You know how when a dog gets all in a skunk’s business you’re supposed to bathe him in tomato juice? It doesn’t work on humans. 87 more words
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Yes, I’ve been off social media for a while. Didn’t notice? Congratulations, YOU have a life.
Because I have some friends who are having weird horrible days today, let me just tell you that NOT ONLY did I burst into tears in the Auto Zone parking lot, I had to use Fix-A-Flat and CANNOT get the stench off me. 33 more words
So, y’all..I really liked a guy. I was so excited, because it’s been a while since I’ve really liked anyone. But the thing is…he really didn’t like me nearly as much as I liked him. 306 more words