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<title><![CDATA[But still I love my mobile]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/but-still-i-love-my-mobile/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/but-still-i-love-my-mobile/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mobiles are irritating, Daily charging, Monthly recharging, Annoying beeps, Always disturbing, But s]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Mobiles are irritating,</p>
<p>Daily charging,</p>
<p>Monthly recharging,</p>
<p>Annoying beeps,</p>
<p>Always disturbing,</p>
<p>But still I love my mobile</p>
<p>because it connects “U &#38; ME”</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tax free, performs silently]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/tax-free-performs-silently/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/tax-free-performs-silently/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Got a gift for you! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal!]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Got a gift for you!</p>
<p>No cost! No batteries required!</p>
<p>Tax free, performs silently,</p>
<p>extremely personal!</p>
<p>Fully returnable!</p>
<p>Its a hug from ME to You!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[How comforting their words are]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/how-comforting-their-words-are/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Some people don’t know how important their presence is. How good it feels to have them around. How c]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Some people don’t know</p>
<p>how important their presence is.</p>
<p>How good it feels to have them around.</p>
<p>How comforting their words are.</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.</p>
<p>They wouldn’t know unless we tell them</p>
<p>Like I am telling you now.</p>
<p>You are Truely Valued…!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[could be seen by everyone]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/could-be-seen-by-everyone/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Expression of the face could be seen by everyone. But the depression of heart could be understood on]]></description>
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<p>could be seen by everyone.</p>
<p>But the depression of heart</p>
<p>could be understood only by the best one.</p>
<p>Don’t lose them in Life.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/zindagi-ki-ringtone-kitni-pyari-bajti-hai/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Hansi ko inbox,Ansu ko outbox,Gusse ko hold,Muskan ko sent,Help ko ok,Dil ko karo vibrate,Phir dekho]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Hansi ko inbox,<br />Ansu ko outbox,<br />Gusse ko hold,<br />Muskan ko sent,<br />Help ko ok,<br />Dil ko karo vibrate,<br />Phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai</p>
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<title><![CDATA[If I reach for your hand]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/if-i-reach-for-your-hand/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[If Trust is a planet]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/if-trust-is-a-planet/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/if-trust-is-a-planet/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u gala]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !</p>
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<title><![CDATA[They just make the most of everything]]></title>
<link>http://smsclubs.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/they-just-make-the-most-of-everything/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>smsclubs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of eve]]></description>
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<p>They just make the most of everything,</p>
<p>that comes along their way.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Sms, Funny sms, Jokes, Love sms, Friendship sms, Messages, Sms Jokes, Text Messages]]></title>
<link>http://arshh.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/sms-funny-sms-jokes-love-sms-friendship-sms-messages-sms-jokes-text-messages/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Arshh Shiekh 1 patan ne jali note # Man prayed to God, &#8220;Give me everything to enjoy life.]]></description>
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<td height="1" valign="top"># Man prayed to God, &#8220;Give me everything to enjoy life.&#8221;<br />
God smiled and replied,&#8221;I have given you life to enjoy everything.&#8221;<br />
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<p># Santa : How much is my mobile bill?<br />
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.<br />
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill<br />
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<p># Santa and Jeeto filed an application for divorce.<br />
Judge: How will you divide your kids? You have 3 children!<br />
Santa: OK! We will apply next year.<br />
