WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SWEARING, VIOLENCE AND GORE Paul was well on his way to being drunk by the time someone knocked on the door again. Dave, who could no longer move thanks to the potency of … more →
The Bumper Blog of Liesdissimulator wrote 1 year ago: WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SWEARING, VIOLENCE AND GORE Paul was well on his way to being drunk by … more →
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dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SWEARING, VIOLENCE AND GORE After resting from the mornings exertions a … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: Tom Jones the mightiest man dragon ever produced by the nation of Cymru, strode away from the alter … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: Drums rumble like angry beasts, setting the rhythm for the evil congregations incessant chanting. “L … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: Tom Jones, the man chosen as the image of the perfect human for the Pioneer 10 plaque walked down th … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: Tom Jones, the man so virile that saying his name three times makes you pregnant starred down into t … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: Tom Jones the man once excommunicated from the Catholic Church for bedding an entire nunnery, sat on … more →
dissimulator wrote 1 year ago: It took the party several hours by giant dormouse to reach the castle along the overgrown islands ro … more →
dissimulator wrote 2 years ago: The Eurovision Song Contest or Concours Eurovision de la Chanson (roughly translates as “European Ne … more →