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<title><![CDATA[Girl, You're So Groovy]]></title>
<link>http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/girl-youre-so-groovy/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Varendil</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Hi. I know I&#8217;ve been away for a while, but I&#8217;ve been dealing with two different things t]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Hi. I know I&#8217;ve been away for a while, but I&#8217;ve been dealing with two different things that took over my life &#8211; <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/dragon-age-origins/61-20738/">one awesome</a>, <a href="https://health.google.com/health/ref/Peritonsillar+abscess">one excruciating</a>. However, I&#8217;m back in the saddle once more. Let&#8217;s get right to the RSP.</p>
<p><a href="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/gallatea-bloodtouch.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-111" title="Gallatea Bloodtouch" src="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/gallatea-bloodtouch.jpg" alt="" width="436" height="663" /></a></p>
<p>Nice one, eh? I just have such a deep hatred for flowery language, I suppose. Well, we&#8217;ll begin at the beginning.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Near a cluster of shadows&#8230;&#8221;</strong> could be anything from shadowform to that voidwalker hat from Karazhan to a single cloud of shadows just floating nearby.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;&#8230;eerie humming orbs focus on you,&#8221; </strong>which explains the shadows. They&#8217;re a dark magic rock tumbler that hums as it keeps her eyes clean. Or maybe she stuck her head in the Shine-O Ball-O. But the whole idea of eyes focusing and making sounds just makes me think of</p>
<p><a href="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/geico_kash_roofers.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-112" title="geico_kash_roofers" src="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/geico_kash_roofers.jpg" alt="" width="437" height="328" /></a></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;&#8230;as well as a second pair, small slitted eyes of a serpent.&#8221; </strong>Whoh! Wait. If she has serpent eyes, then the humming orbs aren&#8217;t her eyes. So what are the humming orbs?! I shudder to think.</p>
<div id="attachment_113" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/anti_static_balls.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-113" title="anti_static_balls" src="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/anti_static_balls.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This woman has anti-static balls. Do YOU?</p></div>
<p><strong>&#8220;pixyish in nature&#8230;&#8221;</strong> Pixy. Pixie. Pixieish in nature. <em>*smacks forehead*</em> NOW I get it! The extra orbs are the eyeballs she&#8217;s cutting &#8211; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debaser">slicing up eyeballs, she wants you to know</a>.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;d generate some blood, which leads to the part where <strong>&#8220;Her hair appeared to be soak within blood, yet, oddly blended within the shadows of the blackened area embracing her.&#8221;</strong> The blood&#8217;s a nice touch, but <a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Criminal-lyrics-Eminem/7E7FC50997A3FFE9482568FE0027EB4D">to quote Eminem</a>, &#8220;a blood stain&#8217;s orange after you wash it three or four times in the tub,&#8221; so it might not be as off-putting as everyone intends. Hmm. The shadows are the creepier part. I don&#8217;t know about you, but I don&#8217;t like shadows embracing me.</p>
<p>So you&#8217;re at the prom. You have your older sister Tricia&#8217;s dress, but it looks great on you and you got your hair did. You&#8217;re trying to talk to Jimmy, he&#8217;s the cute boy, the one that&#8217;s going to law school, going to make a fine husband someday. But your date, Woodchuck, who showed up with the stained powder-blue polyester tux, spiked the punch with Cherry Dr. McGillicuddy&#8217;s, and has his arms wrapped around you, slurring filthy nothings in your ear about the backseat of his crew cab while he&#8217;s semi-dry humping you from behind? That&#8217;s how I imagine the shadows embrace.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;The stalk in each graceful feline footfall&#8230;&#8221;</strong> I understand that she might be stalking people, have a stalking gait, which is fine, but I didn&#8217;t know individual steps had &#8217;stalk&#8217; to them. Unless&#8230; her feet actually <em>have</em> stalks. Oh God, it&#8217;s the tree girl from Wolf&#8217;s Rain! Ahh!</p>
<div id="attachment_115" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 370px"><a href="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/cheza-closeup.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-115 " title="cheza-closeup" src="http://roleplayerslament.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/cheza-closeup.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="270" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Winter, my senior year of high school. Wisconsin. Stay up late watching this on Adult Swim, then go to bed. Wake up in morning, go outside to similar ice-age conditions. Listen to Modest Mouse&#39;s The Moon and Antarctica every day on the walk to school as the sun&#39;s just beginning to rise. You don&#39;t need drugs. </p></div>
<p><strong>&#8220;Something tells you, there is much more to this female than meets the eye.&#8221; </strong>Yeah, those anti-static balls she&#8217;s swinging under her tree self.</p>
<p><a href="../files/2009/12/itsatrap.jpg"><img title="itsatrap" src="../files/2009/12/itsatrap.jpg" alt="" width="288" height="374" /></a></p>
<p>Credit where credit&#8217;s due &#8211; That tattoo? Awesome. Varendil should start selling those.</p>
<p>Now does anyone know where I can download the song those Geico eyes sing?</p>
<p><em>(Image credits &#8211; Geico eyes via <a href="http://adrants.com">adrants.com</a>, <a href="http://www.dezignaweb.com/seenontv/anti_static_balls.htm">Anti Static Balls</a>, and <a href="http://www.pureanimegallery.com/v/wolfs-rain/cheza/cheza-closeup.jpg.html">Pure Anime Gallery</a>.)</em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[[MU] System Shock 2 - WAREZ-BB EDITION [PRE-Modded, Cracked.]]></title>
<link>http://onjokil.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/mu-system-shock-2-warez-bb-edition-pre-modded-cracked/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>theaxef</dc:creator>
<guid>http://onjokil.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/mu-system-shock-2-warez-bb-edition-pre-modded-cracked/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Links To Download [MU] System Shock 2 &#8211; WAREZ-BB EDITION [PRE-Modded, Cracked. Here System Sho]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Streaming video around the house without a video sender.]]></title>
<link>http://techmoan.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/streaming-video-around-the-house-without-a-video-sender/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Techmoan</dc:creator>
<guid>http://techmoan.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/streaming-video-around-the-house-without-a-video-sender/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t updated the blog for ages because of two reasons. In 2009 I used up  all my tech-buy]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[16GB iPhone cracked screen working unlocked &amp; jailbroken for]]></title>
<link>http://cheaplcd2u.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/16gb-iphone-cracked-screen-working-unlocked-jailbroken-for/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kopdream</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cheaplcd2u.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/16gb-iphone-cracked-screen-working-unlocked-jailbroken-for/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[16GB iPhone used cracked &#8211; fully working incl. LCD + Diditzer &#8211; Unlocked &amp; Jailbroke]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>16GB iPhone used cracked &#8211; fully working incl. LCD + Diditzer &#8211; Unlocked &#38; Jailbroken &#8211; Many 3rd party Apps added incl. Video Recorder and Camera option (zoom, etc.)- Installer &#8211; AS IS &#8211; US$560.00 plus US$ 12.00 S/H &#8211; Payment only via Cashiers check or Money Order</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/eNO0WC_Pf1k&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/eNO0WC_Pf1k&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p><a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNO0WC_Pf1k&#38;hl=en' rel='nofollow'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNO0WC_Pf1k&#38;hl=en</a>