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<p># To be a good professional<br />
always start to study late for exams<br />
because it teaches how to manage time<br />
and tackle emergencies!!<br />
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<p># Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!<br />
Santa: Make up your mind.<br />
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<p># Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.<br />
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.<br />
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy&#8217;s lap.<br />
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<p># Teacher: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)<br />
Blonde: The body is consisted into three parts &#8211; the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.<br />
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<p># Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?<br />
A: Because when they come, they&#8217;re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.<br />
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<p># Q: What do you do with 365 used Condoms?<br />
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.<br />
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# Preeto: What does it<br />
mean when a man is in your bed gasping<br />
for breath and calling your name?<br />
Jeeto: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.<br />
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<div>Arz Kiya Hai:Koi Patharse Na Mare Mere Diwaneko</p>
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<p>Nuclear Power Ka ZaMana Hai, BoMbse Uda Dalo Sale Ko</p>
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<p>1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi  bhol gaya</p>
<p>Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:</p>
<p>Iski tou topi nahi hay.</p>
<p>Pathan Bola:</p>
<p>Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay&#8230;=P;-&#62;</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.sms2friends.com/pathan-sms/pathan-p-c-o-kidhar-hai.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">pathan p c o kidhar hai</span></strong></a></div>
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<p>Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.</p>
<p>Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.</p>
<p>Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.</p>
<p>Aadmi ne poocha &#8216;jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae&#8217;</p>
<p>Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<div><a href="http://www.sms2friends.com/pathan-sms/new-teacher.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">new teacher</span></strong></a></div>
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<p>New Teacher:</p>
<p>&#8220;Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,</p>
<p>stand Up&#8221;</p>
<p>Pathan Stoodup</p>
<p>Teacher: R U Stupid?</p>
<p>Pathan: Nhi</p>
<p>Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha =P ;-&#62;</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.sms2friends.com/islam-sms/5-sawal-5-jawab.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">5 sawal 5 jawab</span></strong></a></div>
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<p>5 sawal 5 jawab</p>
<p>dil mein jawab den</p>
<p>phir jawab dekhen</p>
<p>1=Mohabat mein dil chata hai k mehboob se baten karen</p>
<p>2=Mehbob K liye khana pena chor dain</p>
<p>3=Mehbob per maal kharch karen</p>
<p>4=Mehbob K ghar k chakar lagaen</p>
<p>5=Mehbob per jan hi luta dain</p>
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<p>1=Namaz</p>
<p>2=Roza</p>
<p>3=Zakat</p>
<p>4=Hajj</p>
<p>5=Jihad&#8230;</p>
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<div><a href="http://www.sms2friends.com/islam-sms/hazrut-abu-bakar.html"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">hazrut abu bakar</span></strong></a></div>
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<p>Hazrut Abu Bakar(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Us din pe ansu bahao jo tum ne naiki k bina guzara ho.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrut Umer(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Zalimo ko muaf kerna mazloomon pe zulm hai.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrat Usman Ghani(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Zuban darust ho jaye to dil bhi darust ho jata hai.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hazrat Ali(R.A)said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Jahan tak ho sakay LaLach se bacho,LaLach mei zilat he zilat hai.</p>
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<p>Hazrat Ali se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat m mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga to men kute (dog) k sath roti khaonga ab ap batao men kya kron? Ap ne kaha esi manat nahin manga kro ab esa kro k door wale gaon men jao talash kro jis ne 3din namaz na parhi ho us k sath roti khalo. AllahoAkbar ye hesiat hai 3din namaz na prhne wale ki.,</p>
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<p>Masjid-É-Nabvi Mein Langar Çhal Raha Tha</p>
