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OMG... #realmartachronicles

When you realize that the “crazy guy” on MARTA… the extra happy dude with the long beard hair braided into three braids who is always listening to music (hopefully!) in his headphones and making strange movements and laughing and running up to strangers a while doing all of this…is the crazy dude who hangs out at the gas station around the corner from your house, doing all of that on the street, to passing cars:

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It's Annoying As Hell When... #realmartachronicles

…you can’t even look up or look straight ahead on the train because the guy sitting across from you waits for every opportunity to make eye contact with you…. 17 more words

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Hurry Up & Wait #realmartachronicles

Only on MARTA does a “3 min” arrival time actually mean “15 but we won’t be courteous & tell you that”

Crazy Is As MARTA Does

Keep Your Ass to Yourself #realmartachronicles

The guy sitting next to me is so busy talking to the woman in the seat behind him that he keeps turning his body around to talk to her. 34 more words

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Systematic Dysfunction #realmartachronicles

MARTA is so damn dysfunctional in every way. Trains leave/arrive late w/ no explanation, app doesn’t work, no security @MARTASERVICE @CEOMARTA

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Poor Thing #realmartachronicles

So one of the MARTA guys is taking surveys at Indian Creek while 1 train is 10 min late leaving the station with angry passengers stuck, waiting on the train. 12 more words

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