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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: Bullet Stopper

Carmen is looking for a vest…but not just an ordinary vest!!  She is looking to start a career as a gangster rapper and needs a BULLETPROOF vest!!!   58 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: Colored Eggs

Carmen celebrated Easter over the weekend…but she is not satisfied with the color of her EGGS!!  Carmen wants to return them since the colored one aren’t as tasty as she thought.   54 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: A Positive Pregnancy

Carmen is calling her ob/gyn for a pregnancy test, but she wants to make sure the test comes out 100% POSITIVE!!! Carmen claims she wants to tell her “NBA boyfriend” that she’s pregnant and needs ANY type of proof to show him. 59 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: Wait, It Doesn't Work?

Carmen is calling about motorcycles for sale. She’s excited! She wants to know all the details on size and color. However, there’s a little side-note: They DON’T work. 69 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: Accent War

Carmen is calling to get a job at a bar. However, she can’t understand what he is saying…he’s from Boston.  His accent is a little TOO STRONG for her to comprehend. 64 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: X-Box Abuse

Carmen’s son is being verbally abused by someone he plays with on X-Box Live. Apparently, he knows a little too much about Carmen…information that her own son doesn’t even know! 75 more words

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Carmen's 7am Crank Call: Apartment Search

Carmen is looking for a new apartment and she finally found someone who is renting a room!!  As if Carmen isn’t hard enough to deal with…she plans to occupy both bathrooms and take over the apartment!!   58 more words

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