Donovan wants his franks, man. Donovan’s so hungry, like Donovan’s just a big empty stomach. Got some white bread in the cupboard at home, mustard, some packages of Burger King ketchup, fucking hot dogs it is. 404 more words
A Strabane cyclist evaded jail after he claimed his dog cycled him to the shop with him on the dog’s back.
Dr Kenny Curley, a respected GP and avid cyclist, was questioned by police at 1am this morning after his local off-licence cashier reported him for being ‘blind drunk’ and ‘trying to pay for his items inside the cooling fridge’. 225 more words
I’m surprised you’re still reading this after seeing the title.
Yes, its true. I actually lowered myself to drinking
sewer water Coors Light. I’m actually so embarrassed by it that I don’t even have a photo of the (case of) beer I drank, I had to Google image search one for the picture on this entry. 136 more words