<p>Tags :  <a href="http://www.shopping.blograpid.us/" rel="dofollow" title="Low Price &#38; Super Save Shipping">Low Price Store</a> </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Failure]]></title>
<link>http://ducttapedance.wordpress.com/2009/12/20/failure/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ducttapedance</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ducttapedance.wordpress.com/2009/12/20/failure/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Every day, in every way. A new challenge, a new way to fuck it up. This is cool, and so are the icic]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Every day, in every way. A new challenge, a new way to fuck it up. This is cool, and so are the icicles encircling my heart:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/caYws5ZuU2o&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/caYws5ZuU2o&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>Look for me in Episode 5. But don&#8217;t look for me to take the pain away. It is too deeply entrenched in my bosom.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Top 10 Hobbies That Don't Involve Thong Bikinis ]]></title>
<link>http://irrelevantcontent.com/2009/12/19/top-10-hobbies-that-dont-involve-thong-bikinis/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>xandiprice</dc:creator>
<guid>http://irrelevantcontent.com/2009/12/19/top-10-hobbies-that-dont-involve-thong-bikinis/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When Scrapbookers Attack!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Let's Pause and talk about: The Universe]]></title>
<link>http://soldierhawk.wordpress.com/2009/12/19/lets-pause-and-talk-about-the-universe/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>SoldierHawk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://soldierhawk.wordpress.com/2009/12/19/lets-pause-and-talk-about-the-universe/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[So this is something a little different, but since this blog is for nerds, and nerds like science (a]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>So this is something a little different, but since this blog is for nerds, and nerds like science (all nerds of the True Nerd breed, that is, of which I am decidedly one), I thought it might be of interest. Its&#8230;wow. </p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/17jymDn0W6U&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/17jymDn0W6U&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>Pretty awesome, eh? If you want a little more, we can talk about size. Specifically, the size of stars:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/HEheh1BH34Q&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/HEheh1BH34Q&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>And if you still have part of your head that has yet to explode <em>Scanners</em> style, lets talk about another kind of size. Specifically, the size of the Universe we DON&#8217;T know. (All that blank, unmapped space in the first video, remember?) Look at this picture: </p>
<p><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v73/Summers33/Website/?action=view&#38;current=Hubble_ultra_deep_field.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/Summers33/Website/Hubble_ultra_deep_field.jpg" WIDTH="430" HEIGHT="433" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p>
<p>This is the Hubble Ultra Deep Field Image, a picture of the farthest we have ever been to see in outer space. I love this picture so very, very much (in fact, its my desktop wallpaper.) I love it for its visual beauty sure, but I love what it symbolizes in terms of Man&#8217;s technological achievement, and the human will to know, and to explore as well. </p>
<p>It also helps me keep perspective. According to <a href="http://www.cracked.com">Cracked</a>:</p>
<p><strong>Right now, on your computer screen, are approximately 10,000 galaxies.</p>
<p>Each of those galaxies contains anywhere from ten million to one trillion stars.</p>
<p>The average star is roughly a million times the size of Earth.</p>
<p>And yet, with all that junk, the Universe is more than 90 percent empty space.</p>
<p>All of that, in this tiny photo. A photo that took 400 orbits and 800 exposures to take.</p>
<p>And the kicker? The photo covers <i>one thirteen-millionth</i> of the entire night sky.</p>
<p>So all that shit we just said about how big the universe is (at least 90 billion light years)? Forget it. That’s small beans. The Cosmological Horizon is here to make your day a whole lot more complicated. Since we can only observe stellar bodies that have had some effect on us (usually bombarding us with light), there is an outer limit to what we can see of the universe. Hence, the “observable universe.” What about the rest? The parts of the universe beyond our Starcraft-style fog of war? Well, according to some math we have no interest in going into, the size of the “actual” universe is so large that if the universe we just described (the impossibly, mind-bogglingly large one) were the size of a quarter, the actual universe would be the size of the Earth.</strong> </p>
<p>Holy. Shit. </p>
<p>The original article is <a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-scientific-theories-head-explode">here</a>, and its quite good if you like that sort of thing, which I happen to.</p>
<p>Some pretty awesome stuff. I haven&#8217;t yet been able to decide if I should stand in awe of all this, or curl up into the fetal position and sob as I contemplate my complete and utter insignificance. Petty differences (even the important ones like Kirk vs. Picard) seem pretty damn stupid after being slapped in the face with something like that. It really makes you think. The more you think the more you know, and of course, as every child of the 80s is aware&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://blog.mattalgren.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/knowing-is-half-the-battle.jpg"></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Odds and ends for 12/19]]></title>
<link>http://blogontherun.wordpress.com/2009/12/19/odds-and-ends-for-1219/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Lex</dc:creator>
<guid>http://blogontherun.wordpress.com/2009/12/19/odds-and-ends-for-1219/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The GOP&#8217;s 2010 narrative, courtesy of non-GOP Eli at Firedoglake: “Look, we were the ones who ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><strong>The GOP&#8217;s 2010 narrative</strong>, courtesy of non-GOP <a href="http://firedoglake.com/2009/12/18/whats-the-matter-with-democrats/">Eli at Firedoglake</a>: “Look, we were the ones who voted against giving Wall Street hundreds of billions of dollars, who voted against that tool at the Fed who doesn’t care about your job, who voted against forcing you to spend your hard-earned money on junk insurance you can’t afford to use.  Obama and the Democrats are screwing you over to funnel money to corporate fatcats, and we’re trying to stop them.” I bet it works, too.</p>
<p><strong>Global-warming conspiracy theorists</strong> &#8230; <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121352495">at the Pentagon</a>.</p>
<p><strong>The health of the commercial banking industry</strong>, as <a href="http://firedoglake.com/2009/12/19/the-fdic-is-looking-forward-to-a-very-busy-new-year/">summarized by Peterr</a>: If you&#8217;re the FDIC putting your budget together for 2010, &#8220;you don’t double your receivership budget if you think bank failures are slowing down.&#8221; Fun fact: The figure being doubled was itself almost doubled in mid-year 2009 from what it was set at at the beginning of the year, because of the growth in bank failures.</p>