<p>Aik Musafir Ne Langar Lene k ßad Langar Dene Walay §y kaha k Aik Langer Θr De Do, Masjid Mein Aik Musafir §ookhi Roti ko Pani Mein ßhigo k kha raha Hy</p>
<p>Langer Dene Walay Ne kaha: Osi §hakhs ka To Langer Çhal Raha Hy, Wo §hakhs Hazrat Ali (R.A) Tha</p>
<p>§UBHAAN-ALLAH</p>
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<p>A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :p</p>
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<p>Teacher:</p>
<p>what is the difference between orange &#38; apple?</p>
<p>Sardar:</p>
<p>the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple&#8230; ;-&#62;</p>
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<p>Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident</p>
<p>Judge : how did accident occur</p>
<p>Sardar :I don&#8217;t know sir I was sleeping&#8230; ;-&#62;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Just go to hell]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!]]></description>
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<p>yes you</p>
<p>u only !</p>
<p>because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!</p></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Cool Sms]]></title>
<link>http://jokingpk.wordpress.com/2009/02/08/cool-sms/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jokingpk</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[mil gaya ! mil gaya ! mil gaya ! loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya .. TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wrape]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>mil gaya !</p>
<p>mil gaya !</p>
<p>mil gaya !</p>
<p>loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya ..</p>
<p>TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper se jeetain generator</p>
<p>chudai lagow bijli paow&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Adult-sms/">Adult sms</a></p>
<p>chand adhora hy sitaroo k bina,<br />
Gulshan adhoura hy baharo k bina,<br />
samander adhora hy kinaro k bina,<br />
jeena adhoura hy aap jese yaaro k bina.</p>
<p>HA MY NAME IS RABIA KHAN ANY BODY WANTS FRIENDSHIP WITH SO CALLME NOW MUJHE SAY DOST KARO GAY CALL ME NOW OK<br />
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<p>I LOVE U are words just three,<br />
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY<br />
.so this is what i want to say,<br />
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Anniversary-sms/">Anniversary sms</a></p>
<p>all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY&#8230;.!<br />
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<p>lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru<br />
murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum<br />
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo&#8230;..</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Bangali-sms/">Bangali sms</a></p>
<p>Oru vasantha kalam,<br />
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.<br />
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu<br />
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .<br />
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.<br />
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..<br />
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju</p>
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<p>Tumhari umar sabse lambi ho<br />
Khuda ko kabhi tumhari jaroorat ho<br />
Ho bhi to mere baad ho<br />
Mere dost humesha tum muskarate raho<br />
Zindagee ke har saal yunhi jete raho</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Birthday-sms/">Birthday sms</a></p>
<p>Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,<br />
apne dost ko kya uphar du,<br />
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,<br />
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du&#8230;<br />
Junam Din Mubarak Ho<br />
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<p>ankhain be wohi hain dareecha be wohi hai<br />
aur soch k angan mein utrata be wohi hai</p>
<p>jis ne mery jazboon ki sadaqat ko naa jana<br />
abb meri rafaqat ko tarasta b wohi hai</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Break-up-sms/">Break up sms</a></p>
<p>Mera lafz lafz dua dua, Mere aansuon se dhula hua,<br />
tujhay zindagi ke wo sehar miley, tujhay muhabaton ka safar miley, Tujhay dard-o-gam na kabhi choo sakay, ye dua hai koi gila nahe tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay, jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahe !!</p>
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<p>Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our<br />
friends a very merry christmas.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Christmas-sms/">Christmas sms</a></p>
<p>Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,<br />
everything is softer and more beautiful.<br />
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<p>Kya hai Zindagi??</p>
<p>Dekho toh Khawaab hai Zindagi,<br />
Padho toh Kitaab hai Zindagi,<br />
Par hum yeh kehte hai,<br />
Haste raho toh Aasaan hai Zindagi..</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Cool-sms/">Cool sms</a></p>
