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Don't Show Your Crotch On Tinder

Dear Men of Tinder,

Do not post pictures of yourself lying on the beach naked, a picture of your crotch, or a  picture of a towel falling off your naked butt.   57 more words

Crotch

crotch

this morning i fixed a pair of my work pants and a pair of shorts. the crotches were blown in both of them, which speaks volumes about my superhuman endowment. 164 more words

Budapest night in Budapest

Once we arrived at Budapest airport we took a bus into the city, it was gruesome. The people all looked miserable, as if all their mother’s had died that afternoon, everyone’s. 910 more words

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VIDEO: Stars' Tyler Seguin Lets Golfer Hit Ball Off Of His...Um...Junk.

Yeah, you read correctly. Check out this video from his Instagram…

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Crotch cornered

The other night while out with the girls I became increasingly pissed off. This was mainly because I love attention, and on that particular night I wasn’t getting any. 346 more words