<p><strong>Glenn Beck, cracked</strong>: When I was a kid, Cracked was the less nuanced competitor to Mad magazine. But in the Internet age, Cracked has found its footing. Consider <a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-3444-the-christmas-sweater/">this unpacking</a> of the Glenn Beck phenomenon, which includes this gem: &#8220;The difference between a Glenn Beck conspiracy and the coronation scene in <em>Carrie</em> is Carrie didn&#8217;t overreact as hysterically.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Different standards</strong>: Can you imagine the media hissy fit if Democrats were to try to filibuster an Iraq-Afghanistan spending bill just to delay some other legislation that was part of the GOP agenda? But when Republicans do it to try to delay health-care legislation, it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/18/AR2009121800241.html">perfectly OK</a>, or at least unremarkable.</p>
<p><strong>Blech</strong>: I started off my Christmas break with sinuses stuffy AND running AND hurting, and a lot of chest congestion. I&#8217;ve hit the Neilmed bottle twice, and it has helped a little but not as much as I had hoped.  Rather than playing in the snow with Hooper and Victoria, which is what I <em>wanted</em> to do, I&#8217;ve spent most of the day in bed. On the bright side, the streets appear navigable, so I should be able to run to the store tomorrow for the appropriate junk food to consume during Panthers/Vikings.</p>
<p><strong>Speaking of which,</strong> I am probably deriving far more amusement than I should from the thought that the teams will be playing tomorrow night on the frozen tundra of Bank of America Stadium because the Vikes are now an indoor team. But I&#8217;m not under any illusions about who&#8217;s going to win, just as I hope John Fox is not under any illusions that Jerry Richardson is going to keep him on.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Popper Selections: A response]]></title>
<link>http://kilroydancefighter.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/popper-selections-a-response/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kilroy del Dancefighter Estallion the First</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kilroydancefighter.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/popper-selections-a-response/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After a much longer period than I would have liked, I have recently finished reading Popper Selectio]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Left 4 Dead 2 No-steam servers]]></title>
<link>http://cehasuc.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/left-4-dead-2-no-steam-servers/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cehasuc</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cehasuc.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/left-4-dead-2-no-steam-servers/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here you can find l4d2 no-steam servers! most of them are v2.0.0.6]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Missing Links - Digital Syntax Edition]]></title>
<link>http://worldsasmyth.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/missing-links-digital-syntax-edition/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>worldsasmyth</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Get your tunes out on your run of the mill computer keyboard with this Virtual Piano. &#8211; via Cr]]></description>
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<li>Get your tunes out on your run of the mill computer keyboard with this <a href="http://www.cmagics.com/beta/piano/" target="_blank">Virtual Piano</a>. &#8211; via <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/101_top-picks-december" target="_blank">Cracked</a></li>
<li>Pre-order Star Trek Online at participating stores and get extra space-junk. It&#8217;s the only time that Walmart customers have an advantage over anyone else ever. &#8211; from <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/12/star-trek-online-preorders-get-extra-space-junk" target="_blank">Gamma Squad<br />
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<li>Man loses hand in car crash, gets it <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/man_controls_robotic_arm_with.php" target="_blank">replaced with a robotic arm</a> that he controls with his mind and has the sensation of touch. Quick, somebody run over my hand. &#8211; from <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/" target="_blank">Geekologie </a>via <a href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2009/12/dont-tread-on-these-links" target="_blank">Gamma Squad</a><br />
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<li><a href="http://www.scumbagstyle.com/mario-named-newest-scumbag.html" target="_blank">Mario named newest scumbag</a>. My personal vote for Best Digital Scumbag. Although Tetris God may be up there. &#8211; from <a href="http://www.scumbagstyle.com" target="_blank">Scumbag Style</a></li>
<li>If movies could have sex with each other and procreate, <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/trailer-end-all-trailers" target="_blank">this would be their progeny</a>. This trailer made my skull collapse in on itself. -from <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com" target="_blank">Screen Junkies</a></li>
<li>Shortly after that video collapsed my head, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5424928/google-demonstrates-quantum-algorithm-promising-superfast-search" target="_blank">this article</a> turned it inside out and created a black hole. Two words: <em>&#8220;quantum</em>&#8221; and &#8220;<em>processing</em>.&#8221; &#8211; from <a href="http://gizmodo.com/" target="_blank">Gizmodo<br />
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<li>So you&#8217;ll get a shiny tablet in 2010 so you can read all your new books digitally &#8211; but what about the ones you&#8217;ve already got? <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/12/diy-book-scanner/" target="_blank">Daniel Reetz has an answer for you</a>. &#8211; from <a href="http://www.wired.com" target="_blank">Wired</a></li>
<li>Male seahorses eat their young; gaydar works within 50 milliseconds of seeing the face; and the phrase: &#8220;The estimated γ values are consistent with a monotonic decrease from 2 to 1 with increasing text length,&#8221; in regards to authors of classical works. -from <a href="http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/12/weird-science-consumes-its-young" target="_blank">Ars Technica</a>.</li>
<li>You don&#8217;t have to be in school to enjoy these <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/12/10-android-apps-for-the-tech-savvy-student" target="_blank">mostly free apps</a>, you just need a phone that runs Android. So go ahead - my non-Android phone and I won&#8217;t mind. &#8211; from <a href="http://www.wired.com/" target="_blank">Wired</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5425288/canon-5d-time-lapse-video-is-perfect-viewing-material-for-lazy-sunday-afternoons" target="_blank">Time-lapse footage </a>from Japan in Autumn &#8211; breathtaking. &#8211; from <a href="http://gizmodo.com" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a></li>
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<link>http://petrapics.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/broken-tombstone/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Petra</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Broken Tombstone, originally uploaded by Petra Brown.]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size:.8em;margin-top:0;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/petrabrown/3934283801/">Broken Tombstone</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/petrabrown/">Petra Brown</a>.</span></div>
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<title><![CDATA[ TweakMaster Pro v3.02 - Internet Optimizer]]></title>
<link>http://darkbite.wordpress.com/2009/12/12/tweakmaster-pro-v3-02/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>darkbite</dc:creator>
<guid>http://darkbite.wordpress.com/2009/12/12/tweakmaster-pro-v3-02/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Internet Connection Optimization TweakMASTER will substantially improve your web surfing and downloa]]></description>
