This dream began with me interviewing Kristen Stewart for some magazine in an empty parking lot at about three in the morning. She was being her usual awkward self. When we were done, I walked K-Stew … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: This dream began with me interviewing Kristen Stewart for some magazine in an empty parking lot at a … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: This latest vision featured a hilarious trend in which my friends and I all got ourselves talking … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 4 months ago: Last night, in one of the funnier dreams I’ve had lately, my friends and I were reenacting the … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 6 months ago: So I’m sitting at an outdoor bistro of some sort with Drew Barrymore and a couple other people … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 7 months ago: In my most recent vision, Ozzy Osbourne, as an April Fool’s joke, decided to announce a new fl … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 9 months ago: In the vision that besieged me last night, Jim Varney (he of Ernest fame) had a secret past as an ac … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 11 months ago: He was in this dream I had. Witness: My friend John Piacquadio wanted to make some gonzo documentary … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: I was at Applebee’s having dinner with Pamela Anderson and Barack Obama. As usual, the service … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: Dig this nutty vision: I went to see what I’m guessing was some kind of cult movie – num … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: This is one of those dreams that made me want to bust out laughing the minute I woke up. I attended … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: I just woke up from this bizarre scenario in which I was a counselor at a Summer camp for kids who w … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: This is the strangest one I’ve had in a while. There was some kind of war game going on deep i … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: Here’s a topical dream for you: I attended an advanced screening of the new Indiana Jones movi … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: In this nightmarish vision, I was on some kind of adult field trip to Vietnam. In the middle of our … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: Before I went to bed last night, I watched this Youtube clip of the Dead Kennedys playing “Naz … more →
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 year ago: Last night I had a dream in which I learned I was the fifth best Curly Howard impersonator in the co … more →
thisisitreally wrote 4 years ago: Current mood: working So last night I dreamed that I couldn’t have an orgasm. This has been a … more →
thisisitreally wrote 4 years ago: I need to quit eating shit in the middle of the night because I keep having these weird, fucked up d … more →