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Bust a Move

I busted Markus this morning…here’s how it went down.

He called at his usual time to chat in the morning and asked me if I remembered today was his birthday…of course, I said I did, but then asked “how old are you today?” 190 more words

Potential Affair/Dating Candidates

Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are -- Part III

In which I employ a private — make that privates — detective, of sorts, to reveal the source of my issues.

Though I felt my current weight imbalance — like all previous episodes of blimpdom — had been conceived in that closed sexual chakra in childhood, I had never understood its exact genesis at a specific moment in time. 532 more words


Twenty-Three and Me!

Ok kids, get ready for tonight’s news………

Who can guess?

Markus is 23 years old. TWENTY-THREE.


The question is, how did I finally find out? 218 more words

Potential Affair/Dating Candidates

Combat Boots: 90's grunge 2.1

I’m a 90’s baby and I am obsessed with the decade that I was born in. Specifically, the music and the fashion seem to inspire me every day. 167 more words

Fall 2014

Maggie's Pick 10.22.2014: "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart

You know how when you’re fishtailing on black ice, people’s advice is always to “steer into the skid”? That’s kind of what I’m doing right now. 148 more words


Bow Down! 14 Pictures Of Tina Knowles Looking Hot & Happy (PHOTOS)

Watch out Beyonce and Solange, there’s another Knowles woman coming for the throne. Well, she technically created the throne.

Tina Knowles has got her mojo back and we can all see by how flawless she’s been looking over the years. 137 more words