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<h3>Internet Connection  Optimization</h3>
<p>TweakMASTER will substantially improve your web surfing and download speeds. It works for all types of connections: dial-up, DSL, Cable or Wireless. Even AOL users will be amazed with the improvement TweakMASTER provides.</p>
<p>The Optimization Wizard will walk you through some recommended settings using several different &#8220;optimization strategies&#8221;.  It asks a few simple questions and then optimizes your Internet Connection Automatically.</p>
<p>You may also wish to experiment with some other settings in the Advanced Optimization Settings dialog to obtain the fastest possible connection. TweakMASTER places you in total control of all networking configuration parameters on your computer. <!--more Read More--></p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/fox16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />LinkFox (TweakMASTER <em>PRO</em> only)</h3>
<p>TweakMASTER <a href="http://www.tweakmaster.com/linkfox.php">LinkFox</a> is the first truly discriminating web accelerator for Internet Explorer. It will intelligently load only the links you want to look at, so they will load instantly the moment you are ready to view them. LinkFox is a great timesaver for any serious web surfer. This function is available only in <a href="http://www.tweakmaster.com/pro.php">Professional</a> version of  TweakMASTER.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/dumeter16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />DU Meter (TweakMASTER <em>PRO</em> only)</h3>
<p>Our award-winning DU Meter utility provides an accurate account of the data which is flowing through your computer&#8217;s network connection at any given moment. This readout is presented in both numerical and graphical format, in real time. DU Meter includes extensive logging facility, flexible events system, and more. It is available only in <a href="http://www.tweakmaster.com/pro.php">Professional</a> version of TweakMASTER.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/accellerator16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />DNS Accelerator</h3>
<p>TweakMASTER includes the first truly intelligently designed DNS caching facility which helps you to connect faster to the sites you visit most often. The DNS Accelerator is fully automatic once enabled and will speed up your web experience with no further attention on your part.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/speed16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />Connection Speed Measurement</h3>
<p>The Connection Throughput Test can be used to accurately measure the throughput of your Internet connection, to decide which optimization strategy works best for you.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/clock16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />Clock Synchronization</h3>
<p>TweakMASTER allows you to perform regularly scheduled updates to your computer&#8217;s clock from accurate time servers on the Internet. You can schedule these updates daily or weekly if you like.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/ping16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />Advanced Ping and Traceroute</h3>
<p>Advanced Ping and Traceroute is an enhanced version of popular utilities for troubleshooting network connectivity problems, traffic congestion, and other related problems. TweakMASTER&#8217;s integrated implementation offers a &#8220;swiss army knife&#8221; for network troubleshooting, and enhances the traditional implementation is many ways.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/viewer16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />Network Connections Viewer</h3>
<p>Network Connections Viewer is a tool which lets you see all currently established TCP connections, and see on which TCP and UDP ports your computer &#8220;listens&#8221; for incoming connections.</p>
<p>Seeing what programs open network connections, and to which hosts, can give insights to what&#8217;s really going on behind the scenes on your computer. Network Connections Viewer is an investigative tool which can come in handy when you suspect privacy violations by some of your  software, or when you suspect infection by a worm or virus. Seeing what ports are open on your computer can also be important in the evaluation of your computer&#8217;s security and protection against hackers.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/whois16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />WhoIs Client</h3>
<p>WhoIs is a searchable database maintained by network registrars that contains information about domain names, IP addresses, networks, networking organizations, and the contacts associated with them.</p>
<p>TweakMASTER WhoIs is a utility that queries different WhoIs databases. It selects the correct WhoIs server automatically, therefore eliminating any guesswork. WhoIs supports more than 200 different WhoIs databases.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/dns16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />DNS Client</h3>
<p>The Domain Name System (DNS) is a hierarchical naming system for  computers,  services, or any resource participating in the Internet. It serves as  the &#8220;phone  book&#8221; for the Internet by translating human-friendly computer into  numeric  (binary) IP addresses.</p>
<p>DNS client in TweakMASTER helps you diagnose various connectivity  issues by  letting you query DNS server of your choice. By default, your computer&#8217;s  first  default DNS server is queried. However you may elect to use any other  DNS for  troubleshooting. When resolving web site connectivity problems, it is  often  useful to first query WhoIs database for authoritative DNS servers, and  then  compare DNS query results from your default DNS server and the  authoritative DNS  server for domain in question.</p>
<h3><img src="http://www.tweakmaster.com/images/tmicons/keep16.gif" alt="" width="16" height="16" />Connection Minder</h3>
<p>TweakMASTER is able to execute user-specified programs upon detection  of an  active Internet connection. This feature is useful when you don&#8217;t want  programs  to be started on Windows startup, yet want them to be available when you  connect  to the Internet. Instant messaging (MSN, ICQ), VoIP (Skype, etc.) and  other  software fall into this category. If you don&#8217;t have an &#8220;always-on&#8221;  Internet  connection, you will appreciate this function.</p>
<p>Some Internet Service Providers (ISPs) disconnect users that appear to be &#8220;idle&#8221; and not doing anything productive with their Internet Connection. This happens more often during the peak hours when the ISP&#8217;s infrastructure is overloaded. And of course, once you&#8217;re disconnected, you are faced with repeated busy signals when trying to re-connect. If you have such an ISP, TweakMASTER can help you to stay online at all times.</p>
<p><em>Website : <a href="http://www.tweakmaster.com" target="_blank">http://www.tweakmaster.com/</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Download TweakMaster Pro v3.02 + Patch : <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/289628088/TweakMASTER_PRO_3.02_Build_R3102.rar">Rapidshare</a> &#124;&#124; <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?zai3wdrzz2o">MediaFire</a></strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Cracked Xmas 12 Was a Huge Success!]]></title>
<link>http://thetrevorproject.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/cracked-xmas-12-was-a-huge-success/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>thetrevorproject</dc:creator>
<guid>http://thetrevorproject.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/cracked-xmas-12-was-a-huge-success/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Khloe and Kim Kardashian and Kelly Osbourne with Trevor Project Executive Director, Charles Robbins ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><div id="attachment_968" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=3134400&#38;id=24470472733"><img class="size-medium wp-image-968" title="Kardashians, Charles, Kelly" src="http://thetrevorproject.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/kardashians-charles-kelly.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Khloe and Kim Kardashian and Kelly Osbourne with Trevor Project Executive Director, Charles Robbins</p></div>
