new website is live.
i like to announce things at 9PM on a wednesday so only a elite few know about it.
i recommend ‘full screen’ 12 more words
1 week, 6 days
Dear Men of Tinder
Dear Men of Tinder,
Do not post pictures of yourself lying on the beach naked, a picture of your crotch, or a picture of a towel falling off your naked butt. 57 more words
3 weeks, 4 days
this morning i fixed a pair of my work pants and a pair of shorts. the crotches were blown in both of them, which speaks volumes about my superhuman endowment. 164 more words
Once we arrived at Budapest airport we took a bus into the city, it was gruesome. The people all looked miserable, as if all their mother’s had died that afternoon, everyone’s. 910 more words
1 month, 2 weeks
Yeah, you read correctly. Check out this video from his Instagram…
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The other night while out with the girls I became increasingly pissed off. This was mainly because I love attention, and on that particular night I wasn’t getting any. 346 more words
1 month, 3 weeks