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The Long-legged One

I had to go with the tall office guy, who had a face that was about as long as his legs, and I have to confess that there had been a couple of moments when I had considered with curiosity the probable longevity of his weapon. 777 more words


The Sad Life of a Pumpkin

It’s sad to think about the life of a pumpkin. They grow up slowly, basking in the sun, entwined with many friends and family, only to be plucked by a towheaded boy named Bobby and brought home to be carved. 40 more words

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The Traumatic Potty

If someone would have told me before having children that I would be so obsessed with poop, I would have laughed.  Now, I just want to know that my sweet child has had a successful time on the potty. 413 more words