<p>Thank you to everyone that came out last Sunday for the 12th Annual Cracked Xmas Gala at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles! Among our many celebrity supporters in attendance were cast members from <em>Glee, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother,</em> Marc Shaiman, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Kelly Osbourne, Caroline Rhea, Carol Leifer, Rachael Harris, and MORE! We were also treated to performances by Vanessa Carlton and the Gay Men&#8217;s Chorus of Los Angeles. The Trevor Project honored AT&#38;T and Neil Patrick Harris with achievement awards. This annual event raises critical funds for The Trevor Project and helps to bring awareness to our lifesaving resources for LGBTQ youth in crisis.  Thank you to all who participated and to those who volunteered or attended the event!</p>
<p>The media coverage is pouring in &#8211; please stay tuned for additional coverage!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon]]></title>
<link>http://funwithcole.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/5-clothing-innovations-that-will-be-annoying-you-soon/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cogamble</dc:creator>
<guid>http://funwithcole.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/5-clothing-innovations-that-will-be-annoying-you-soon/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon Here&#8217;s an article I edited (added ha-ha]]></description>
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<p><em>Here&#8217;s an article I edited (added ha-ha&#8217;s and larfs to) but the writer mentioned is the true research genius. Enjoy!</em></p>
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<div>By 																			<a href="http://www.cracked.com/members/Pandajuice">Matthew Hayden</a></div>
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<p>There are certain inventions that really don&#8217;t evolve, and most clothing falls into that category. Sure, styles and fabrics change, but the shirt has been using the same basic design for centuries. A hunk of fabric with holes for your arms and head. It works just fine.</p>
<p>But the world is full of designers and inventors who need to pay the bills, and so they are busy trying to apply the latest technology to items of clothing that really, really don&#8217;t need it. Here are the awful fruits of their labors.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/224_5-clothing-innovations-that-will-be-annoying-you-soon/" target="_blank">Continue to enjoy&#8230;</a></p>
<div class="zemanta-pixie" style="margin-top:10px;height:15px;"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/64d319ed-c007-436d-b55d-ac847e5b319d/"><img class="zemanta-pixie-img" style="border:medium none;float:right;" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=64d319ed-c007-436d-b55d-ac847e5b319d" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]" /></a></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Cracked.]]></title>
<link>http://amvazutpe.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/cracked/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>tudortrogmaer</dc:creator>
<guid>http://amvazutpe.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/cracked/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[6 comportamente al pisicilor ce au de fapt tendinte diabolice, 8 reclame rasiste ce nu ai crede ca s]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><a href="http://amvazutpe.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/crackedman.jpg"><img style="display:inline;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;border-width:0;" title="cracked man" src="http://amvazutpe.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/crackedman_thumb.jpg?w=172&#038;h=168" border="0" alt="cracked man" width="172" height="168" align="left" /></a>6 comportamente al pisicilor ce au de fapt tendinte diabolice, 8 reclame rasiste ce nu ai crede ca sunt din ultimi ani, 6 inventatori ce au primit un mare rahat pentru realizarile lor. Vedeti un sablon aici ? Acestea sunt doar o parte din titlurile baietilor de la <a href="http://www.cracked.com/">Cracked</a>, baieti care de altfel scriu foarte misto si foarte amuzant.</p>
<p>Alaturi de articole pline de umor si ce ofera o perspectiva inedita asupra subiectelor abordate sunt concursurile de photoshop facute periodic, in care se da o tema anume si cititorii se dezlantuie frenetic. Ce iese ? <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18205_if-blockbuster-films-had-been-made-50.html">Asta</a>. <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18174_rejected-ideas-disaster-movies.html">Sau asta</a>. Si <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16494_20-everyday-items-if-they-were-designed-batman.html">asta</a>.</p>
<p>Eventual daca va plictisiti, vizitati <a href="http://www.cracked.com/forums/">forumul</a> lor. E plin de chestii misto , in special in sectiunea <a href="http://www.cracked.com/forums/forum/image-board">imagini</a>, unde pe langa topicul dedicat concursului de photoshop mai aveti cateva jocuri de forum tare misto.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Something we don't agree on...]]></title>
<link>http://sangomasmith.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/something-we-dont-agree-on/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sangomasmith</dc:creator>
<guid>http://sangomasmith.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/something-we-dont-agree-on/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I love the idea of clothes that can display video. Now if only they could come up with something sim]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I love the idea of clothes <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/224_5-clothing-innovations-that-will-be-annoying-you-soon/" target="_self">that can display video</a>. Now if only they could come up with something similar for tattoos&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Actually, the Correct Answer is 'Hit Turbo Boost'.]]></title>
<link>http://hobojesus.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/actually-the-correct-answer-is-hit-turbo-boost/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hobojesus</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hobojesus.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/actually-the-correct-answer-is-hit-turbo-boost/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, I was stoned and unemployed. And bored. Fearing for my sanity, I decided to allevi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>A few months ago, I was stoned and unemployed. And bored. Fearing for my sanity, I decided to alleviate the growing stir-craziness that can only come with living in Ohio by writing an article for <a href="http://cracked.com/" target="_blank">Cracked.com</a>&#8217;s Topic Pages. The subject of my article?</p>
<p>David Hasselhoff.</p>
<p>Why David Hasselhoff? I don&#8217;t know. I love the guy, but I don&#8217;t know why. He&#8217;s a horrible human being, a terrible father, and a mediocre singer. He&#8217;s a washed-up and hollowed-out shell of a has-been. In short, he&#8217;s Al Bundy.</p>
<p>Oh, wait. <em>That&#8217;s </em>why I love David Hasselhoff.</p>
<p>Motive aside, I created a flowchart about the Hoff&#8217;s problem-solving methods (which took me all of fifteen minutes and two hits of a doob to do) and wrote a few paragraphs containing dubious and apocryphal facts of a Chuck-Norris-esque nature. At one point I may have compared his majesty to that of a blue whale. That done, I clicked &#8220;Publish&#8221; and sent it off into the ether, positive that it would never get any further than bringing a chuckle or two to the four people left on Earth who happened to find the Hoff interesting <em>and</em>happened to be Cracked readers. My task had been accomplished. I had killed enough time and now <em>Scrubs </em>was on.</p>
<p>A few days later, though, I logged on to find that my little bastard brainchild had made the front page of Cracked.com, netting the article an eventual 200,000 views and 900 diggs (whatever the fuck that is).</p>
