It’s true! Clearly, dear readers, you have been neglecting your charity work this holiday season. Why not take some time out of your leisurely, Recession-era shopping (“That’ll be … more →
Sassafras JunctionSorcia MacNasty wrote 2 weeks ago: It’s true! Clearly, dear readers, you have been neglecting your charity work this holiday sea … more →
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Sorcia MacNasty wrote 2 months ago: Look, I am happy for anyone who reads for fun. You know, reading novels, for pleasure, instead of f … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 3 months ago: For probably some of the same sad reasons that young girls turn to being whores and shooting heroin … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 3 months ago: So, good news: I have a new fan with a hilarious site, making fun of some shit I hate the most … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 5 months ago: I was trying fruitlessly to drag my dog out of poison oak while listening to The All-American Reject … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 6 months ago: No, dear readers, don’t get excited — Cunt Island is not a place. Well. Not yet, anyway. … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 7 months ago: Kimmy: Pregnant AND classy! I just drove a 9-hour trip home from FL with the following in my truck: … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 8 months ago: Because no one has ever accused me nor the delightfully obscene and irreverent Lily Allen of being … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 8 months ago: Because God was busy killing puppies and not curing cancers, He overlooked the fact that a terrible … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 9 months ago: Ok, so if you have small children in the room, now might be a good time to encourage them to go hide … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 9 months ago: Here’s a brief run-down on how we became the home-owners of two properties: My husband trolled … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 10 months ago: Uh, no, not WAR Vets. Pet Vets. You know these people. They’re the assholes who charge you … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 10 months ago: I hardly need to detail why I think Valentine’s Day is a crock. I laugh myself sick when I he … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 10 months ago: Well, if you were at my local grocery store on Sunday, the answer to that question would be fairly c … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 11 months ago: My pal Kimmy (of fetus fame) is knocked up — as I keep telling people, she’s she first o … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 11 months ago: Dear Crazy Lady in the Hover-Round, I’m dreadfully sorry — was I staring at your ill-beh … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 12 months ago: The “Sunshine State” should officially be renamed either “God’s Waiting Room … more →
Sorcia MacNasty wrote 1 year ago: Why is it, exactly, that the mental hospital’s policy dictates that all their freed patients m … more →