erotica in real life
EC: His voice left first. I just woke up one morning. Couldn’t think of it. I could see his face so clearly. Staring at me. Tiny brown strands of hair falling onto his eyebrows and blowing around haphazardly. 456 more words
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1 hour, 20 minutes
Today is already Saturday. Till date I have no surprise or heart attack yet. So when I woke up, I looked at my teacher picture and said ” Yeah, everything is fine. 92 more words
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Rose City Revolver
“Where’s that smile at?”
“How many male employees do you ask that question to?” You ignorant fucking douche.
“Come on!” No one likes frowny-face titties. 81 more words
6 hours, 37 minutes
Dizziness and Hearing Loss Blog
I have to give myself a hand. Ruining a conversation is becoming my expertise.
With the high quality technology that I have implanted in my head, it sends me signals on when to interrupt when someone is talking. 703 more words
10 hours, 6 minutes
Hold Up - I Have Something To Say
With the high quality technology that I have implanted in my head, it sends me signals on when to interrupt when someone is talking. 731 more words
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Sh*t My 9-Year-Old Says
Jack: This nectarine tastes like the doctor’s office.
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