<p>Suffice it to say, I was a wee bit shocked. People actually liked it. Of course, just as many people hated it. That was to be expected. Hell, <em>I </em>hated it, and I wrote the damn thing. It wasn&#8217;t meant to be funny. I don&#8217;t know what the hell it was meant for. It was something that I did to kill thirty minutes on a dull afternoon. And yet, there it was. All over the Internet an unfunny flowchart was plastered over a photo of David Hasselhoff covering his naughty bits with puppies.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-1074-david-hasselhoff/">(Click to read the original article)</a></p>
<p>I spent the entire day doing what anyone who had just had his first brush with Internet fame would do: I Googled the shit out of my creation. And it was fucking <em>everywhere</em>. On Twitter, on MySpace, on Facebook &#8212; it had even made a few news sites. While a part of me was ecstatic at the exposure it was getting, another was horrified, positive that the amount of praise such an unfunny piece of shit was getting was a sure sign of the further decline of the modern person&#8217;s ability to recognize and appreciate genuine comedy (the ONLY possible explanation for Dane Cook). And I got drunk and wept.</p>
<p>So. A few months later, and a part of me still regrets ever writing that article. But it&#8217;s too late. It&#8217;s in the ether, and there&#8217;s no going back. Hell, type in &#8220;The David Hasselhoff Problem-Solving Method&#8221; into Google and see how far you get before the search bar suggests it to you. To this day it&#8217;s the only thing I&#8217;ve ever written that made quite that big an impact on the Internet, and, yes, this depresses me infinitely because one day I will die, and all this is all I will have left behind.</p>
<p>Oh, god.</p>
<p>Still.</p>
<p>For one day, I was e-famous. For one day, I was all over the place. For one day, I <em>won </em>the Internet.</p>
<p>And I owed it all to David Hasselhoff.</p>
<p>Godspeed, sir. I&#8217;ll bring the vodka, you bring the Wendy&#8217;s.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Sejarah Internet - Direct TV Internet - Apakah Direct TV Internet Yang&#39;s Cracked Up to Be?]]></title>
<link>http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/sejarah-internet-direct-tv-internet-apakah-direct-tv-internet-yangs-cracked-up-to-be/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pemuda2009</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[sejarah internet Beberapa hari kemudian aku akhirnya mengambil beberapa menit dan menusuk di sekitar]]></description>
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<p> Beberapa hari kemudian aku akhirnya mengambil beberapa menit dan menusuk di sekitar online mencari <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com" title="komputer"><b>komputer</b></a> informasi tentang layanan internet dari Direct TV. Saya melakukan jumlah besar <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/sejarah-komputer-the-evolution-of-technology-the-history-of-komputer/" title="Sejarah Komputer">Sejarah Komputer</a> mencari mengarungi melalui sekumpulan omong kosong dan datang pergi dengan tiga dan hanya tiga tempat yang <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/teknologi-mengatasi-frustrasi-dengan-teknologi/" title="Teknologi">Teknologi</a> patut waktu Anda. Aku memutuskan untuk penunjuk orang-orang untuk datang kembali ke kemudian ketika aku punya lebih banyak waktu. <strong> aku Ve tercantum di bawah ini sehingga Anda dapat memeriksa <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/teknologi-informasi-teknologi-informasi-problem-solving-6-prinsip-the-scientific-problem-solving/" title="Teknologi Informasi">Teknologi Informasi</a> mereka sendiri. </strong> Anyway beberapa hari berlalu dan adik ipar panggilan rumah dan ingin tahu apakah kita Ve mendapat layanan Internet Direct TV belum. Yah semua yang melakukan adalah membangkitkan istri <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/teknologi-new-laptop-technology-you-need-to-know-sebelum-membeli-your-next-laptop/" title="Teknologi">Teknologi</a> saya merengek pada saya tentang mengapa aku hadn T melakukan apa yang aku bilang aku D lakukan. Jadi kembali ke komputer saya pergi. </p>
<p> Kali ini saya sedikit lebih berhati-hati dan mengambil waktu saya melihat lebih dari satu situs pertama lalu yang lain <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/komputer-judul-website-anda-costing-anda-bisa-menjadi-uang/" title="Komputer">Komputer</a> tapi aku akhirnya akan kembali ke tiga tempat yang sama aku bookmarked sebelumnya. Ingat link ke mereka berada di akhir cerita ini . Aku menemukan semua jenis informasi yang saya butuhkan untuk membuat keputusan <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/bisnis-internet-delapan-langkah-untuk-merusak-bisnis-internet-anda/" title="Bisnis Internet">Bisnis Internet</a> cerdas tentang Direct TV S layanan Internet. </p>
<p> Sepertinya itu doesn <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/sejarah-email-cara-hindari-the-3-biggest-title-tag-kesalahan-dengan-search-engine/" title="Sejarah Email">Sejarah Email</a> Jadi masalah di mana Anda tinggal mereka Kembali bisa mendapatkan Internet untuk Anda apakah itu S melalui saluran telepon Anda yang ada atau melalui satelit. Aku bahkan berlari membaca sebuah artikel di salah satu pencarian Direct TV mengatakan akan menawarkan akses Internet melalui kabel listrik dan bahwa S akan menjadi sangat manis <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/16/sejarah-komputer-sejarah-komputer-komputer-dan-teknologi/" title="Sejarah Komputer">Sejarah Komputer</a> ketika mendapat digulirkan secara nasional. </p>
<p> Dan Direct TV adalah bermitra dengan beberapa perusahaan terkenal dalam industri komunikasi untuk memberikan akses Internet kepada Anda tidak peduli di mana rumah Anda. Berat pemukul seperti AT
<p> Sesuai dengan situs saya Ve direferensikan di bawah ini ada saat-saat ketika Anda dapat menemukan tabungan substansial ketika Anda bundel langsung Anda akses Internet TV dan bersama-sama. Promosi bervariasi itulah sebabnya itu S penting untuk memesan melalui situs yang saat ini tetap seperti yang di bawah ini. </p>
<p> Pokoknya kita akhirnya mendapatkannya dan istri S bahagia Untuk saat ini. Dan aku harus mengakui <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/bisnis-internet/" title="Bisnis Internet">Bisnis Internet</a> aku juga. Akses internet melalui TV langsung tahun cahaya lebih cepat daripada dial-up tua. <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/komputer-membeli-sempurna-komputer-the-pertama-sisa" title="Komputer">Komputer</a> Menengok ke belakang aku bisa T percaya aku menunggu begitu lama. Untungnya anda tidak T have to. Yang harus Anda lakukan adalah klik link <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/teknologi-komputer-seorang-sekilas-dalam-pelatihan-teknologi-komputer/" title="Teknologi Komputer">Teknologi Komputer</a> di bawah ini dan Anda dapat menemukan penawaran terbaik sekarang berjalan di Direct TV <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/sejarah-internet-hapus-dan-hapus-sejarah-internet-sejarah-internet-tools/" title="Sejarah Internet">Sejarah Internet</a> S layanan Internet. Tidak <a href="http://perkembanganjaman.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/ekonomi-bisnis-mayor-ekonomi-bisnis/" title="komputer"><b>komputer</b></a> perlu biaya untuk klik dan siapa tahu mungkin menyelamatkan Anda sebuah kemasan. </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Cracking WinRAR v3.71]]></title>
<link>http://jakash3.wordpress.com/2009/12/06/cracking-winrar-v3-71/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jakash3</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[This tutorial will show you how to remove the 40 days trial timer for WinRAR 3.71 and create a patch]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>This tutorial will show you how to remove the 40 days<br />
trial timer for WinRAR 3.71 and create a patch for it.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?2v4zzzhngnm">Download this</a></strong> which includes the following for what you need:</p>
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<li>WinRAR 3.71 Trial Version</li>
<li>Disassembler: HDASM (Hacker&#8217;s Disassembler)</li>
<li>Hex Editor: HIEW (Hacker&#8217;s View)</li>
<li>Patch Creator: dUP (diablo2oo2&#8217;s Universal Patcher)</li>
