Worse, I’m afraid she’ll judge me. In the face of that fear, I regress into a childlike state — I become the five-year-old cookie monster who, when asked how many cookies she ate, offers “two” as her answer when the reality is more like 12. 249 more words
Here’s a list of some amazing gadgets I’ve invented for which I’ve awarded myself the Nobel Prize.
1.) Gasoline powered basketballs that play an entire game all by themselves with only a single fill up and no players. 224 more words
This is a two part post. Bare with me here. This one might sound a little whiny, but I’m going somewhere with this.
This is not political. 986 more words