<p>Sr jhukta hai SHARM mein,</p>
<p>Sr jhukta hai ADAB mein,</p>
<p>Sr jhukta hai LIKHNE mein,</p>
<p>Or Sr jhukta hai kisi “GENIUS“ ka msg parhne mein</p>
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<p>DIWALI DHAMAKA<br />
Send Your Girlfriend To Me<br />
&#38; Get A Child Free.<br />
&#8230;&#8230;Hurry&#8230;&#8230;<br />
1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins&#8230;..</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Diwali-sms/">Diwali sms</a></p>
<p>May This Diwali be as bright as ever.<br />
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.<br />
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and<br />
dear ones lives.<br />
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest<br />
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.<br />
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.<br />
May lights triumph over darkness.<br />
May peace transcend the earth.<br />
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.<br />
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and<br />
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony<br />
&#8216;WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI&#8217;<br />
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<p>kudi apni saheli nu : aj us ne meri ik na suni te jabardasti menu upar chada leya,<br />
jado holi holi ohne shuru kita ta bahut maza aaya,<br />
fer ohne tej kar dita,<br />
te inee jor naal jhatka mareya, meria ta cheeka he nikal gaiya,<br />
me keha “SOH GURU DI me ni aaj to baad kade TRACTOR te behandi&#8230;</p>
<p>JYADA MAZAA NA LAYA KARO MSG PAD KE&#8230;..</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Double-meaning-sms/">Double meaning sms</a></p>
<p>college wali:-<br />
MASALAY DAR</p>
<p>office wali:-<br />
NARUM NARUM</p>
<p>muhalay wali:-<br />
GARAM GARAM</p>
<p>mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe<br />
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<p>Ek Raat khawb main main na daikha&#8230;</p>
<p>Chaand sa poocha chupkay sa<br />
Aj mujay Ek baat bata do<br />
Apnay Dill ka Haal bata do<br />
Kea Hay!!! koe aisa<br />
Jo<br />
Tum Ko acha lagta ho?<br />
Apna apna lagta ho<br />
Dill K Paas Jo basta ho?<br />
Chaand na Taira Naam lea<br />
Ham Na Dill Ko Thaam Lea!!!<br />
Jab se daikha ha Ye Sapna<br />
Chand Ha Raqeeb Apna.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.eworldsms.com/sms/Dream-sms/">Dream sms</a></p>
<p>Go 2 window,<br />
look outside.<br />
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..<br />
Found?<br />
Yes, “The Moon“.<br />
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.<br />
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>itshack</dc:creator>
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It makes no noise at all,<br />
But softly gives itself away;<br />
While quite unselfish,<br />
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<dc:creator>itshack</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t]]></description>
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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties<br />
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<title><![CDATA[We r others 4 someone else]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[We always feel bad &amp; think that good things happen only to others But we forget that we are othe]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Only the open heart receives]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/only-the-open-heart-receives/</link>
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<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIF]]></description>
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LOVE<br />
Only the open mind receives<br />
WISDOM<br />
Only the open hand receives<br />
GIFTS<br />
and&#8230;<br />
Only the CUTE 1&#8217;s receive<br />
MESSAGES From ME!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Full form of FRIENSHIP]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/full-form-of-frienship/</link>
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<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Full form of FRIENSHIP:- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Spec]]></description>
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<p>F-Fun<br />
R-Rational<br />
I-Impartial<br />
E-Emotional<br />
N-Never Ending<br />
D-Dependable<br />
S-Special<br />
H-Heart<br />
I-lnteresting<br />
P-Priceless</p>
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<title><![CDATA[I know nothing lasts forever]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/i-know-nothing-lasts-forever/</link>
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<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/i-know-nothing-lasts-forever/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I know nothing lasts 4ever, &amp; may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather, But every smile &amp; tear w]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I know nothing lasts 4ever,<br />
&#38; may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather,<br />
