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The Long-legged One

I had to go with the tall office guy, who had a face that was about as long as his legs, and I have to confess that there had been a couple of moments when I had considered with curiosity the probable longevity of his weapon. 777 more words


The Sad Life of a Pumpkin

It’s sad to think about the life of a pumpkin. They grow up slowly, basking in the sun, entwined with many friends and family, only to be plucked by a towheaded boy named Bobby and brought home to be carved. 40 more words

Random Thoughts

The Traumatic Potty

If someone would have told me before having children that I would be so obsessed with poop, I would have laughed.  Now, I just want to know that my sweet child has had a successful time on the potty. 413 more words

An introduction, but as a means to stall

I  have been an inconsistent lurker online for quite a few years now. But the biggest issue I have is just that. I am willing to watch, but not quite brave enough to ever speak up. 392 more words

Personal Blog

It Just Won’t Come Off (Part 1)

It’s frustrating! You have changed around your eating habits or you have begun walking every day. You have cut out some of the higher calorie foods that you used to eat regularly. 977 more words