In the Crumpet household, summer brings with it hazy, somnolent memories of days spent at the beach, taffy, large bugs, penny-farthings, people-watching, and fried chocolate bars. And catching up with… more →
Mr. Crumpet & Orange BearCrumpet & Bear wrote 5 months ago: In the Crumpet household, summer brings with it hazy, somnolent memories of days spent at the beach, … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 10 months ago: Dear reader, As you may have noticed, Mr. Crumpet and Orange Bear have been taking a break from thei … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: Could Orange Bear resist building his own Muppet? Well, of course not. What kind of question is that … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: Orange Bear saw him first. Of course, he could scarcely believe his eyes. Or his nose, for that matt … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: A concerned reader writes: Dear Orange Bear, Your dismissal of the two-wheeled arts earlier this sum … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: Summer’s just around the corner, which means Orange Bear will be eating more than his fill of … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: Mr. Crumpet recently needed a new pair of pants. The old pants had become tattered, faded, forlorn, … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 1 year ago: Now that it’s 2008, Mr. Crumpet and Orange Bear thought it might be time to freshen up the blo … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Orange Bear recently stopped by to check on his dear friend Mr. Crumpet’s progress regarding T … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Some updates for the past month: Mrs. Crumpet recently dispatched some weeds in the garden. The weed … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Upon hearing of Orange Bear’s encyclopedic and comprehensive study of facial hair, Dr. Recherc … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Orange Bear recently received this message from Mr. Crumpet: If someone were to tell you that Academ … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Orange Bear is concerned that the extended period buried beneath the Long-Unfinished Project may be … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: “Bah,” gripes Orange Bear, “Mr. Crumpet thinks he’s so special with his Absu … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Milton Mole and his family are hairy-tailed moles. “We prefer the term Brewer’s Moles, a … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: A loyal reader asks, “Would you describe Mr. Crumpet’s absence to work on the Long-Unfin … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: It seems Mr. Crumpet has lost track of time. Twelve days into 2007 and he’s made nary a peep, … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a tim … more →
Crumpet & Bear wrote 2 years ago: Every Christmas (it seems), Dedushka Yevgeny calls from the big city to the northwest and recounts h … more →