But every smile &#38; tear we share,<br />
convinces me that memories of u &#38;<br />
me will last 4 the rest of my life..<br />
Beyond 4ever.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Girls r special ones created by God]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/girls-r-special-ones-created-by-god/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Girls r special ones created by God.. if u praise her,she thinks u r tell&#8217;g lies if u dont, u ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Girls r special ones created by God..<br />
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell&#8217;g lies<br />
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth&#8217;g if she<br />
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,<!--more--><br />
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a<br />
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.<br />
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.<br />
if u dont, u r not understand&#8217;g so<br />
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet<br />
so beautiful. Thats a girl&#8230;!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Vacancy Available]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/vacancy-available/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/vacancy-available/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Vacancy available post = true friend Ability = (loving &amp; caring) Experience= (not required) Duty]]></description>
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post = true friend<br />
Ability = (loving &#38; caring)<br />
Experience= (not required)<br />
Duty = (two sms daily)<br />
Salary= (never ending love)</p>
<p>To Apply<br />
Send a sweet SMS</p>
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<title><![CDATA[When I take a long time to finish]]></title>
<link>http://mastiworld.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/when-i-take-a-long-time-to-finish/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mastiworld</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,<br />
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough<br />
When I don&#8217;t do it, I am lazy,<br />
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,<br />
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,<br />
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,<br />
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,<!--more--><br />
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,<br />
When I make a mistake, You&#8217;re an idiot.<br />
When my boss makes a mistake, He&#8217;s only human.<br />
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.<br />
When my boss is out of the office, He&#8217;s on business.<br />
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.<br />
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.<br />
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview<br />
When my boss applies for leave, It&#8217;s because he&#8217;s overworked<br />
When I do well, My boss never remembers,<br />
When I do wrong, He never forgets</p>
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<title><![CDATA[NEPALI SMS]]></title>
<link>http://nepalisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/nepali-sms/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sampanata</dc:creator>
<guid>http://nepalisms.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/nepali-sms/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[yo khaderima malai yo khaderima malai dhup hoina chaya chhiyeko cha yo jindagima malai rup hoina may]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>yo khaderima malai</p>
<p>yo khaderima malai dhup hoina chaya chhiyeko cha<br />
yo jindagima malai rup hoina maya chahiyeko cha<br />
na kulcha jhareka paat samjhera jeevan basantilai timi<br />
kinaki malai yeha gandha hoina subass chahiyeko cha &#124;</p>
<p> more from  <strong><a href="http://www.pshah.com.np">www.pshah.com.np</a></strong></p>
<p>mrityu haseko</p>
<p>mrityu haseko chihan maathi<br />
ful fulla kasori<br />
khuda tawar ko dhar mathi<br />
aama bachlin kasori &#124;</p>
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<p>Din aatine chha,<br />
Din aatine chha,<br />
Raat mattine chha,<br />
Timro mero romance ma,<br />
Khaat bhachine chha &#124;<br />
Saaiet</p>
<p>Tappa tipera joon,<br />
Timro nidharma chatta tasideula bhanethe<br />
hidne bela<br />
daailaima thes laagyo<br />
hera na!<br />
aajai aausi parechha &#124;<br />
uffriyau mathi</p>
<p>uffriyau mathi-mathi priye timi,<br />
mutu samma lyauna sakina<br />
dhun timro baneko chu,<br />
swyam geet banna paena<br />
madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,<br />
ho aafu chaal huna khojethe<br />
tara kinar pani chuna paina &#124;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>jhana chahanchau</p>
<p>jhana chahanchau jau malai chodi,<br />
kaach le baneko yo hridayelai todi,<br />
jaba-jaba baag ma kokil geet gaune cha,<br />
mero yaad le timilai har pal sataune cha &#124;<br />
Jun bhanda pani</p>
<p>Jun bhanda pani sheetal timro muhar bhaye pugyo<br />
