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A New Left 4 Dead 2 Inspired T Shirt To Help Prepare for 11/22/09!
After playing the AMAZING demo for the sequel to Left 4 Dead (one of the finest games I’ve ever played from one of the greatest gaming companies around, VALVe) I had no choice but to drum this o… more →
Jaleeb Caru is Dead
A New Left 4 Dead 2 Inspired T Shirt To Help Prepare for 11/22/09!
jaleebcaru wrote 3 weeks ago: After playing the AMAZING demo for the sequel to Left 4 Dead (one of the finest games I’ve eve … more →
My Top 5 Favorite De Niro Quotes
jaleebcaru wrote 3 months ago: 1. Mean Streets – “…yeah. No. No, Joey Scallops is Joey Clams. He’s the one … more →
Imagine what the world would be like...
jaleebcaru wrote 3 months ago: if Newton was right? This place would be a total shithole! I am curious of Olivia Newton John’ … more →
If I were a Doctor...
jaleebcaru wrote 3 months ago: I would probably wear my stethoscope everywhere, just so people knew I was legit. I’d likely e … more →
On Ginger Ale
jaleebcaru wrote 3 months ago: It’s tops. If you were to engage it in battle you would certainly lose despite your massive st … more →
Seeking Refreshing Treats? Try This!
jaleebcaru wrote 7 months ago: On a hot summer day, nothing cools you down like a delicious motorsicle. Blue is my favorite and I d … more →
At this very moment...
jaleebcaru wrote 7 months ago: there’s a shittin’ iced cream truck outside. Rink-a-dee-dink Da-dink-dee-dink Dee-dink D … more →
WTHF? Who Bit this Apple?
jaleebcaru wrote 7 months ago: And why don’t they have any teeth? It’s ridiculous and fake, if you’re going to pa … more →
Sometimes when I'm driving...
jaleebcaru wrote 7 months ago: and someone is following me, real close like. I pretend that I’m those two hot babes from Can … more →
Contrary to Popular Thought, Sneezing in a Dental Dam is Not Sexy
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jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: Especially at the dentist. Today I had the privilege of having a root canal at an Orthodontist while … more →
U2 Kan Haz Week Jokez!
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: There have been many corny internet fads, online banking for example, but none has been as vomit ind … more →
Mystery Men, WTHF?
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jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: There is no greater mystery in cinema than Mystery Men. Why did it suck? Why was it boring? What did … more →
All this blogging...
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: is making me thirsty. … more →
90% of Statistics are Wrong
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: Here’s some statistics on blogging, blogs and Lincoln Logs anyway… Several studies indic … more →
On Mother Nature...
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: Mother nature thinks she’s such hot shit. … more →
New Glasses
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: I wear glasses because my 7th grade girlfriend didn’t put out. I generally wear metal frames t … more →
The Origin of Gravy
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: People have been cooking meats in various sauces and stocks from very ancient times. Why? The liquid … more →
Animals in Gas Masks
jaleebcaru wrote 1 year ago: This one’s unrelated but neat-o. … more →
Gumdrops, WTF? *
jaleebcaru wrote 2 years ago: Gumdrops are the kind of product that works on paper but fails miserably in reality. Pictures of gu … more →
