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Ellen, the dressmaker

EC: His voice left first. I just woke up one morning. Couldn’t think of it. I could see his face so clearly. Staring at me. Tiny brown strands of hair falling onto his eyebrows and blowing around haphazardly. 456 more words

7th month of the Chinese calendar

Today is already Saturday. Till date I have no surprise or heart attack yet. So when I woke up, I looked at my teacher picture and said ” Yeah, everything is fine. 92 more words

Life

“Where’s that smile at?”

“How many male employees do you ask that question to?” You ignorant fucking douche.

“Come on!” No one likes frowny-face titties. 81 more words

Writing

I Kill a Conversation

I have to give myself a hand. Ruining a conversation is becoming my expertise.

With the high quality technology that I have implanted in my head, it sends me signals on when to interrupt when someone is talking. 703 more words

Blogging

The Conversation Killer

I have to give myself a hand. Ruining a conversation is becoming my expertise.

With the high quality technology that I have implanted in my head, it sends me signals on when to interrupt when someone is talking. 731 more words

Blog

Quote of the day, fruity kind

Jack: This nectarine tastes like the doctor’s office.

me: ?

Humor