Looking into a girl’s purse is like simultaneously looking into her soul & into her day-to-day life. So we got to thinking. Hey, maybe we should post the contents of our purse on Pissed Off Youth. It would be fun, revealing, and…well…taboo. So, without further adieu, we bring you: THE CONTENTS OF OUR PURSES.

Ashley’s Purse

1. This is my wallet (obviously.) I believe that this deserves no further explanation.

2. Lucky You body spray that I got at Target for $7 (holler!). It’s one of my favorite scents & I spritz it on myself all the live-long day!

3. Don’t look too closely at #3, you might pass judgment on me & my health.

4. That’s my makeup bag, filled with all kinds of secrets.

5. Again, undeserving of explanation, & also rolls in tandem with #3.

6. I’m definitely going to have to explain myself here. This is a copy of Catcher in the Rye that I have been carrying in my purse for 2 years. It has no front or back cover, & if you’re wondering if I ever read it, the answer is no. The only reason it will remain in my purse until its demise is because I fear that if I remove it, something bad will happen to me. See? I revealed a little bit of my crazy girl there.

7. Those are my sunnies. A lot of people don’t know what my eyes actually look like.

8. That’s my iPhone 4, turned on its stomach to reveal its killer casing. If you’re wondering what the reoccurring sheep sticker is, our friend Shingo is a vandal artist. We like to sticker-slap his art wherever we go.

9. This is a rock that Carly gave me that, for the same reason as #6, will never be removed from my purse. Also, I think it’s funny that I literally have rocks in my purse. (Ha!)

10. These are the keys to my house & to Apollo Space Mission VII, aka Fitty, aka my 2011 Honda Fit (& other miscellaneous keychains.)

Passing the torch to Carly now!

Carly’s Purse

1. These are my shades that I purchased from a thrift store for a crisp Washington & some jingle. Well worth it, I’d say.

2. This is my shit-yourself-cute Hello Kitty wallet that I purchased at Niko Niko. It was also the second purchase I made on my credit card, which is ironic, considering I owe Wells Fargo both of my nipples & an arm by now.

3. Parliament Light 100s because I’m trying to cut back on smoking & non-menthols give me a headache. It’s kind of the same idea behind an electric fence, I guess.

4. Incineration devices. (One of which I acquired by means of theft from Josh, one of which I purchased because it is just too patriotic to be left for a stranger.)

5. Communication device that refuses to shatter no matter how many times I drop it, step on it, or spill on it. (Logically, something bad will happen to it now that I’ve said that.)

6. Access to my home, ignition for my car, & a lot of knickknacks.

7. My dayplanner. Hey, Shingypop!

8. Bobby pins. They. Are. Everywhere.

9. My lip gloss is wicked sparkly & I’m here for the jams.

10. Bath & Bodyworks Pocket-Bac, HALLOWEEN/BAT EDITION. Thanks, Ash. It’s even bubblegum scented! <3

11. Some fake Viva La Juicy body spray that cost $8 at Walgreens.

12. PENS. (IloveofficesuppliessomuchIthinkIneedtoenterasupportgroup.)

NOW GO OUT THERE & FIND SOME POT!

Love,