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<p>First open the wrar371 setup file to install WinRAR. Now open WinRAR, and as you can see, there is the notice that comes up that says that you have 40 days to evaluate WinRAR then you have to buy it.<br />
<a href="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg11.jpg"><img src="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg11.jpg" alt="[Image: WinRAR 40 days trial notice]" title="wctutimg1" width="356" height="184" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-106" /></a></p>
<p>First before doing anything, make a copy/backup of WinRAR.exe &#8220;C:\Program Files\WinRAR\WinRAR.exe&#8221;.<br />
Now we will disassemble WinRAR. So open HDASM and through here, load the copy of WinRAR.exe that you created, don&#8217;t worry about the settings for disassembling; just stick with the default and click Disassemble. Once loaded, we will look at the dialog box references of this program; the one that we will try to find is called (by window title) &#8220;Please purchase WinRAR license&#8221; (the dialog we see when we open WinRAR). To see this list of dialogs, click &#8216;D&#8217; on the toolbar. Now search for the dialog by typing in the search bar &#8220;Please purchase WinRAR license&#8221;. Of course, you don&#8217;t have to type the whole thing: once you have typed &#8216;Please pur&#8217; it will index to the only possible item for what we are searching for. When indexed you will see the ID keyword next to it which in this case is &#8220;REMINDER&#8221;. Now we can take this ID and search for it in the disassembly. Exit the dialog references box and click &#8216;S&#8217; (for search string references) on the toolbar and search for &#8220;REMINDER&#8221; w/out the quote. Double click on the result and it will bring to the offset address 0043FF47, please make a note of this address.<br />
<a href="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg2.jpg"><img src="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg2.jpg" alt="[Image: HDASM &#39;REMINDER&#39; search in disassembly" title="wctutimg2" width="600" height="328" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-109" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>At this address the instruction is &#8216;push 004A8AA0&#8242;, if you go to the 004A8AA0 address in the file (with a hex editor) you will see that all the hex bytes [up until the hex 00 (null termination)] spell out &#8216;REMINDER&#8217; in ascii. And remember that this is an ID for the trial reminder dialog box. on the second to next instruction you will see a call to USER32.DialogBoxParamA external library to show and execute the functions of the trial reminder box that was pushed to the stack for one of the arguments.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now that we know the address of where this dialog comes in we can modify it to take it out by replacing the instruction &#8216;push 004A8AA0&#8242; with &#8216;nop&#8217;&#8217;s so when the library call is executed it will return nothing since the ID of the dialog template is not specified. A hex editor is required for the raw modification of files. So we shall exit HDASM and drag and drop WinRAR.exe into HIEW to load the hex dump and disassembly of WinRAR into HIEW (HIEW32.exe). Now after you have loaded WinRAR into HIEW press F4 (mode) and select decode, press F5 (goto address) and enter &#8216;.0043FF47&#8242; to go to the address of the REMINDER dialog setup. Once at this address, press F3 to edit, and type 90 five times to replace &#8216;push 0004A8AA0&#8242; with &#8216;nop {newline} nop {newline} nop {newline} nop {newline} nop&#8217;, nop means No Operation it will perform no instruction; it&#8217;s just a byte to take up file space.<br />
<a href="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg3.jpg"><img src="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg3.jpg" alt="[Image: Comparison of old WinRAR code to new modified code" title="wctutimg3" width="517" height="336" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-118" /></a><br />
Press F9 to update. </p>
<p>Finally we have a cracked version copy of WinRAR! Optionally we can make a patcher for this so when you re-install the trial of winrar 3.71 again, you can just open the patcher in the same directory and winrar will be modified again for the crack, instead of going through what we just did all over again. This patch will be made with dUP. </p>
<p>Before starting, we should have our patched cracked version of WinRAR.exe (which we just made) and the original WinRAR.exe file that is not cracked.</p>
<p>First to make a winrar crack patch open dUP and select New Project.<br />
From here just enter patch info to show to the user before they execute the patch. After saving, click Add and select [offset patch]. Edit the offset patch data by double-clicking [Offset Patch] in the listbox. The file that we want this program to patch is WinRAR.exe, so browse and select the original WinRAR.exe file for the Target File. And instead of entering the offset, the original byte, and the patched byte, we will just compare the orignal WinRAR.exe file to the cracked WinRAR.exe. Do this by going to the Compare Files groupbox and enter the orignal winrar and our patched winrar for the appropriate fields and click Compare. Now that the file knows what to patch we can save this, click save.<br />
<a href="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg4.jpg"><img src="http://jakash3.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/wctutimg4.jpg" alt="[Image: Offset patch data to enter]" title="wctutimg4" width="568" height="549" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-122" /></a><br />
Finally, click Create Patch.<br />
The patcher file will be created in your specified directory, after refreshing that directory you should see it. Congrats on creating your WinRAR 3.71 Patch Crack! As said earlier, after you install the trial of winrar 3.71 just open the patch within the same folder as WinRAR.exe and patch it. </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ninja Assassin Cracked]]></title>
<link>http://hotfiledownload.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/ninja-assassin-cracked/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hotfiledownload</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hotfiledownload.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/ninja-assassin-cracked/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Download Link: http://hotfile.com/dl/19098989/ad2a946/Ninja_Assassin-v1.0.rar.html]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:left;">Download Link:<br />
<a href="http://hotfile.com/dl/19098989/ad2a946/Ninja_Assassin-v1.0.rar.html">http://hotfile.com/dl/19098989/ad2a946/Ninja_Assassin-v1.0.rar.html</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[blinded.]]></title>
<link>http://turtlefly.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/blinded/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>turtlefly</dc:creator>
<guid>http://turtlefly.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/blinded/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I was a sucker and took my Canon with me to Thanksgiving even though I can&#8217;t see a thing when ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I was a sucker and took my Canon with me to Thanksgiving even though I can&#8217;t see a thing when I&#8217;m using it, what with its broken LCD screen. I&#8217;ve never been so cautious with my camera. I didn&#8217;t realize how much not being able to see would affect me. For one thing, I couldn&#8217;t change any settings and be sure I hadn&#8217;t overturned the clickwheel or something. I thought I might be able to instinctively feel the frame the way I usually do even when I have the LCD working, but something about knowing that I was blind made me less sure of myself. It was a good thing I brought along the Sony, too. Here&#8217;s one of the shots I took blind.</p>
<p><a title="chandelier by turtlefly♥, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/turtlefly/4139048045/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4139048045_83417ebe8a.jpg" alt="chandelier" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>I like it, but I would have taken a few other shots with this pretty chandelier if I&#8217;d been able to see. It was satisfying to see that I&#8217;d gotten what I wanted when I stuck my memory card into my laptop, but it wasn&#8217;t so fun holding my breath wondering if I&#8217;d gotten it before I was able to go home and check.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another one:</p>
