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Animal Farm, Circa 1982.
Sometimes crochet can go sort of….wrong. Sure, the little girl looks vaguely happy but did you take a look at the puppets’ faces? Something isn’t right here.… more →
There's A Reason Why The Word "Macrame" Rhymes With "Scare Away."
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 2 years ago: Here at Threadbared, we’re all for creativity when it comes to macrame. The medium naturally l … more →
My Hands Are Already Tired and I Haven't Even Gotten to the Fat Pants Section
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 2 years ago: I’m totally digging this idea of using the magic of needlepoint to clearly define each item of … more →
Love Is Two Souls Dwelling In One Macramed Vest.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 2 years ago: Meet Dan. Dan is going on a date. Dan is going on a blind date with Donna. Donna and Dan have a mutu … more →
The Hills Are Alive...With My Knitted Ponchoooooo...
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 2 years ago: Some days I wish I could have the kind of blind optimism this model seems to posses. The ability to … more →
Lose Weight. Stop Smoking. End Relationship With Bland, Anatomically Incorrect Boyfriend Of 46 Years
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 2 years ago: Hey yall! It’s your old friend Barbie, remember me? It’s been so long since I was last f … more →
Ho Ho No.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Well, it’s officially the holiday season now and time for me to dust off my copy of Better Hom … more →
Hide-and-Go-Stink
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: It had been one week since the annual Thompson Thanksgiving hide-and-seek game and still no one had … more →
Behind The Scenes At The "Novelties And Things" Brainstorming Session.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Novelties and Things…well, hmmm. I don’t know…it just sounds sort of vague, you kn … more →
Wait Til You See the Love Poem I Wrote on My Thighs With a Sharpie
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Wow. I can’t believe tonight is the night. I mean you hardly even talked to me until rush st … more →
He Sees You When You're Peeing. He Knows When You're Stopped Up.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Too often our bathrooms are places shrouded in mystery. Places of potties and puzzlement, th … more →
Being Both Patriotic And Women Of The South, This Is Exactly What Kimberly And I Will Be Wearing Today.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Happy July 4th everyone! Remember, every year thousands of accidents occur due to crocheting … more →
'Cause I Got A Peaceful, Easy Feeling...
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Times are hard these days. There’s war and pollution and political unrest and really bad movie … more →
If You Quilt It, Spot Will Come...Back
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Presenting the most inefficient way to search for your lost pet ever! … more →
Threadbared: Super Sounds Of The Sixties.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Spoonin’…on a Sunday afternoon Really couldn’t get away too soon I can’t ima … more →
Just Like Real Racists!
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Look! Dolls! Just like real babies! You know, real babies. In the real world. Where the white k … more →
Fantasizing Is A Perfectly Healthy And Normal Activity.
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Two examples of “Fantasy Crochet” from a mid-70s crochet book. In the first, I fantasize … more →
Pantyhose Craft Week Part V: The Dramatic Conclusion
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: WHAT IS UP WITH THE NAKED PANTYHOSE DOLLS? And people, this is only a brief sampling of what’s avail … more →
Pantyhose Craft Week: Part IV
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: Used pantyhose can also make great dolls. Especially if your children aren’t that particular. Who ne … more →
Pantyhose Craft Week: Part III
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Mary & Kimberly wrote 3 years ago: There are dozens of projects combining pantyhose and mirrors…. usually with suggestions that these o … more →
