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A fat patron grew and grew...

dolphtoliz wrote 1 week ago: A fat patron grew and grew At a restaurant eating fondue. The constipated pig Grew so very big Those … more →

Tags: Pig, fondue, Restaurant, Fat

I am! What about you?

imstartingthis13 wrote 1 week ago: … more →

Tags: emotionaly constipated, emotionaly, gicen, Shit, Days

...Constipated

astusity wrote 1 week ago: I need a slap! Yea, I do, A hefty eye sparkling forearm or backhand Perhaps that will puncture my al … more →

Tags: Poems, ASTUS, death, Sad

Sick and Tired?2 comments

intherearviewmirror wrote 2 weeks ago: Are You Sick And Tired….Of Being Sick and Tired? You May Have A Food Allergy! Do you suffer fr … more →

Tags: Random, Workshop, bridgewater, BodyLove, Nutrition, food intolerance, Allergy, bloated, headache

Demote the Bloat

holdmecoconut wrote 2 weeks ago: If there’s one thing to make my spine tingle it’s when someone tells me they’re bl … more →

Tags: Rant, Bad, gross, bloating, Flatulence, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Too much information, TMI, Rant

Indian Woman Doesn't Poo For 45 Days

multiplesarcasmsking wrote 4 weeks ago: Mumbai Times Of India - MUMBAI: A 28-year-old housewife from Chembur got a new lease of life after d … more →

Tags: Women, Food, Poop, dump, Indian, poo

why can't I2 comments

emotionless brian wrote 1 month ago: Put my damn resume together. The past couple of weeks have been constipating to my ability to expres … more →

Tags: Life as I know it, Life, Parenting, Family, kids, ADD, Resume, roller coaster, Antipsychotic

Solvency / Constipated / Honorable

harry luck wrote 1 month ago: The handwritten original poem. Trying to hold the people, With money I don’t own, My solvency … more →

Tags: Singapore, Locations, Poetry, Social, Fun, Literature, writing, Solvency, honorable

The Thought of the EX GF ...

kar33mca wrote 2 months ago: The Thought of the EX-Girlfriend…. The creation of a life that doesn’t exist. The spark … more →

Tags: junkyard, ex gf, Ex it, Junkyard, tea kettle

Puuuush!

marlab671 wrote 2 months ago: I may need more fiber in my diet. Anyone got a newspaper? … more →

Tags: stewie, Corgi, Funny, Poop

Oh Brother!3 comments

LiseyBendy wrote 3 months ago: My brother surprised me by flying in from Queensland. This has meant the world to me! He brought wit … more →

Tags: breast cancer, dread dragon, breast surgeon, Children, Cancer, bearded nurses, Brother, flirting with nurses, allergic to medications

Romantically Constipated 5 comments

merbear74 wrote 3 months ago: My husband can be unintentionally romantic. He will hold my hand on the icy sidewalk so I don’ … more →

Tags: Humor, Love, Marriage, Relationships, Opinion, Thoughts, Romance, General, sex

Ratchet Sighting: Celebrity Edition #1

jelloolove2live wrote 3 months ago: Bam! I Hit that beat just right! “Beyonce might have earned more Super Bowl raves than the two … more →

Tags: Ratchet, Rude, Funny, Nature, Beyonce, Super Bowl, unflattering, Destiny's Child, Hulk

I'm about to get real here ...

h2origins wrote 3 months ago: As my husband previously mentioned, I am pregnant with our first child. Now I’m about to get r … more →

Tags: My Story !, Baby, Kangen, enagic, water, H2O, health, kangen water, Hydration

TRICKLE 5 comments

Pete Armetta wrote 3 months ago: clotted and coagulated and constipated at a loss for words unable to flow nary a trickle stuck in th … more →

Tags: Poetry, Pete Armetta, Poetry, writing, Life, existentialism, authenticity, Innocence, pure as snow

Eat. Sleep. Poop.

modernmomsndads wrote 3 months ago: My sister had a baby not long ago, as did a few of my friends and I hear many different stories abou … more →

Tags: my day everyday, Parents, Baby, bed, Bottles, Children, diapers, eat, Love

Banana a Day Keeps the Doctor Away4 comments

tribujeniabedic wrote 4 months ago: By: Herna Lona Tribujenia Photo Credit: Googlephoto.com Cardava or “Saba” as we all know is a kind o … more →

Tags: rice alternatives, Rice, Filipino, Alternative, Nutrients, Vitamins, Minerals, Banana, cardava

Conversation 130105 Far East

slinkywizard wrote 4 months ago: We had a somewhat amusing conversation today. SW: When you’re constipated, think of Bruce Lee. … more →

Tags: Conversations, Vietnam, rice paddy, ak47, Kimono, nengajo, Bruce Lee, Shit, scare

The Constipated Child

aslives wrote 4 months ago: Face screwed to the sticking point, red blistering fury, brow furrows white, Deliver unto me, my chi … more →

Tags: Children, kids, Children's Story, Kids Story, kid's book, Child, constipation, Shit, Poop


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