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In Fact I’m A Psychologist Specializing in Sleep 2 comments

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    And the bane of my existence as a fiction writer has been suffering the jokes and japes of collea … more →

Tags: inspired by Beckett, 'Theater Of The Absurd', twister

My Feet are Missing

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    It’s embarrassing but true. I woke up this morning to a murder of crows cawing up a storm. I look … more →

Tags: Fables, Creative Writing, dancing seniors, Funny, missing feet, Religion

im bill bissett n yr knot1 comment

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     xprmnt alwyz n nevr stop th attmpt to kreate sumthng new this has bn th point of my 70 books of … more →

Tags: being donald barthelme, bill bissett, Experiments, Love, Poetry, strange deaths, Weddings

I’m Sam Struthers

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    Over the past five months I’ve been writing a short-short story everyday on this blog. Today howe … more →

Tags: gross misunderstandings, Something Sad, Literature, Life, Creative Writing, prizes, Site Design

I’m Michael Chabon

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    When I was a boy, I had a teacher named Mr. Zuckermann whose calling in life was to correct the w … more →

Tags: Kafkaesque, writing, Literature, Life, confidence in writing, Michael Chabon, kafka

For Ten Years I’ve been Writing for Lonely Planet while behind Prison Bars

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     Lonely Planet has been rocked by scandal recently with the warts and all memoir of a former trav … more →

Tags: inspired by Beckett, amnesia, hospitals, Humor, Literature

I'm a character out of a story by Mike Young

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    And since I’m fictional already I thought it wouldn’t be that big a travesty to prete … more →

I’m Donald Barthelme

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    Oh and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not alive and in some very real sense I don’t even exi … more →

Tags: Surrealism

I’m Stephen Joyce2 comments

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    Yes, I’m the grandson of James Joyce and while I haven’t flaunted any literary pretentions over t … more →

Tags: inspired by Beckett

I’m Stephen King

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    The truth comes to those who wait. I’ve been writing under different pseudonyms everyday fo … more →

I’m a student in Tokyo

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     I’m studying English at Tokyo University. I also count bald heads for a wig company on the weeke … more →

Tags: Kafkaesque, gross misunderstandings

Hello my name is Stanley Updike

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     and I work for a small PR firm outside of Boston. One of our main goals has been to rebrand the … more →

Tags: Just Weird

I’m a slum-lord in Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:    And don’t read this if you’re easily offended because I’m sure to piss some people off here. I ha … more →

I’m a dentist from Detroit

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     Once again – and for the very last time – I’ll come out with the honest to goodness truth. My na … more →

Plain and simple: I’m a liar living in jail

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:   Finally. I’ve been writing stories under various names for the past two months and today is the da … more →

I'm just an ordinary dude working at London Drugs1 comment

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:         Okay, okay, okay. You deserve the truth for having hung in there so long. After over a … more →

Tags: Just Weird

THE POWER OF NOWNESS

fastfictions wrote 1 year ago:     I’ve been writing stories everyday for the past month under a variety of pseudonyms in order to … more →


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