<p><a title="ceiling fan by turtlefly♥, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/turtlefly/4139818874/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4139818874_b2426e669c.jpg" alt="ceiling fan" width="500" height="318" /></a></p>
<p>I got this one in the place that I wanted it when I took it, but I ended up cropping it when I looked it back over. I&#8217;m satisfied with the ceiling, but I mourn how the lights came out. I would have liked them to look more like this,</p>
<p><a title="ceiling fan by turtlefly♥, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/turtlefly/4139060643/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/4139060643_67bacece9c.jpg" alt="ceiling fan" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>which I took on the Sony, because I doubted I&#8217;d be able to get it right while blind. Usually with lamps and lights like this, I&#8217;m shooting in Manual and changing the aperture, shutter speed &#38; ISO more than I do with most of my other shots. Actually, they&#8217;re probably only rivalled by the moon.</p>
<p>If and when I get my camera fixed, hopefully I&#8217;ll know it better than I do now. I thought I knew it well enough, but maybe not. I think I did well considering the blindness and my unwillingness to somehow put my camera in a worse condition by using it too much while it&#8217;s down, but maybe someone else would disagree. Has anyone else ever found themselves working with a camera that had no viewfinder or working LCD screen?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Homosexuality and Religion.]]></title>
<link>http://braidzy.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/homosexuality-and-religion/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>braidzy</dc:creator>
<guid>http://braidzy.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/homosexuality-and-religion/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The debate still flares with such passion in a modern context, in regards to homosexuality coincidin]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-size:x-small;"><em>The debate still flares with such passion in a modern context, in regards to homosexuality coinciding with religion. Love being the main underlying factor of both of these attributes of humanity creates a tension between the two.</em></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size:x-small;"><em>From a Catholic perspective the church condemns the act of homosexuality, that is the act of sexual relations between a man and another man, or a woman and indeed another woman. The church however does not condemn same-sex attraction or personal desires so long as they are contained to within the person. For most this is completely outrageous, as they should be able to express their sexuality in a way in which they feel comfortable and safe. But before one can place the blame entirely upon the church one must understand that the church also condemns sexual practices for mere pleasure (therefore the banning of contraception). It is stated that every act of sex should be open to the creation of a human being, which is the church’s main defence when dealing with matters of homosexuality.</em></span></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Catholicism. ]]></title>
<link>http://braidzy.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/catholicism/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>braidzy</dc:creator>
<guid>http://braidzy.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/catholicism/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There is no doubt, in a Catholic belief system homosexuality is intrinsically &#8220;wrong.&#8221; H]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><span style="font-size:x-small;">There is no doubt, in a Catholic belief system homosexuality is intrinsically &#8220;wrong.&#8221; However, there is a <strong>direct lack of evidence why</strong>. It is almost as though if questioned, a believer would merely say (in a more eloquent manner) <em>&#8220;because God said so.&#8221;</em> If as human beings we were to believe and worship everything with more power than ourselves then where would I society be headed? Would there be any scientific development? <strong>Would there be any progression of humanity?</strong>This other <strong>terribly discriminatory</strong> ideology that homosexual relationships have the capacity to devalue or in effect hinder a heterosexual relationship is completely <strong><em>illogical</em>. </strong><em>How can a relationship that you have no knowledge of, destroy your relationship?</em> In regards to homosexual marriage, American comedian Wanda Sykes puts it into a humorous colloquialism, &#8220;If you don’t believe in same-sex marriage, then don&#8217;t marry somebody of the same-sex.&#8221; Marriage is another topic that is too lengthy to delve into right now, however, people argue that the sanctity of marriage must be protected at all costs. However, marriage existed before religion,<strong> <em>before</em> Christianity, before Islam, before Judaism. In fact many of modern church practices (the use of candles, incense, etc.) were derived from the more ritualistic services of paganism. </strong>The Church&#8217;s view on homosexuality is clear and concise. Clarity is usually beneficial in most situations. But the passion at which the Church argues that these acts of homosexuality are <strong>&#8220;wrong&#8221;</strong> has a direct <strong>relationship</strong> to the amount of discrimination that exists in the wider society. One might even go so far as to argue that it could be the one of the underlying factors in the higher rate of suicide in gay teens. It an absolutely appalling statistic that approximately<em> <strong>30% of GLBT youths will attempt suicide.</strong></em> The Church is also used as a justification for violent and discriminatory acts. Matthew Shepherd’s death is a tragic example of the extent to which fear and text can motivate someone. Imagine if it were you, tied to a fence post, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die. Why? Merely because of the colour of your skin, the type of men you found attractive, your religion, your political beliefs, the way in which you desired to express your sexuality and who you were as a person.<br />
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<em><strong>This cycle of discrimination has to be stagnated. If not for the safety of the GLBT community, but so that we can function and develop as a species. The Church had made its stance loud and clear, but there must be logical and rational Christians and Catholics that see the flaw and larger consequences that this stance creates, not only for homosexuals, but for the wider human society.</strong></em>&#8220;Homosexuality is a lifestyle <em>choice.&#8221; -<strong>Wrong</strong>. Homosexuality is <strong>not a choice of lifestyle</strong>, but more of a part of a <em>person perceives himself or herself to be</em>. Modern psychology states that homosexuality is <em>at least 30-70% genetic</em>, therefore it can&#8217;t simply be argued that a man or woman wakes up one morning and decides that from this point in their lives that they will be homosexual. This is not to be confused with a period of discovery that many homosexuals undertake, but as Erikson defined in his stages of psychological development that all teens undergo this stage when they are attempting to find themselves and who they are as a person. The <strong>detrimental</strong> influence of society also creates this <strong>fear</strong> amongst many of today&#8217;s youth that instills into them a <strong><em>fear of being themselves</em>.</strong> Not only around their peers, but also with family and even by themselves. Hiding from one self may also lead to many psychological problems in latter life.<a href="http://braidzy.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/dark_church_by_loveinelevator.jpg"></a>
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