dhun bhanda pani komal mayako jhankar bhaya pugyo<br />
kehi chahidaina malai, ye meri hridayeki fhul<br />
timro muharko lajalu muskan bhaye pugyo &#124;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Maaya garnu paap hoina</p>
<p>Maaya garnu paap hoina<br />
Timilai maaya gare, maile<br />
Bhulchu aaba tesdin timilai<br />
Swaas bandha holan, jahile &#124;<br />
sapana ho jindagi</p>
<p>sapana ho jindagi nidayera hera<br />
bacha bandhan sabai bholayera hera<br />
nasa bhitra ragat hoina<br />
timrai muhar salbalauchha<br />
aachanoma rakhi chinayera hera &#124;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>lagos badal</p>
<p>lagos badal dhuwa ko aaja yaaha<br />
banos kharani ko thupro<br />
jeevan soche ko thiye, mahal<br />
tara banyo aaja jhupro &#124;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>aanth le nahase</p>
<p>aanth le nahase pani<br />
daat le hasnu parcha<br />
maan le tiraskar gare pani<br />
haat le namaskar garnu parcha<br />
kina ki<br />
yehi samaj ma bachnu parcha<br />
yehi baato ma hidnu parcha &#124;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>link -<strong>www.pshah.com.np</strong></p>
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त्यहाँ सुखको संसार भए पनि<br />
एक्लो जीवन बिताउनु पर्ने छ<br />
यहाँ नाता बाहेकको संसार भएपनि<br />
मृत्यु नै मेरो लागि पुर्नजन्म भो<br />
मर्नु पर्ने संसार भएपनि !!</td>
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timi Katai Reesaayou Ki,<br />
Mero Yestai Baanile Garda<br />
timilai Katai Sataayo Ki<br />
Maya Garne Haru Bichmaa<br />
malai Katai Bhulaayou Ki?</td>
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मेरो सुखको मुहान त्यति टाढा कहाँ छ र, तिम्रो खुशी र मुस्कन भित्र झल्केको छ !!</td>
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आखिरमा मैले नै रुनु थियो<br />
के नै भो र आज याँहा<br />
बल्ल पो थाहा पाए तिम्रो माया<br />
तिमिलाई केहि हुँदैन र!!!</td>
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मायाले धोका दिन्छ भन्ने थाहा थियो तर त्यसलाई किन अंगाल्न पुग्यौ?</td>
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एकान्तको चौतारीमा कोही नहुँदा वरीपरी !!<br />
सुख दु:ख बाड्थ्यौ हामी,कहिले काहि हाँस्ने गर्थ्यौ<br />
घुम्ने गर्थ्यौ टाढा टाढा,नभनेर वादल झरी !!!</td>
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अप्सरा जस्ता हजरौ छन यहाँ तर मलाई तिमी नै मन पर्छ !<br />
के छ त विचार? हा हा हा&#8230;.</td>
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मैले तिमीलाई मृत्युको परिभाषा मागे,तिमीले त्यही खोलाको वगरलाई देखायौ<br />
मैले तिमीलाई प्रेमको अर्थ सोधे,तिमीले लजाउदै गरेको कोपिलालाई देखायौ !</td>
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तिम्रा रहरहरु सबै मैले पुराउने छु,मेरो चोखो माया भरि तिमीलाई भुलाउने छु !!</td>
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तिमी आयौ ज्योति बोकिकन एक साझँ<br />
अन्धेरिमा उडाइ दिए तारा आकाशमा, मन नाच्यो हावा सारी फुल्को सुवासमा !!!</td>
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पराई हुन्छौ भन्ने थाहा भएको भए,तिमीलाई अपनाउने नै थिएन,परेलिमा लुक्न चाहन्थे तिम्रो,<br />
आँखामा लगाउने गाजल बनेर,खुशीमा हाँस्ने चाहन्थे तिम्रो,ओठ्मा आउने मुस्कान बनेर !!!</td>
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जति नै मोह गरे पनि छोडेर नै जानु छ<br />
जता हेर्यो त्यतै लाग्छ विश्वासघाताको पर्दा<br />
आघात पार्छ मुटुभित्र अविश्वासले गर्दा<br />
निश्चल रुपी हृदयमा किन लाग्छ वार<br />
अविश्वासको परिधीमा कही छैन प्यार !!!</td>
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एकै छिनको भनाभनले बिछोडियौ हामी,<br />
माया मोह छैन क्यारे किन टाढा भयौ<br />
आफ्नै जस्तो लाग्थ्यो मलाई बिरानो पो भयौ !!!</td>
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<td class="smsbox">कसैले मागेको कुरा दिन नसक्दा<br />
यहाँ त कन्जुस् भईन्छ<br />
अरुको कुरा थाहा पाई मनमा राख्दा<br />
यहाँ त कपटि भईन्छ<br />
दिदि भाई, साथि साथि हिड्दा पनि<br />
यहाँ त प्रेमि प्रेमिका भनिन्छ !!!</td>
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<td class="smsbox">जन्मनु मेरो भुल थिएन तर बाँच्न धेरै संघर्ष पर्दो रहेछ<br />
रुने त मेरो कल्पना थिएन तर हाँस्न निकै कठिन पर्दो रहेछ !!</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Jaha Geet Sangeet Huncha, Tyeha Timi Ramaune Gara !<br />
Jaha Sangarsa Huncha, Tyeha Timi Ladne Gara !<br />
Jaha Samma Gantabey Huncha Sama Timi Pugne Gara !<br />
Aakhir Jivan Sangharsa Ta Ho Tyesma Timi Kailey Na Hara !!! Suvakamana</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Yekantama Basi Timro Yaadma Harauda;<br />
kalpana Mai Din Pani Raat Jhai Bitauchhu,<br />
sunye Lagchha Yo Sansar Nai Timi Tadha Vai Dida;<br />
dil Mero Dukhna Thalchha Timilai Samjhada !</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Galisake Nasaharu Manrisake Aasaharu,<br />
bertha Vulai Gayou;jhuta Rahechhan Bachaharu,<br />
yo Aatmalai Santi Milna Timro Darsan Paye Hunthiyo ! Suvadin</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Jeevanma Khusi Chahada Mayama Dhokha Payechhu<br />
dhikardai Chhu Yo Maanlai Kina Unlai Nai Maile Chahechhu ???</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Jiwan Bhariko Maya Thiyo Tara Pani Milan Huna Sakena<br />
kayou Patak Kosis Garey Unko Myaya Pauna Sakina<br />
prem Ta Kasto Hudo Rahechha Estai Hunchha Vanera Bujnai Sakina</td>
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<td class="smsbox">Har Ra Jeetko Bichhma Sanggharsa Garda,maile Dherai Har Khayeko Chhu<br />
khusiko Muhan Khojdai Jada Aasu Sanga Jindagi Satdai Gayekoo Chhu</td>
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<td class="smsbox">नभन मेरो माया लाग्छ भनि<br />
नबोलाउ भेत्न सुनसानमा<br />
मायाको कुरा अनि भेटघाट बेकार हो<br />
जानि जानि हृदयमा चोट निम्त्याउनु हो।।।</td>
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<title><![CDATA[मेरा दूसरा प्यार ]]></title>
<link>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%a6%e0%a5%82%e0%a4%b8%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ramlove</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%a6%e0%a5%82%e0%a4%b8%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[मेरे पहले प्यार की खत्म होने की बात मेरा दूसरा प्यार सुरु हो गया हैं इसमे में पहले की तरह गलती नही क]]></description>
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मेरे पहले प्यार की खत्म होने की बात मेरा दूसरा प्यार सुरु हो गया हैं</h3>
<h3>इसमे में पहले की तरह गलती नही करना चाहता क्योकि  ये प्यार मेरे को बहुत मुश्किल से मिला हैं</h3>
<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</p>
<h3>और यह प्यार बहुत अच्छा हैं में इस प्यार से बहुत<br />
खुस हूँ आप मेरे प्यार के बारे में कुछ कहना चाहते हैं ??</h3>
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<title><![CDATA[मेरा प्यार खत्म हो जाएगा ]]></title>
<link>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%96%e0%a4%a4%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%ae-%e0%a4%b9%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%8f%e0%a4%97%e0%a4%be/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ramlove</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%96%e0%a4%a4%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%ae-%e0%a4%b9%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%8f%e0%a4%97%e0%a4%be/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[मेने बहुत सोचा और अब जन की मेरा प्यार कहातम होने वाला हैं कोयिकी मेने अपने प्यार का सही से इस्तेमाल ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><h3>मेने बहुत सोचा और अब जन की मेरा प्यार कहातम होने वाला हैं कोयिकी मेने अपने प्यार का सही से इस्तेमाल नही किया और इसका नतीजा यह निकला की</h3>
<h3>मेरा प्यार अब मेरे से दूर जा रहा हैं</h3>
<h3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</h3>
<h3>अब में उसे रोक भी नही सकता</h3>
<h3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</h3>
<h3>आप ही बताओ में अब क्या करू मुझे आपकी राय लिखो!!</h3>
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<title><![CDATA[Innocent query]]></title>
<link>http://jokesplanet.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/innocent-query/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jokesplanet</dc:creator>
<guid>http://jokesplanet.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/innocent-query/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A boy and a girl og KG-1 asked their teacher &#8211; &#8220;kaya chote chote baccho ke vi bacche ho ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>A boy and a girl og KG-1 asked their teacher &#8211; &#8220;kaya chote chote baccho ke vi bacche ho sakte hain kaya&#8221; ?<br />
Teacher replied &#8211; &#8220;Never&#8221;.<br />
Boy to girl &#8211; &#8220;Bas sunliya na! Tu faltu main tension le rahi thi.&#8221;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[लोग पोस्ट क्यो चोरी करते हैं ]]></title>
<link>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/%e0%a4%b2%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%97-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%9f-%e0%a4%95%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%9a%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%b0%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%a4%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b9/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ramlove</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ramlove.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/%e0%a4%b2%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%97-%e0%a4%aa%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%9f-%e0%a4%95%e0%a5%8d%e0%a4%af%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%9a%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%b0%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%a4%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b9/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[कई लोगे ने मेरे से पूछा की लोग अपने पोस्ट क्यो नही लिखते थो मेने कहा सब लोग एक जेसे नही होते हैं सबक]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><h3>कई लोगे ने मेरे से पूछा की लोग अपने पोस्ट क्यो नही लिखते थो मेने कहा सब लोग एक जेसे नही होते हैं सबकी सोच अलग अलग होती हैं कई लोग ख़ुद मेहनत कर के पोस्ट करते हैं और कई तो साइट्स में से ही उठा लेते हैं मगर उनको ऐसा नही करना चाहिए</h3>
<h3>~~~~~~~~~~~~</h3>
<h3>उनको अपनी मेहनत से लिखना चाहिए तभी वह आगे बढे सकते</h3>
<h3>~~~~~~~~~~~~~</h3>
<h3><font color="#ff00ff"> इस पोस्ट के बारे में आ</font><font color="#ffa07a">पकी क्या राय हैं मुझे बताए??</font></h3>
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